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2018-03-19 at 9:59 PM UTC in WTC an Inside job?I wouldn't be surprised if the CIA acted as handlers for the mozlems who "masterminded" the whole thing though. That shit is nothing new for them. It's pretty obvious that certain elements of the US government had intelligence about the attacks, but I feel like there is a possibility that certain (potentially rogue) elements helped/encouraged the mozlems to commit the attacks in order to pull the US into Iraq with the people's support/step up domestic security, etc.
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2018-03-19 at 9:40 PM UTC in Who is your "the one that got away"Obviously, being hung up on some wet, slippery hole and the talking excess meat around it for an unreasonable amount of time makes up a large part of the definition of faggot, beta, cuck. However, we've all had those moments in our lives where one bitch manages to actually alleviate our desires of strangling her skinny neck while balls deep in her rectum. You actually want to - and may Allah forgive me for using this term - cuddle with her. Maybe...gulp...hold her hand over the dinner table. Perhaps even...fuck...smell her hair. Who is your "the one that got away"?
My one? I FUCKING MET HER ON FRIDAY. I'M AT A PARTY, I'M A LIGHTWEIGHT, I'M DRUNK. She magically appears out of nowhere, I'm instantly in front of her, I'm gaming her good, "what's your name", "you're 23? damn you're old", "I don't know anybody here I just heard the music and came inside", "I make pencils for a living", "are you half hungarian because you have similar facial features to the women who were staying at this dirty hostel with me in amsterdam", "I hate everything about you", I'm getting laughs, left, right, center, she's holding my gaze, she's flicking her hair, she's touching my arm (with her palm, not her fingers), I'm putting my arm around her and we're taking pictures, she's smelling my neck because she's wondering what a 9/10 smells like, I'm pushing her away, pretending to leave, she's grabbing onto me, saying don't leave. We're talking, we're playing, we're kissing. Suddenly, it's 2am and I'm too drunk, I lose her, my friend calls a cab, I'm in the cab. Next day, I text my bro - WHO'S THAT BITCH? NUMBER NOW???"
Response: "literally who?"
Me: "the girl I introduced you to, we were talking all night, etc"
Response: "I asked around and nobody knows who she is, I think she heard the music and just came inside." -
2018-03-19 at 9:13 PM UTC in Where did your first romantic relationship go wrong?
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2018-03-18 at 2:13 AM UTC in I've been taken advantage of again.Stupid fucking BITCH
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2018-03-18 at 2:10 AM UTC in §m£ÂgØL is Fox Paws and MAL.
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
This could easily be the hand of a chubby guy who grew his nails and painted them and put a girly ring on. There is absolutely no way I'm believing you are a girl unless you post tits
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2018-03-18 at 1:37 AM UTC in Have you ever been mugged?There have been many attempts because I'm a 9/10, and for some reason, people like to think that good looking guys are more likely to let it happen. When a nigger (always a nigger) approaches me with the usual "what you got for me fam?" or "you're in the wrong ends bruv" or "blud gimme ur phone or i'll fuckin shank u" I simply put my hands up innocently and say "yeah sure man, i don't want no trouble" then BLAM BLAM in the fucking jaw and I'm fuckken out (I was in the 100m/200m athletics team in high school). My one twos are sharp but I'm also not sticking around because everybody gets knifed over some stupid bullshit here.
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2018-03-18 at 1:27 AM UTC in Have you ever been asshole.Only to girls who are out of my league
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2018-03-18 at 1:09 AM UTC in Where did your first romantic relationship go wrong?Me: 18 years old, 8/10, naive faggot poser, functional degenerate on weekly drug binges, casual sexual experiences with friends/one night stands only, pretending to be a girl on zoklet and and gassed about entering a top 5 uni
Her: 19 years old, 8.5/10, bipolar type 1, BPD, manipulative, charming, socially intelligent but not on my level intellectually, upper echelon daddy issues, dat ass tho
Setting: winter, snow up to your knees, a Lithuanian village by the name of Jaksiai Kedainiai, literally huts with furnaces for heating with every single person spending their entire day drinking home made vodka, hydrating themselves with one glass of water every morning and beer for the rest of the day
Occasion: visiting her alcoholic father who lives with his 70 year old mother, he's 38 but looks 57, 2 teeth, bad posture, croaky voice, communicates with me in broken Russian, smokes 40 cigarettes a day, shits twice a week, seizures if no alcohol
Where did it go wrong: we all get drunk and bitch starts arguing with her alky father about being neglected and abused as a child, somewhere among the blur a knife is grabbed off the table, chewing rye bread like a good goy I stand up to calm her down, she starts freaking out at me totally blackout drunk, a psychotic mess, as I try to casually take the knife off her, I'm nervously laughing, bitch comes at me and attempts to stab me in the face/neck - due to years of MMA training (under spectral's tutelage) I reflexively parry her knife hand, cutting myself in the process and elbow her in the jaw, she falls and gets KOd. Comes around after a few seconds and starts crying about how I beat her up, I mount her and start screaming in her face about how she nearly killed me while her dad is cracking up in the background and the grandma is casually strolling into the room with bandages while muttering some shit to herself about the mess, my blood all over her face and shirt now, I'm still screaming and put my forearm on her neck, pushing, trying not to choke her to death. I fucked her so good that night mostly out of fear, trauma, I'm in the middle of nowhere, I cum inside her and cry myself to sleep. We didn't go back to London until a week later. Immediately cut off all contact. 7 years later she still messages me on FB and I have never replied to this day. -
2018-03-18 at 12:37 AM UTC in Organized and Managed ContentSince the OP is framed with a bunch of leading questions, I want the opposite of what spectral (low caps since he's finished, he's done) proposes
Who the fuck goes into any individual subforum anyway? Just click on latest threads and go back 3 pages like a normal person you fucking weirdo -
2018-03-18 at 12:18 AM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?
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2018-03-17 at 2:44 PM UTC in Nootropics you're takingWhat's the best nootropic stack for quicker word recall? I need it for work and taking longer than 1 second puts my job on the line.
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2018-03-17 at 2:37 PM UTC in What is your home address and Social Security Number?
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2018-03-17 at 2:36 PM UTC in Who are your top 3 favourite posters?You can only pick 3 (any order). Anybody who lists more will get banned by my friend Lanny
Issue313 (RIP)
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2018-03-17 at 2:12 PM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?once you eradicate shit genes, which are responsible for certain character traits, clusters of which are partly responsible for certain political outlooks, you begin the process of eradicating shit ideas. lol at people (including "the far right") thinking you can think some shit into existence ("it's just culture bro we gotta change the culture") and the abstract will override biology
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2018-03-17 at 2:01 PM UTC in Livestreamed SuicideThis guy literally memed himself into paradise
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2018-03-17 at 1:58 PM UTC in Lanny is Bill KrozbyI backtraced Lanny's orthography with the help of the internet police and have discovered 2 alts, one of which is not Bill Krozby.
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2018-03-17 at 1:52 PM UTC in If you became the leader of your country, what would be your first decision?establish "the advancement of mankind" program which is lowkey eugenics. sterilise people with shit genes and those who hold political ideologies i disagree with (political orientation has a genetic variance of 0.3 to 0.6). incentivise people with good genes to breed more through welfare (the opposite of what current governments do). ensure the jedi question is publicly discussed on state owned tv where even jedis are able to participate and defend their own kikery. only then will extermination be viewed as justifiable by the people
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2018-03-17 at 1:40 PM UTC in Fuck shit up on reddit?dfg do you remember when you made me a mod on your site because you thought i was a girl
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2018-03-17 at 1:33 PM UTC in I'm really good looking
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2018-03-14 at 6:29 PM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
