Posts by Daily

1. 2018-05-09 at 3:16 PM UTC in Squirting: The Official Poll
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I would have to be drunk or coked up to find it hot however
2. 2018-05-09 at 3:15 PM UTC in Squirting: The Official Poll
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   It can be both pussy juice and piss
3. 2018-05-09 at 1:19 PM UTC in dietician be damned
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   How much do you weigh right now
   
   If you're a hamplanet above 250lbs with little to no muscle mass you can afford to lose far more than 10lbs per month but calorie restriction of that caliber is probably torture if that's you
4. 2018-05-09 at 11:45 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   When you stop eating carbs one day you'll see more clearly as you will experience a reduction of inflammation in the brain
5. 2018-05-09 at 11:44 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   More like my test is always high because I want to constantly fuck new women
   
   Agreed with the dopamine however
6. 2018-05-09 at 11:16 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Give me the $100,000 anyday
7. 2018-05-09 at 11:16 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I choose the million
8. 2018-05-09 at 11:15 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   Bruh when I met my previous girlfriend I thought she was a 9/10
   
   By the time I decided to break up with her she was a 5/10
9. 2018-05-09 at 11:14 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
   

   Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
   I'm 25 already
   
   I am old
10. 2018-05-09 at 11:10 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I've discovered that seeing a girl, even the love of your life, more than twice a week drastically shortens the honeymoon period and ruins the mystery for both of you (which is actually the most attractive bit but nobody realises it)
    
    Think about those girls you thought were "9.5/10" and how they slowly became 9s 8s and even 7s after regular fucking, frequent conversation and general exposure. It ruins the whole fucking thing and makes you jaded and blase
    
    This is why I am considering doing the Osama Bin Laden's dad manoeuvre of marrying four wives, impregnating them and then divorcing them in a rotating fashion after they give birth. This nigga had 56 children from 22 wives. One of them became Osama Bin Laden and changed the world as we see it today. This inclusive fitness is literally the meaning of life and Osama Bin Laden's dad managed to have fun during the entire ordeal
    
    So yeah, I choose the billion
11. 2018-05-09 at 10:59 AM UTC in *sigh* I wanna suck the goatse man's dick
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Item 9 No, not really, I've just been having a compulsion to post that sentence as a thread, so there, its done.

    
    Would you bury your face in his asshole for $100 per minute
12. 2018-05-09 at 10:50 AM UTC in Teen gets decapitated while conscious
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Lanny Pretty sure no one's ability to administer first aid is improved by watching a kid get his arm hacked off over a span of a few minutes.

    
    Sub 140 IQ detected
13. 2018-05-09 at 3:35 AM UTC in Be together the with the love of your life, or have $1 Billion?
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume neither
    
    I just want to live in a world without an establishment or monetary system

    
    That's anti-semitic
14. 2018-05-09 at 3:26 AM UTC in A Ladybug Just
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    It just needed a convenient place to take a shit and your head seemed like the right choice
15. 2018-05-09 at 3:11 AM UTC in High tier TV series
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    
16. 2018-05-09 at 2:59 AM UTC in High tier TV series
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by Lanny Also westworld is pretty mediocre. Tries so hard to be profound but it's pretty much just pseudo-philosophical garbage trying to make people who don't actually thing say "makes you think!"

    
    
17. 2018-05-09 at 2:48 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    When you're rapid cycling and call your dealer to give him tips on scaling his "business model" and then expect to reap the financial rewards of your new marketing strategy
    
    
18. 2018-05-08 at 11:37 PM UTC in Some random person is trying to gaslight me over sms
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by -mal- Lul k good job Daily. You were mean to a girl on the internet. Plz collect your trophy.

    
    Oh noes, it's a girl on the internets!
    
    Literally die
19. 2018-05-08 at 11:21 PM UTC in Some random person is trying to gaslight me over sms
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Imagine being 5 ft 2 and weighing 160 lbs
    
    "i can seduce anybody i want even Bill Krozby"
20. 2018-05-08 at 11:19 PM UTC in Some random person is trying to gaslight me over sms
    

    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]

    Originally posted by -mal- But this went on for years. I don’t understand the motivation for straight guys to pretend to be women and engage in cybering…

    
    Sure it did
    
    Did you smell Bill Krozby's dick over his cat shit filled apartment?