Every time this type of thing happens then we keep setting new high scores for playing Chicken with how far I can be pushed without snapping… But that's the thing with high scores. One day you reach one that can't be topped, you reach the human limit. One day I will hit that point, then she will push further and I will fucking snap. And then what do you think will happen? What is the best case fucking scenario prize that could be won from playing this stupid game? I have a million little canisters of compressed rage that I bottled up and stowed away in a dark basement. If one of them gets fucked around with too much and pops one day, how big will the resulting fireball be? I don't know.
Every minute of my life I waste comprehending things on your behalf, wasting the efforts of my brain cells on cleaning up your perpetual messes because you can't stay off the sauce long enough to stop bull in a china shopping everything in your life and mine, it pains me. Like someone took my skin and started separating it from my flesh just to run white hot pokers underneath it.. that's how much it pains me that I waste my time on her misadventures. And instead of feeling the anguish from that pain I bottle it up into glass bottles and stick them in the freezer. But that's the thing about beer in the freezer, eventually it will explode. The shards could nic an artery if youre not careful. In my case there's no game of chicken. The dumb cow isn't even trying to piss me off she's just that useless.
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Also When I was in Highschool (or around that time) a fucking plane crashed at that Macys and killed shitloads of people in the mall :( that mall has a huge reputation for WTF moments. It's a fun mall to fuck off-half a day worth of being lazy and playing og arcade shit.
"The plane, apparently attempting an instrument landing at fog shrouded Buchanan Field, about a mile away, slammed into the mall at about 8:45 p.m., when the shopping center was teeming with last-minute Christmas shoppers."
The Sun Valley Mall is one of the largest in Northern California."
Steven Anthony Lawrence wasn't even born when that plane crashed and hes at the same store (sort of) years later being an elf? that doesn't seem right.
sidenote: We used to raid Macy for their cologn sample bottles (which were just out of box returns) before going to clubs. not raid Macy like these hoodrats do today with their bear spray n shittt
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Originally posted by Grylls
No I’m just saying you look like Santa in fact that’s kinda cool if you do
Ok stop it now you just gave me another thought
Have you ever seen a black Santa at the mall or whatever?
At Sunvalley Mall once. but not in Macy (Sunvalley is a mall in Concord Cali (next to Walnut Creek) where some totse event ended up a few times including my was to be a Battle with Digital Avatar who got us kicked off the dialup the first time). Sunvalley is also where the actor Steven Anthony Lawrence from "Even Steven" was working as a Santa Helper and some other odd jobs.
But I digress. It was a black Santa collecting Red Cross money in a tin can out in front.
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Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready
I went to work after picking up my meds.
I been off of a few for about 4 days and felt shitty so went back on. they wont kick in until maybe tomorrow so I'm still feeling shitty plus trickling affects of the covid booster in me.
so the first plate was a woman who rolled up in a Tesla and kinda of parked illegally next to me in Berkeley on parallel parking. I had the end spot but she rolled up in what looked to be a motorcycle spot slightly blocking the driveway. I got a ping for pickup and glanced at the plate and it was the company that by proxy "Totse Forever" guy worked for. totseans will get what that means. he created the security software for Pay Pal but the plate said something else followed by com
then I see another plate and it only caught my eye because it said the very thing I wanted to get for my plate but figured "Someone probably has it already" and here it is. Right in front of me. 40 million people in California as of 2020 censes. 40 million people and this guys car is right in front of me and has the plate I wanted. I took a photo of both but I decided against showing it because of the potential "he's a stalker" go-to
then I spent hours looking for a specific THING and fucked off the rest of the day of work. but I worked like an hour.
:D slowly getting back into it
See your problem is you aren't accosting the strangers you're working into your delusions. Tonight I made gun finger bang bang signs at a woman in traffic while blaring that willow Smith and DA ANXIETY song and she looked nervous and shocked then peeled off and cut her off but kept enough distance that she couldn't get my plate.
Please post more threads about the messages jeff hunter/Ted gunderson sends you in the form of California license plates
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