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  1. G African Astronaut
    Had a guy come over to inherited property #1 to give me a quote on cleaning,encapsulating a crawl space. Nice enough guy but holy fuck, buy a fucking belt, just this shit alone may make me choose someone else.

    That shit was even worse when he backed out lol.

    Plumma's crack be real son.

    Full Moon @ Noon :

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  2. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Just got Super Bowl snacks and I can't wait to watch Joe Burrow and not have to look at stupid ass Tom Brady anymore

    Threw moderate $ on dem Bengals @ +175 outright !
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  3. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Torn :

    Wanna work out but also wanna eat a cup of Fruity Pebbles birfday cake & watch "Counting Cars".

    Swoll :

    Cuz I bypassed the cerealz & mashed out an aggressive PT session.
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  4. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Brined lemon rosemary chicken breasts, salad with home made lemon pepper vinegarette, mushroom butter rice with white wine n caramelized onion n chicken fat

    Get swoll' Caspah !
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  5. G African Astronaut
    Went to the reservation this morning as I had word one of the long tenured tenants of my mom's old property had left willingly but was living week to week in a shitty motel. I went & spoke with her & her husband & they were having a hard time securing a rental agreement due to zero references because they had lived on my mom's land for 40+ years hence she was their only reference. I wrote them a letter of recommendation & had it notarized stating they'd been upstanding folk for decades. Truth be told my mom rarely ever charged them but that was on her not them. Also paid the sketchy Arab @ the desk a month w/o telling them.

    Hit the reservation flea mall & almost alfuckingmost copped a fucking Capuchin monkey lol. Some guy had a batch of 3 babies I guess toddler aged ?! They were weaned & ready to go & cute as fuck. The guy was real funny about pics so no pics(I think he was a illegal/exotic animal vendor type) but the one I wanted was all one tone dark everywhere except his face had puffy white jowls & chin like a gully ass beard lol. He was the only one that would come right up to me & grab @ my chest to be picked up.

    Also was looking for a bush/brush whacker as I gotta clear some property & wanna do it all rustic native flow lol. Dude sales homemade hand forged ware. Copped upper right, shit's razor sharp & despite the crude aesthetics it's well balanced.

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  6. G African Astronaut
    Dewalt boots are like $60-75 around here @ Payless,Ross,Shoe Show etc.
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  8. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by G Sent

    Several hours unclaimed, I cancelled.
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  10. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive I thought you were attacking the buffalo sauce on the side rather than the cheese/ranch. I can agree with that, no secondary dip is necessary.

    Also that air fryer trick sounds great. Gotta try that out when making wings next time.

    Any secondary sauce is unacceptable, if dipping a buffalo sauced wing into buffalo sauce it is still singular & deemed honorable. But to dip a habanero mango into ranch,blue cheese,marinara is akin to ordering a shot of semen.
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  11. G African Astronaut
    We got one local pub that does double fried wings. They fry,toss/sauce then into the convection oven/air fryer, they come out w/ the sauce & skin melded into one. Fuck now I wanna go to Spunky's lol.

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Then you are getting a giant tub of homo with every order of sauced wings… You just threw the whole serving of wings in a dipping sauce lmao.

    Negative grasshoppa, the wing & sauce become one, the addition of any secondary sauce is the travesty.
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  12. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Consider trying this cool, useful and simple trick next time that is also impressive to the homies:



    Then enjoy the crispiest part of the wing with ease and style.

    That requires 2 hands hence detrimental to dranking. One soiled hand for drumette, one pristine hand for beverage. There's levels to this shit lol.
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  13. G African Astronaut
    Warm & Fuzzy :

    77° FH today strolling out of Ollie's saw some kids setting up a table for a raffle to support a local youth center refurb. & park clean up, prize = a 60+ inch TV. I riddled/quizzed the lead kid & he was really well spoken & articulate. I copped the whole roll so they didn't have to waste the beautiful day sitting in a parking lot. Safe to say I gotta new TV on the way lol.

    2000 $1 raffle tickets = $2000 for a likely $500-600 TV = 1400 loss lol.
    Helping out shorties, priceless.




    Plus I can get dat tax deduction, some play checkers others master chess lol.
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  14. G African Astronaut
    Bert took one look @ my multi-colored polo & called me a "fucking faggot" as he launched a salt shaker @ my head.
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  15. G African Astronaut
    Just washed & hot oil treated it,,,
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  16. G African Astronaut
    Sent
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  17. G African Astronaut
    Meanwhile this 30 pound behemoth is as fucking clingy as a mediocre girl.

    Live & remote lol.




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  18. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Im just poking some fun at her. It was cringey to be asked the cookie-cutter questions though, hence me trying to give not cookie cutter answers.

    To penetrate MQ's divine force field one should inquire about his celestial familiars like cats,birds,turtles & obscure beers often ending your inquiry w/a simulated "purr". Then the veil will flutter & maybe, just maybe you get a glimpse of the being behind the curtain.

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  20. G African Astronaut
    61K would have Fona to hoarder level of Good Will tech & curbside fare.
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