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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's spelled the way I say it is MOTHER FUCKER

    besides, whats wrong with Burt's Bees? I put that stuff of my dry skin and it feels slappy happy ointment good.

    This is the same reason you thought Caesars Palace was getting demolished. You just read something and then decide what you want it to be, lol, even if it's completely wrong.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G Wait, I'm behind on my Wren files, you looking for extra/better income or did you lose your former gig ?!

    Both. I quit my former gig. Late nights working around a bar full of obnoxious DRUNKARDS. I can HAMDLE it but it just gets old and gives me anxiety. I gotta be drunk myself or just mad all night and I'm trying not to be a drunk anymore (as often and especially not at work) so I had to remove myself from the job. I need something more professional and this is probably as close as I'll get for now, until I decide to fucking learn something new for myself.
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  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    On a positive note for myself, just got a call back from the hospital jarb I interviewed for on Wednesday. Offered me the job with benefits and sign on bonus and quite a bit more than I've ever made before. I sure hope it doesn't completely suck ass because it seems awesome on paper.

    Also it's not like a huge industrial kitchen serving tons of patients and visitors, it's just a smaller hospital with a set number of patients so she said it's way layed back and less stressful, plus the main hospital does the bulk cooking and pre-portions a lot of the stuff so it's just kind of set up and ready to go for us. We just have to be ORGANIZED and that's like my forte at work. A nice neat organized work space. And there's only a few other cooks so I don't have to talk to people all day long and can work more independently which I much prefer. I am happy, for now.

    Thanks
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That's pretty kewl of you man. #respek
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  5. Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My family had Revolutionary War forts named after them as well as a big ass lake and bridge in Oregon.

    ...you drive for uber right?
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  6. BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    $20 an hour, 40 hours a week.
    Nice 2nd shift jobbie job and all I have to do is sit down the entire time and drive a fork lift around.
    Im fucking geek'd.

    Not sure if I'm going to take it or take a better paying and slightly harder type of work job or if I want to take 1 of the other 3 jobs offers that pay a little less but might have better benefits.

    Got to decide soon.

    This morning I turned down 1 job because I didn't feel like smelling like a shit box all day.
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  7. Originally posted by G G knows Fona's judgment,impulse control,situational awareness & general common sense is severely compromised. With that knowledge I simply formed a hypothesis based on current & past data.

    But was the data fonafied for accuracy?
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  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat she has the attitude, british accent and look of elizabeth hurley.

    No she doesn't.

    You sat alone, drinking, taking pics of people on your IPAD like a fucking loser.

    Kill yourself.
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  9. Lucrimosa African Astronaut
    You should suck on a fucking 12-guage barrel
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  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready It's not wrong because I didn't make it up.

    Its just sad to see Ceasars go,

    It is wrong and you did make it up. Thats why you arent able to provide one single link to the source of your fake claim. Instead of getting offended, just fucking admit you were wrong, lol. Why is that so difficult?
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  11. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    He's always been paranoid bur ever since the doctor cut him off his meds he has taken it to a new level.
    Long ago when he would call the fona-fone and relentlessly interrogate me for hours on end I had thought he was trying to be my friend and get to know me but looking back on it all those calls ever consisted of was him asking me for alibis for specific dates, accusing me of covering something up and going so far as to call me a murderer.
    The only times he was not accusing me of some crime was when he would be telling me about some cover up/crimes someone else had done that somehow directly affected him even if it happened in the fucking future some how.
    I'm sure he is a damn good taxi driver but Im getting more and more worried about paying the fare when it comes to being acquainted with this gont.
    I won't be shocked if I turn on the news and see him running naked from the police wearing nothing but a tin foil hat.
    Im starting to think his ex-wife made him sleep in his car in the garage because she was scared of him.
    Im scared for everyone around him and most of all himself.
    We lost Bill Krozby last year to paranoid delusions of an imaginary talking black cop and his dog scarfy.
    I sure hope QMR gets back on his meds.
    I miss the slightly less troublesome QMR.
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  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You get congratulations when you get rimmed by a teen…only than and not before.



    Originally posted by Wariat

    She looks like a fucking chipmonk
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready MSN said it. its not official but most likely it will happen. the only reason it hasn't happened is the Union contracts. they may have to wait 5 years.

    other casinos is the Luxor and the Castle theme one near by.

    there already considered old after 25 years. it's crazy but true. they were aiming for family entertainment. for all ages back in the 1990s it says

    read this

    https://www.casino.org/vitalvegas/rumor-mill-demolition-could-be-in-the-cards-for-luxor/

    Caesars Palace is not mentioned once in that article you dolt.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Bradley People talk about having a bad day imagine living a whole life like that.

    What a fucking cry baby. No wonder your life sucks man. Life is not what happens but how you react to it.
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by G Hit 3 of 5 props, broke even.

    Heard. Good ole breaking even, the old-fashioned win.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Thank you sir. May all of your bets and parlays this evening be fruitful and 100% successful.
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  17. Archer513 African Astronaut
    Bradley looks like someone that “collects” catalytic converters…
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  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    At least we afford him that opportunity.

    Wariat, I literally don't read them or skim them except for Once In a Blue 🌚 moon or even look at the first word and I try to not even open his threads if I can help it, as is there is absolutely nothing of value that can be gained other than some mild entertainment from others making fun of him, but that's gotten rather stale at this point since it's just all kind of a broken record.

    There I have opened up my heart and given you a glimpse into my mind. I am drained and exhausted I must go now and meditate.
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  19. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The Aldi's here is the opposite of ghetto, they have chandeliers and marble staircases and even a little library with a fireplace in the middle of you want to take a quick break. Only the finest opera plays over the speakers and there's a dress code of tuxedos and formal night gowns and whatnot.

    The carts instead of needing a quarter to get one you need a crisp $100 bill, as well as having to provide proof of income to enter the establishment, of which can be no less than 100k a year. So, uh, YEAH. Ghetto my asshetto!
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Piggly Wigglys goml
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