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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I was going to spend summer this year in Ukraine but I guess that's not happening, thanks Vladdy Daddy.

    I dunno where else to go that's not a tourist trap. Poland and Germany will be full of (actual) refugees btw.

    Europe is a multicultural shithole
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Or something like that

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    Snot is for noses
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ Why?

    Because with sunny side up the top of the egg white is snotty and with over or down both sides are greasy. With basted only one side need touch your oil while the top is steamed nicely white with no snot and no grease.
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ WHOLESOME

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    He's dead and I helped. I busted his chops so much about him being too old and fat to use the upstairs of his house that in a fit of rage he attempted to climb to the top floor of his house. During the arduous accent he collapsed from sheer exhaustion and tumbled down the stairs to his death from a broken neck.
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ He's gonna wait it out like 2 weeks to get our hopes up and then come back with a hehehehehe you fuckers thought I was gone for good but NOOOOOPE. and then probably a fucking TSUNAMI of copy pastas he's gonna have all geared up and ready to go.

    I'm calling it now.

    Fuck I'm sorry again.

    He's dead
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    Originally posted by Wariat Nope. Poland is not a western country nor is ukraine. everyone disagrees with you. only russia doesnt and its puppet fake non elected government of putin.

    You keep saying Poland is not a "western country" but you have been shown that is false you stupid polock.

    https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/western-countries
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny says the one who gets his "good information" from joutube.

    And you get yours from tea leaf readings.
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Dude ur fine, your supposed to honor and remember thr ones you loved the most in this world. I literally think about my grandpa every single day. I have a little shrine set up but it's not just for him but basically my spirituality as a whole, which he happens to be a part of. There are a couple friends, one in particular, that I literally think about at least every other day and I think this is just the connection of the collective consciousness in the world that we are all living for and experiencing life for. Your life is literally so that the humans after you gain from your DNA and your experiences in order to survive better and evolve.

    I consider myself agnostic but I very heavily believe in Occult ideas, ritual Magick, the power of meditation/prayer/thought, and the connection we have on every level from astrologically to divine geometry to demonology to controlled breathing techniques. I think that "God" is the answer to the unknowns in science today and will lead us unto a higher level of consciousness and understanding. There is a reason the catholic church ceremony is performed the way it is just as much as there is a reason why freemasons perform different ceremonies. Everything in this world is energy and there is no matter, it's all energy. Everything you do and everything anyone has done in this world, literally everything, is all just energy. We are all connected through this energy and are essentially one collective consciousness all experiencing life on different levels. This is true for anyone living in any "space-time", or plane of existence. Time is just relative to you in your world, not necessarily other beings who perceive these energy frequencies differently. I believe that children, particularly younger than 4-5 basically when you start having your first memories, are more susceptible to this unknown energy or frequency. That's why they see things adults don't sometimes. I think the powers that be are keen to this knowledge as well and have systematically dulled our "enlightenment" abilities through everyday life by ways of food/water supply and possibly through wifi/radio/sattellite/saturn-moon matrix.

    Basically you will forever have a connection to your dad like this so start using it for the better, and also you will make more connections in due time. Time is the ultimate healer and I promise you any issue you think this is giving you just give it time and it will get better, guaranteed.










    Or maybe I'm just an idiot

    It doesn't matter what a person believes as long as they believe they are somehow "answerable" for their actions. Even if you believe the chair you are sitting in is the "higher power" so long as you think you will have to account for you actions to the chair when you shuffle of this mortal coil you won't be too much of a dick.
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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Hitting what? If you hit the ground or a sloped surface the bottle will just bounce 99% of the time.



    @ 0:40





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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra imagine living in a Lowes Home Improvement

    Imagine living in Mega Lo Mart.


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    Same for anyone who left their home country and bitches about the one they moved to.
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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by WellHung niggers love to throw garbage out of a moving vehicle.

    Why? Did one throw you out of a moving vehicle?
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ I heard they used to pick cootie sores of off girls and sell them as snacks for kids, called Chewties.

    That is an urban legend partially based on truth. In the public school systems in 4th grade you had to bring in a cigar box and decorate it in art class for your art supplies box. Many girls in the 60's and early 70's would pick their cootie scabs and glue them to the cigar boxes. This made sure that no boys would steal their crayons, glue, or glitter.
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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by stl1
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    He peed in the tacos
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein I love pineapples so much omg

    I've never been and will never go to Hawaii. But back when I lived in Vegas a friend of my flew in from there with a pineapple which had been picked fresh that morning before he left. We ate it that day. It was simply unbelievable...
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Says the geriatric cripple who arguably is even less intelligent than our resident nigger.

    If you think I'm crippled I'll buy you a one way flight to Las Vegas and you can find out for yourself. I love stomping pedos...

    This is no internet BS. I will buy you a ticket.
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