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2024-10-15 at 2:36 AM UTC in For Trump supportersThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-12 at 6:12 PM UTC in Do you think Donald Trump/MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING actually lost any weight due to his massive new exercise regiment?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-12 at 3:36 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-09 at 11:18 PM UTC in Kafkas Deceased Sister Doxed! Pics!!!Exclusive graphic photos of Kafka's dead sister. Warning, not family friendly.
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2024-10-08 at 7:12 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit IsraelIn 2020 there was a bipartisan effort to supply Isreal with the MOP. Isreal has the US GBU- 57. Officially it can only be delivered by the B-1 Lancer, B-2 Spirit, or B-21 Raider bombers. However Isreals' fleet of C-130s could easily be modified for delivery. Also there are credible rumors that they have heavily modified a limited number if F- 15s to carry a single GBU-57.
But let's say Iran had say two viable nuclear warheads hidden deep in an unreachable bunker. They can't deliver them without first exposing them. Launch sites, guidance facilities, power logistics, and all manner of necessary infrastructure required to deliver a successful nuclear strike other than the actual warhead are quite vulnerable.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-08 at 4:56 PM UTC in Hurricane MiltonWatch and see. Miami Dade is going to be one a the few places voting will be fixed by FEMA in time for the election.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-09 at 5:25 AM UTC in Hurricane MiltonThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-08 at 8:47 PM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️The papal secretary comes into the office, looking shaken.
“What is it, my son? Has something happened?” the pope asks.
“Holy Father, there is good news, and bad news. The good news is, Jesus has returned, and he has just called to talk to you!”
“Hallelujah! To think that I lived to be the pope who would lead the Church at the time of the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior! God be praised! … wait, you said there was bad news?”
“Yes, Your Holiness…. He’s calling from Salt Lake City!”The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-08 at 7:19 PM UTC in Reserve Your Fucks for Only the Most Fuckworthy of Situations
Originally posted by Fluttershy Completely ignoring posts that prove you wrong is just being a sore loser baby about it, not "subtly not giving a fuck… LIKE A BOSS!"
People who don't care typically don't feel the need to shout "I DON'T CARE GUYS!!! I SWEAR!! I REALLY DONT CARE!!! AKSHUALLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MAD!!!" over and over again
It seems like you really give a fuck.
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2024-10-07 at 6:09 PM UTC in I sin too muchThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-06 at 12:56 AM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-07 at 8:42 AM UTC in Pretending to be Catholic for cabbage rolls 🍽️The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-28 at 2:40 AM UTC in Why hasn't anyone brought back Twitter?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-09-24 at 4:24 PM UTC in What are you thinking about....
Originally posted by Warcry i wish i kne wod this video when me wnd thwt 5 yr oldmlenka chick were srill tlaking kr in tlaking terms and i sent it to her sysing this is like us but the roles reversed. the same chick who hung out with all those trahy young guys even going to the bathroom inside the pub me and star trek went to with one.
Please just die, seriously.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-06 at 8:35 PM UTC in For Trump supportersIn the murky depths of a seedy dive bar, the air hung thick with the stench of stale beer and the cacophony of raucous laughter. Kamala Harris, a low-level Assistant District Attorney, huddled in a corner booth, her gaze fixed intently on the man across from her: Willie Brown, the charismatic and powerful Mayor of San Francisco.
Kamala's heart pounded in her chest as she fidgeted with the hem of her skirt, her mind racing with a mixture of trepidation and anticipation. This was her chance to make a name for herself, to prove to the world that she was more than just a pawn in the District Attorney's game.
Brown's eyes met hers across the table, and a mischievous smile spread across his lips. He raised his glass in a sardonic salute, his piercing gaze seeming to bore through her like a laser beam.
"Well, Ms. Harris," he drawled, his voice a velvet whisper, "I hear you're quite the ambitious one."
Kamala's cheeks flushed a deep crimson as she struggled to find the right words. "I'm just...trying to do my job, Mr. Mayor."
Brown chuckled softly, the sound echoing around the room like the crackling of a fire. "Oh, I'm sure you are, Ms. Harris. But there are...other ways to advance your career, you know."
Kamala's mind raced as she tried to decipher the Mayor's meaning. "What...what do you mean?"
Brown leaned forward, his eyes twinkling with amusement. "Let's just say that there are certain...favors that I can offer you in exchange for...certain accommodations."
A cold shiver ran down Kamala's spine as she realized the true nature of Brown's proposal. She had heard rumors of the Mayor's reputation, of his penchant for manipulating and discarding women to further his own political ambitions.
But Kamala was determined to succeed, and she knew that sleeping with the Mayor was her ticket to the top. With a trembling hand, she reached across the table and placed her palm on top of his.
"I'm willing," she whispered.
In the weeks that followed, Kamala became a regular fixture in the Mayor's suite. She performed tasks that went far beyond her official duties, often finding herself alone with Brown in the late hours of the night.
At first, Kamala struggled with the role she was playing. She felt used and humiliated, but she consoled herself with the knowledge that it was all for a greater purpose.
But as time went on, a strange transformation began to occur within Kamala. The more she spent with Brown, the more she became accustomed to the power and prestige that came with being his mistress. She began to dress more provocatively, and her once-reserved demeanor melted away.
Brown, sensing her growing confidence, began to exploit her newfound willingness to please. He demanded more and more from her, both in and out of the bedroom. Kamala found herself spiraling into a dangerous game, one that she knew could have disastrous consequences.
One fateful evening, as Kamala and Brown were engaged in their usual activities, a knock sounded at the door of the Mayor's office. Brown cursed and ordered her to hide in the closet.
Moments later, two police officers entered the room, guns drawn. "Mayor Brown," one of them barked, "we're here to serve you with a search warrant."
Brown's face went white as the officers began to ransack his office. Kamala watched in horror from her hiding place, knowing that if she was discovered, her career and reputation would be ruined.
To her relief, the officers eventually left, apparently satisfied that they had found nothing incriminating. As Brown slumped back into his chair, Kamala emerged from the closet, her body trembling with fear.
"What was that all about?" she whispered.
Brown shrugged dismissively. "Just some political shenanigans. Nothing to worry about."
But Kamala knew better. She had seen the look on the officers' faces, and she knew that they suspected something was amiss. She realized that her life would never be the same.
In the aftermath of the raid, Kamala's career spiraled out of control. She was demoted and eventually forced to resign from the District Attorney's office. The once-promising young attorney was now a pariah, shunned by her former colleagues and friends.
Willie Brown, true to his reputation, disappeared from her life without a trace. He had used her and discarded her, leaving her with nothing but a broken heart and a ruined reputation.
As the years passed, Kamala struggled to put her life back together. She found work as a legal consultant, but the stigma of her past continued to haunt her. She never forgot the night she sold her soul to Willie Brown, and she knew that she would never truly escape the consequences of her actions.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-06 at 2:09 AM UTC in Ok, I admit it. Men are more superficial than women are.
Originally posted by Fluttershy Crisp when you get older you’ll learn men like curves more than they like a woman who looks like an emaciated dog
Men don't like tubes of skin hanging over the tops of your jeans if that's what you mean by curves. A flat belly is way more sexy than a lard ass and big tits.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2024-10-06 at 12:51 AM UTC in Ok, I admit it. Men are more superficial than women are.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-05 at 10:17 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hintThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-05 at 1:01 PM UTC in Halloween Costume Thread! 👻 🎃The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-10-03 at 3:41 AM UTC in How's my singing?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
