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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny winners sip champaigne

    not some cheap orange juices.

    Winners don't have to sell furniture to buy booze.
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  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever gone to Cedar point in Sandusky?

    Yeah we used to go every summer when I was a kid. The last time I was there was around 2000.
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  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sophie Do you generally only start talking shit when there's more than just you.

    He latches on to anyone's tail that he perceives to have the upper hand in a desperate attempt to be liked by someone.
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Furniture sales is one step below used car sales.
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Did you get paid?

    He was proudly settling drug debts
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by cigreting Got a rebuttle there faggot details? Or should i say derp eye jerry springer tacho

    Lol I rember at one point in time when you searched Google images for derp eyed nigger the #1 result was a picture of Tachismo.
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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol wot

    A farmer and his family in ancient China owned a horse. His neighbors said how lucky he was to have such a fine horse to pull his plow through the fields. The farmer said, “Maybe yes, maybe no.”

    One day the horse broke through the gate and ran away. His neighbors came around to lament his terrible loss, saying it was a terrible bit of bad luck. The farmer said, “Maybe yes, maybe no.”

    Days later the horse returned to the farm along with seven wild horses. His neighbors came around to exclaim his remarkable good fortune, saying, “Now you are rich!” The farmer said, “Maybe yes, maybe no.”

    A few weeks later the farmer’s son was training the new wild horses and fell off and broke his leg. The neighbors came around to commiserate his misfortune and said, “What bad luck!” The farmer replied, “Maybe yes, maybe no.”

    The next week the army came around taking all the able-bodied young men from the village to fight in the war. The farmer’s son with the broken leg was left behind. The neighbors now lamented the loss of their sons and commented on how lucky the farmer was to have his son.
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  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein FU!

    Don't get your panties in a knot. I don't listen to anything people post on that platform here. I hot nothing against you but I'm not one of yer fan bois either sweetheart.

    All In all I find you mostly unoffensive and never gave 1 thought about how you view me. I'm just hear fir the trolling as the cash cow from this shit dried up around 2013.

    I worked these suckered from 2002 through 2014 as a confidential human resource for the feds on a pay for results basis. Fuck the cops but they pay good money to catch dumbasses.

    Bounty hunter in my younger days and repo work before that. That was in was after the US Army and the lucrative work Rodeshia offered after it fell in 79 and Zimbabwe struggled to be born.

    Hint I was paid by the rebels not the minority in power.

    So you can retract or not makes no never mind to me. But your response will determine your interactions with me going forward. If it no skin off your ass either way them fuck it and drive on.

    Well I got a friend named Whiskey Sam
    He was my boonierat buddy for a year in Nam
    He said I think my country got a little off track
    It took 'em twenty-five years to welcome me back
    Bu, it's better than not coming back at all
    Many a good man I saw fall
    And even now, every time I dream
    I hear the men and the monkeys in the jungle scream
    Drive on, it don't mean nothin'
    My children love me, and they understand
    And I got a woman who knows her man
    Drive on, it don't mean nothin', it don't mean nothin'
    Drive on
    I remember one night, Tex and me
    Walked right up on 2 V.C.
    But we had our 16's on rock and roll
    And we separated them from their souls
    I was crazy and I was wild
    And I have seen the tiger smile
    I spit in a bamboo viper's face
    And I'd be dead, but by God's grace
    Drive on, it don't mean nothin'
    My children love me, and they understand
    And I got a woman who knows her man
    Drive on, it don't mean nothin', it don't mean nothin'
    Drive on
    Well, a mortar fell 20 feet away
    And I carry shrapnel, to this day
    I came home, but tex did not
    And I can't talk about the hit he got
    But I got a little limp now when I walk
    And I got a little tremolo when I talk
    But I finally found out who I am
    I'm a walkin' talkin' miracle from vietnam
    Drive on, it don't mean nothin'
    My children love me, and they understand
    And I got a woman who knows her man
    Drive on, it don't mean nothin', it don't mean nothin'
    Drive on

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  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by CandyRein When I made that vocaroo of me singing on here that time ..that was fun.. might do it again soon

    TLDL
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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by troon my world smells of fine perfume and pussy juice

    Sure thing Scooter, sure thing.
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  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by A College Professor and made him take my pennis.

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  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka

    ⬆️⬆️⬆️ It would be alright if the author of this post did die in a fire!
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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat https://www.xnxx.com/video-mrtf95b/collage_girl_the_hardcore_sex_from_grandpa_on_the_couch

    Nobody wants to even think about the porn you like.
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  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley well you gonna love wendys nuts hit you

    Ricky Lafleur speaks better English than you.

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  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra Russian news is saying he used two trauma pistols converted to fire live rounds, but they also show stacks of magazines he supposedly used and I don't know of any trauma pistols that are magazine-fed

    Lol yeah, he killed 13 people with a modified 4 barrel breach loading flare gun.
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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley that's brown sugar you dumbfuck

    ⬆️Dumbfuck says what?

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  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny go on, elaborate.

    Nothing else need be said.

    You lie self vanquished.
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  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley only a gay would post a woman's dirty feet pics

    ⬆️Said the self proclaimed rump ranger
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  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

    FTFY
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  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ It's fun to just drive at a nice standard pace and keep pulling up next to the car that's been weaving through traffic thinking they're "beating everyone else."

    In my 20s I drove a lot of beaters. If you were smart you could pick up a running car for $50 or so back then. I had bought a 1971 Pontiac Bonneville for exactly $50 several months before.

    One fine summer day I'm driving through town with is about 6 miles from edge to center with lights every city sized block. It's about 3:30/4:00 with heavy traffic in both west bound lanes. As I'm waiting at the 1st light on the edg3 of town this guy in his early 40s zips up beside me in an early 70s Stingray Vette. He races of when the light goes green. Now this is the part where I should mention there were no pads left on my front disc brakes. I was metal to metal and had to down shift and use the ebrake for each stop to slow that land yacht. So naturally I didn't accelerate fast in those conditions. At the next light I pulled up and stopped beside him. This continued light after light all the way to downtown.

    The long and short of is this. 6 miles later, at the light in the center of town I pulled up right to the left of him. As I've said it was amfine day and his Stingray was a convertible wi5h the top down. As I came to a complete stop I looked at him smiled as I said, "Nice ride man"! He smiled back and said, "Thanks man". To which I replied, "One thing I noticed about though". He said with a look of concern, "Oh, what's that"? "It didn't get downtown any quicker than this piece of crap I'm driving", I replied.

    At that point he realized a young 20s something kid had just been driving smarter than him for the last six miles. "You know what kid? Your right" he said as he slowly pulled away from the light as it turned green.
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