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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I've never experienced a hurricane do I need to buy water? Does it stop water running?
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I've never experienced a hurricane do I need to buy water? Does it stop water running?

    It can contaminate municipal water supplies, so yes, buy water and canned food you can eat without heating.
  3. Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    You can charge your phone off a potato.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    But can you cook a potato with your phone?
  5. Originally posted by Dirtbag Wondering if I'm in a different dimensional plane. Apparently there's a red weather warning for all of Northern Ireland and the videos of it are intense but the weather is fine where I am.

    It's all bullshit from the climate cult goons. The weather hasn't changed at all.
  6. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I remember watching a primitive technology video. He heats a large stone in a fire then uses tongs to put it in a pot of water, creating boiling water.
  7. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    today I cleaned half my kitchen by half I mean the table and floor but not totally the floor was pretty nasty so I swept it and started to wash the floor but stopped cuz I really need to bring in my mop and bucket but its way cleaner than it has been in months. I also filled my truck for a dump run tomorrow and tossed out all my prepped food that I thought was to old to keep saving
  8. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Semiazas I'm taking biktarvy for mine and that makes you swelling up crazy. That's my main reason for my weight

    I don't think I really have HIV
    Its just what I used to believe I had when the sus guy at Safeway gave me a flu shot and I reacted with nearly passing out. I never had that happen before nor since. could of been that one specific strain but I don't react to eggshell and never fully felt as good since.
    of course it was around the time I got bit by a tick while coming down with "Mono" around the same time. Indian summer
  9. Getting bit by a tick is not all it's cracked up to be.
  10. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker It's a gassy thing…


    Electric Prunes were Groovie
  11. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    just ate dinner and now i'm smoking a joint , then i'm going to bed for a few hrs
  12. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    I craved an Irish coffee but don't have bailey but I had a pint of Vodka and didn't know what it's called mixed with a Latte is basicly a White Russian.

    I heard of them but never tried one. also there is a Black Russian but the white Russian has whip cream or milk or something milk added
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm I craved an Irish coffee but don't have bailey but I had a pint of Vodka and didn't know what it's called mixed with a Latte is basicly a White Russian.

    I heard of them but never tried one. also there is a Black Russian but the white Russian has whip cream or milk or something milk added

    Half & half, Kahlua, and vodka on ice
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. Bradley Dogsbane
    I avoid hard liquor for the last 7 years or so because it makes me very violent or horny and then I black out and piss myself.

    That's why i just stuck with malt liquor. Occasionally I would get a fifth of vodka to share with someone who didn't drink beer and invariably I end up having sex with them or fighting them and then of course piss myself.
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Listening to all my stress-relief hypnosis tracks then the plan is to make pizza then do my skincare.
  16. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    thinking of jumping on a plane to LA just to pop this eardrum open.

    CANT FUCKING HEAR OUT OF IT
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm thinking of jumping on a plane to LA just to pop this eardrum open.

    CANT FUCKING HEAR OUT OF IT

    You could do the same thing driving up and down a mountain pass. Not that you could afford that either.
  18. Landy Pamm African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You could do the same thing driving up and down a mountain pass. Not that you could afford that either.

    the closest Mt Range is Sierra. some of the bay area hills get close to 2000 feet. there is Mt Tam and Mt Diablo I could race up and then back down. but driving through the sierra is a long gradual climb. the bay area has super steep inclines.

    planes would work 10 fold better

    Also a cheap round trip to LA is probably 100 bucks. the gas to go up into the Sierra would be about the same but take 5 times longer
  19. Originally posted by Landy Pamm thinking of jumping on a plane to LA just to pop this eardrum open.

    CANT FUCKING HEAR OUT OF IT

    Use a vacuum cleaner hose.
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Landy Pamm the closest Mt Range is Sierra. some of the bay area hills get close to 2000 feet. there is Mt Tam and Mt Diablo I could race up and then back down. but driving through the sierra is a long gradual climb. the bay area has super steep inclines.

    planes would work 10 fold better

    Also a cheap round trip to LA is probably 100 bucks. the gas to go up into the Sierra would be about the same but take 5 times longer

    Yeah, but you can't afford either, like I said.
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