Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-03-03 at 5:19 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka What value would DNA analysis have?

   
   If your parents only would have had accessto it prior to your conception...
2. 2023-03-03 at 5:17 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Donald Trump
   
   _elensky wants American conscripts, male and female, to throw into the meat grinder.
   
   Endorsed 💯

   
   Deepfake
3. 2023-03-03 at 5:16 AM UTC in Cart Narcs
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I'd pistol whip that prick
4. 2023-03-02 at 9:56 PM UTC in Trains For Dummies...And Gooks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
5. 2023-03-02 at 8:27 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sweet Except your burn doesn't make any sense.
   
   The construction worker wouldn't be saying the bridge is beyond repair if he wanted a job fixing the bridge.
   
   If that was the case, he would say it is fixable.

   
   He said expert not construction worker. Experts never want the job they just want paid.
6. 2023-03-02 at 8:25 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sweet Butt malarkey

   
   Just like regular malarkey but with a distinctive odor...
7. 2023-03-02 at 6:20 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny by that logic since your an "american" you dont know any shit about kerambits.
   
   

   
   Wanna come on down and test that theory dog boy.
8. 2023-03-02 at 6:16 PM UTC in The butcher's bill in coming in for the vaxx
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yeah there are disgruntled employees in every type of business…as always go by the numbers…
   
   560 billion medical professionals vs 13 disgruntled nurses aids and 1 doctor who was writing self prescriptions.
   
   

   
   For someone who claims to be conservative you sure are in lockstep with the woke liberal left.
9. 2023-03-02 at 6:13 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kafka Mood. Ik I need to clean it, I only wear this jacket to the shop.
   
   

   
   You need to fill it with tits. That way nobody will notice that it's dirty.
10. 2023-03-02 at 6:12 PM UTC in Sophie is dead
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thanks for telling us about yourself

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker ⬆️ Day 13,988 and still stupid

11. 2023-03-02 at 6:08 PM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failure
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We prefer the term "Ascended to the next plane of existence"

    
    Who is we? You and Ghost's alts?
12. 2023-03-02 at 8:41 AM UTC in Cart Narcs
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ That's why it's always better to shoot from the holster.
    
    "Hey! I never even unholstered ma gun!"

    
    Shut up. You're Canadian. You don't know shit about firearms.
13. 2023-03-02 at 8:40 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by POLECAT drankin a cup O coffee after a 101 mile ride on my new sled

    
    I've never owned a ridden a snowmobile but for some reason I always imagined they had an engine clock like a tractor or airplane. I didn't realize they had odometer. I just learned something on NIS. 1st time for everything. Thanks man.
14. 2023-03-02 at 8:35 AM UTC in Sophie is dead
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny look whos counting the days …
    
    
    
    

    
    ⬆️ Day 13,987 and still stupid
15. 2023-03-02 at 8:33 AM UTC in East Ohio Derailment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ↑ exactly what the newses told him

    
    I don't watch TV or read newspapers and magazines.
16. 2023-03-01 at 11:55 PM UTC in East Ohio Derailment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 Let's all ignore the fact that Norfolk Southern lobbied the Trump administration to dismantle an Obama era rule that railroad companies update their braking systems because the "cost outweighs the benefit"
    
    But goddamn Brandon Man Bad and sheeeeit.
    
    Fucking niggers.

    
    Let's not forget that braking had nothing to do with this accident. It was caused by an overheated wheel bearing which 3 separate dectors reported. It wasn't until a temptature of over 650 degrees higher than the ambient temperature that was reported that the crew chose to apply breaks. Then the bearing failed causing 23 cars to derail.
17. 2023-03-01 at 11:51 PM UTC in Cart Narcs
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Not a gun incident. Having a gun in a holster is not brandishing.
18. 2023-03-01 at 8:14 PM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failure
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Which one, the guy crawling on his hands and knees? cheech or chong whichever one he is.

    
    Only if you're the punk with the hot sauce Mary.
19. 2023-03-01 at 8:10 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    A flamethrower which will be delivered on Friday.
    
    https://exothermic.tech/product/pulsefire-ubf/
20. 2023-03-01 at 8:09 PM UTC in Sophie is dead
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Day 118 and Sophie is still dead.