Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-04-23 at 2:39 PM UTC in Reminder
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers 9 year olds today use emojis.. like you're doing here, Speddy.

   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I never went on a single date in my entire life.

2. 2023-04-23 at 2:39 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers All praise to God. I have kept my purity intact.

   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I never went on a single date in my entire life.

3. 2023-04-23 at 2:38 PM UTC in I need a lawyer
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Lame joke, but expected from Speddy "Faggot" Parker.

   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I never went on a single date in my entire life.

4. 2023-04-23 at 2:38 PM UTC in U incel fuckers would be so jealous rn
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Oh man, I'd need evidence for this statement.. Got any links?

   
   Here's a link...
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I never went on a single date in my entire life.

5. 2023-04-23 at 2:37 PM UTC in American Herstory X
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers Speddy "Faggot" Parker

   
   

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I never went on a single date in my entire life.

6. 2023-04-23 at 2:35 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe He said, in a thread filled with evidence to the contrary.

   
   There is no evidence
7. 2023-04-22 at 3:17 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
8. 2023-04-21 at 5:50 PM UTC in World to hit temperature tipping point 10 years faster than forecast
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   /thread
   
   
9. 2023-04-21 at 3:17 PM UTC in Mass dead cow incident in Lubbock, Texas
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

10. 2023-04-21 at 3:12 PM UTC in Mass dead cow incident in Lubbock, Texas
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    OK kids calm down. It was actually around early 2009.
11. 2023-04-20 at 7:47 PM UTC in Audio books source
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Awww it's ok speedy…go have a bud light make you feel better…don't forget your velvet gloves.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Cool story bro. Tell it again.

12. 2023-04-20 at 7:46 PM UTC in New shipment from BRITISH FOOD SUPPLIES
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Banana Muffin Mix Here's your true American
    
    

13. 2023-04-20 at 5:02 PM UTC in Audio books source
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Then there was the one who said
    
    "Are you from Australia" to which I replied "no England"
    
    …and then they said "Oh, well that's near Australia right"
    
    

    
    Cool story bro. Tell it again.
14. 2023-04-20 at 4:52 PM UTC in Audio books source
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Shortly after I came here I had an American ask me "did you know Princess Diana?"
    
    

    
    Sure you did rabbit, sure you did.
15. 2023-04-20 at 4:50 PM UTC in Audio books source
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The royal family are more popular in the US than in the UK

    
    If you say so Poindexter
    
    
    
16. 2023-04-20 at 4:49 PM UTC in New shipment from BRITISH FOOD SUPPLIES
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Here's your true American
    
    

    
    Now I know I've angered you, thanks.
17. 2023-04-20 at 4:47 PM UTC in Audio books source
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson True, I'm not dumb enough.

    
    Your countrymen are so smart the still love having a royal family.
18. 2023-04-20 at 4:46 PM UTC in New shipment from BRITISH FOOD SUPPLIES
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Still haven't had my spotted dick, I'll maybe save it for the weekend now. Fire up a movie, make a strong cup of tea and enjoy some delicious English dick.

    
    No true American would utter those words.
19. 2023-04-20 at 4:45 PM UTC in Audio books source
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Only in your midnight masturbatory dreams Jessica.

    
    You will never be a true American.
20. 2023-04-20 at 4:38 PM UTC in American Herstory X
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Speedy can twirl on one heel so fast his entire body becomes a blur, while the cane acts as a buzz saw. He moves across the floor like a tornado.