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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Women do not have a penis

    /thread
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat i hung out with a 16 yr old todsy and massaged her back.

    Poodle or Cocker Spaniel?
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  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Thief
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Thief
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny are you gonna cane me professor.

    Stale
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson wtf

    That shit would get fragged in less time than a door gunner on a huey in a fire fight.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can get cough syrup from the 99cent store for $1 each.

    That would be $1.32 in his neighborhood.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley i unloaded all of it and then went tos leep until just now, i didn't drink anything while I Was there, but I did eat 8 hot pickles

    Hot pickle, is that local gay slang?
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's sounds pretty reasonable if it's making 250k a month gross. (not to mention the 5 acres and property value)

    He's paying an average of 7 k a month just in liquor sales tax at a 5.68% rate. That's in the neighborhood of 135k just in booze. Which of course has a higher profit margin than food. I did look at his food cost and most dishes are in the 30٪ range.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson It's sounds pretty reasonable if it's making 250k a month gross. (not to mention the 5 acres and property value)

    The lot is on a corner with 1/3 of it being on the opposite corner (not diagonally) for overflow parking. So it encompasses two corners.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I've been eying this place for a couple of years. 650k sounds like a lot of money. But $3590 a month isn't that much. That doesn't include other costs of course. But here's the kicker. The current owner sticks a 100 dollar bill in his pocket every day for a monthly income of another 3k a month. I don't need that as an income. I get close to 3.7k a month from the VA and starting next May I'll get another 1.k from Social Security as I'm going to take it early at 62. There is 85% of my monthly payment on his note right there.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson The gov don't know shit.

    That depends on what you mean by the gov.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Kinda sorta huh?

  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⋅⋆*$P₳C3☆🐏꒰-■^■꒱v🐑🏴‍☠️⫷ᔕ🌟ᔕ⫸⚡5H33P⋆°✩🪐 that's funny as hell (as in, i'm jealous and constantly mention doing this) and also wow its crazy how paul wozny stole this idea from you, waht a copier. I'd rather go to your chill sounding establishment "YOUR FINEST LAGER PLEASE!!"

    than some uptight berkley night club run by a PSYCHO!!

    or sophies satanic baaaa' in hell… WHATS THE DEAL WITH EVERYONE FROM THIS COMMUNITY GOING on "loets, open a bar!" ARCS?!
    fuck it, I need to open a church across the street lets mob the block. BAR ARC??? Cheers????
    If I'm there I will hitchhike to get there if I must, it sounds like a sacred location probably blessed by indians
    lmk if u need that free fax voip hookup FUCK A TCOM BILL
    you should also get a classic BBS for your BAR it would be old school and retro and cheap advertising to throw on any site and could DRAW A BUZZ, ฅฅฅฅCHINESE GOLD CAT WAVEฅฅฅ MAY YOU BE GRANTED 7 YEARS OF PROFITS AND GOOD FORTUNES $$$$$88$$777$$$$$$$!!!


    It's an eclectic environment. The inside is mostly family dining with a small 8 seat bar. The outside is about 4000 sq ft of concrete with UV resistant custom sunscreen framed tarps with misters about 15 feet high over 90% of the outdoor tables. It also features another bar with about 20 seats, and a covered stage. The total seating capacity is 188.

    The outside area is more popular with a large but tight local community of older bikers, cowboys, and blue collar folks who mostly all know one another. I've been hanging out there off abd on since moving here 3 years ago and have yet to see any fights or even friction.

    Lastly I have a secret weapon. Some if you may or not recall me mentioning that my girlfriend of the last few years owned the local bar in the valley. Well she sold it early this year. She is going to be partners with me. We have a contract drawn up by an attorney so she can't fuck me or I her. She's been in the business for 30 years and doesn't want to do anything but. She's got all the food manager and liquor certs required by the state. I'm the investor and she is the working partner. All I have to do is support her efforts when needed and jeep an eye on the numbers. That and customer service/relations.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse lol bro my fam has owned an operated bars since the 1970s in my area and just let me say…I've seen many go under while only a few thrive

    your not starting from the ground up so that's good. what's your overhead? what's a daily deposit like? [roughly I'm not gonna rob u rofl] and do you have an average of how many customers come daily?

    do you want to make money? or just have a place to drink? most successful ..no wait…all successful bar owners I personally know, do NOT hang out/eat/drink in their own establishments. maybe once a year, MAYBE.


    God I hate the bar/food game

    I have all those figures in my office on the other side of the valley but off the top of my head. I sat down with the owner 2 weeks ago went over the books and got copies. Tomorrow we are getting together for the liquor license transfer application which of course he has to sign off on.

    I'm not looking for a bar to hang out at as I rarely go to bars compared to my younger days. If I'm there it will be to take care of business or eat. Besides, I rarely drink more than 4 or 5 beers in a 5 or 6 hour period these days on the 4 or 5 times a month I do imbibe. .

    What my primary goals are is giving myself a good reason to not sit in my recliner and grow old while also building some form of generational wealth for my son and his future family.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    thats like saying mall cops need to learn how to deal with cops to deter theft.

    No
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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
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    I've been telling folks for a couple years that in 2024 there will be a black flag UFO invasion.
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