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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Incessant You making fun of anyone for being uncool while having one normal nostril is like wow. So funny.

    You thinking appearance is the mark of cool. So funny.



    Originally posted by Pete Green Members Only Jacket

    ⬆️Thinks member only jackets were cool.

  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Clint Eastwood rocked the .44, not sure what John Wayne carried

    Colt Walker 1847's chambered in .44 caliber 1847 Walker in Outlaw Josey Wales.
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Those are very popular.



    Originally posted by Speedy Parker .

    What I like

  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green OK that made me laugh.

    thanks for that at least.

    The same way frog princess laughed when she went "to spend time with friends out of town" without you?
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai And have you seen allіgators?

    And crocodiles ya nutless nerd. And not in a safari larry tourists ride.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green ^Doesnt sound like he's from New Orleans.

    it was just a stunt howard cooked up. no doubt. he sounds like west of the Rockies. He sounds like Oregon or Washington

    and this is where the Nutria Rats exist. 4 states. 3 in the south and one in Washington


    Myocastor coypus
    State First Observed Total HUCs with observations†
    TN 1996 4
    TX 1945 94
    VA 1958 3
    WA 1935 18

    You've never spent a month anywhere but your shit filled crime ridden cesspool you call a bay. How the fuck would you know how somebody from Nor'learns sounds.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green Well you're an Alt so it doesn't matter

    But I like different genres of music. Im not a fan of peach but I found that one song of her's to be catchy and comical.

    but I like Soul, Funk, Punk, Afro Punk, Gothic, Post Punk, Some Metal and Classic rock. a few older country tunes pre-1980s

    you should rope yourself and stop trying to harm this guy Doug Dennison.

    I've only ever had one account at a time. I've only thrice created a new account. Once after Totse closed in 09, once on Zoklet when I changed fron Excalibur to TheDarkRodent, and once here when I changed from TDR to Speedy.

    Your fucked little paranoid pea brain sees shadows in the dark that don't exist in full daylight.



    PS don't ask who I was before 09 cuz that information ain't never gonna happen...
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 https://www.footlocker.com/product/~/Z5485052.HTML

    https://www.footlocker.com/product/jordan-retro-7-mens/C9307004.HTML

    I will let you pick out the most comfortable pair. But you have to wear them everyday for at least a month.
    e most comfortable.

    What I like and is the most comfortable...

    Get it yet Sparky?

  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai pls call me this instead of fat knees

    Everything has a price...
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    How I would eat if my ass was as wide as a corn picker...
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green You're fake. Always where. you never attended a 2400bps and probably never stepped foot in Cali.. Oh wait. You did. You lived in South City. that's right.

    Can't speak for my inferior Canadian self described opponent but my 1st moden was a 900 BAUD acoustic in 1979. The year Compuserve became the 1st ISP available to the general public out of Columbus, Ohio.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green No one cares. You're prolly not even Doug Dennison Chili bean man. You might be looking to piss people off to do a sort of SWAT on this poor guy

    Take a photo of you holding a sign telling calling me Pollywog Derp Face. You wont. because it's not you. Since you are so "Open" about yourself. Take a selfy holding a sign or a video of you. you wont, Because that's not You. You probably go from larger thread based reddit to 4chan to smaller onces like NIS or any other forum board and post this same shit;trying to find a person to come and kick this guys ass or even murder him. hoping to find someone.

    until You show me a photo or video proving this is you, Don't bother! you're fake and gay until proving otherwise. then you're just Gay.

    I'm not Pinocchio and even if I were you're no Geppetto bitch. Ya, an insecure little scared bitch who's too fearful to take the risks bold men choose on their path to personal success.

    Even frog princess wouldn't dance to your sweat stained strings.

  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 You said you have like 8 pairs of shoes Mr Metrosexual.

    If it doesn't matter would you wear any shoes we bought you around your business? It's free shoes so why not right?

    I wear what I like and feels good. Not what I think others will accept.

    As for 8 pairs the newest pair of boots is over 8 years old. I buy good shit and take care if it.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Thank you, Mr. Meanie.

    Anytime my lil milksop...
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green You know, anyone can look that up. it's public information, Douggie

    No shit Pauliwog derp face...

    PTB Wuzrite LLC

    I just saved everyone 5 minutes and saved you 2 hours.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Oil companies are approaching influencers and enlisting PR firms to reach younger generations on social media

    That would be called self defense from lies and false attacks.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 What do you guys think are good minimalist shoes that are also comfortable? I wish Kafka was still here to give her input.

    I'm having a mature phase.

    It's immature to worry about what others think of your footwear.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    ⬆️ Listens to shit tier music
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Pete Green did she fart on your eye?

    looks like pink eye.

    Does the thought of that make your blue eyes feel brown?
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai …presumably language evolved in africa, so it kinda makes sense that the masters of language would be from there.

    Life originated in a swamp. It evolved from there in fresh water and on land. Africa is the swamp of linguistics.
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