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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Wow, look how bothered this guy is, calling the cart narcs "assholes" when all they do is help people.

    Wow look how bothered this guy is that I'm not bothered by the things that bother him.
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe Hey, everyone, Scaredy Prepper isn't afraid of the weather.


    That didn't scare me either
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey I'm hung over right now but I been trying to walk up hills and sweating because I walk fast non stop. it's hard for me. wasn't shit just a few years back.

    lung problems. i can hear myself whistle when Im breathing from the airway even with steroid inhalers.

    :(
    But I feel a little better each day for a few hours. there is no euphoria sensation like I used to get hiking

    Inhalers, wheezing, rotting toe, 59 year old dead male ancestors... I give you 3 years tops.
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Since I'm not a skilled fighter I could accidentally do more damage than intended.

    Only to yourself stupid
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Have you ever taken a shit in the street Paul?

    He is a shit in the street
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe I don't have to fantasize when your posts are self-evident. These guys walking up to people and calling them out in public bothers you. You just don't like to admit you're bothered. That's ok, anyone can just see it.

    You seem to be confused on the meaning of bothered. I'm not concerned about some assholes on Youtube. I simply state that they are Kevins and Karens and feel nothing but amusement when thinking about their small lives. Much the same way I view you.
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Because the dog's thinking… that right there is a fish I'll never be.

    That fish is boneless.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Have you been reduced the making that face at yourself in the mirror? You are the one who posts your weather fear on a daily, sometimes hourly, schedule.
  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    So far today I have sold 168 all you can eat Friday fish fry dinners. We serve kingklip (Genypterus capensis) hand battered in a made from scratch beer batter that includes 5 gallons of beer in the recipe served with hand cut fries and Mike's own Seattle clam chowder made fresh from scratch every Friday. All in all it's been a good strong Friday to start the weekend with a 10k plus gross today.
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fox It’s like if we support Putin being tried for war crimes, we’ll have to try Bush and Obama and every one of those criminals too

    I'm good with that
  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe

    I don't live in fear of weather.
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Allah would not approve.

    allah can sit on an akbar and spin for all I care.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Obbe It's not what I think, it's what is self-evident to anyone that reads this thread.

    It's silly that you have to decide what others think to support your fantasy.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Flat foot.

    You're just mad because ratting out shoplifters barely paid your bills.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers It's not a matter of "can't," it's a matter of "won't." My friend wants me to have sex with his fwb. But I won't do that. It's not my thang.

    can't
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Rat.

    Paid informant, highly paid. Spying is an ancient profession long valued by many.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Do any of your kitchen staff huff gasoline in their off time?

    Maybe the dishwasher I fired last Friday.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey that really rattled your cage I see. Knowing it's true. You feeling it every morning you get up. the decaying inside is spreading fast

    Look in the mirror fatass. I'm up at every morning at 4 am and out the door by 6. My day ends around 8 PM every night in bed by 10. I sleep like a baby and run circles around people half my age at my business every day.
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by mmQ getting ridiculous now, mental gymnastics and weird word semantical jargon this and that. TECHNICALLLLLLY fire isn't even hot its just our perception of heat and if you pit against the rest of the things in the universe its actually one of the coldest things that there is, mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

    Salt water freezes period.

    /yourface
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Chios Honey Dont talk about your Mother like that

    Did the other children at the bus stop giggle when you typed that?
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