Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2023-10-08 at 12:02 AM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer........................... I'm dumb and left my home cuz niggers

   
   
2. 2023-10-08 at 12:01 AM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.......................... niggers use my colon like a grayhound uses a rabbit at the track when I run from them.

   
   
3. 2023-10-08 at 12 AM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer........................... if stop running from niggers they will fuck my ass again

   
   
4. 2023-10-07 at 11:59 PM UTC in Which cuisine would you eliminate ?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer........................... my asshole ran from nigger cocks

   
   
5. 2023-10-07 at 10:52 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Stop living in a shack and the rats won't bother you. Until then they will always be there.
6. 2023-10-07 at 10:51 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 Ah yes, the "tied hands in the back" myth
   
   and I suppose all those soldiers that committed atrocities were just 'following orders'

   
   Ah yes, the old make shit up out of your ass ploy.
7. 2023-10-07 at 10:51 PM UTC in UK Online Safety Bill Passes
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by totse2118 hurr hurr herp derp

8. 2023-10-07 at 10:17 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.......................... black cock i ran from

   
   
9. 2023-10-07 at 10:17 PM UTC in lanny shit-canned infinityshock's cat post
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.......................... the sound I made when that nigger chased me out of my home state

10. 2023-10-07 at 10:16 PM UTC in UK Online Safety Bill Passes
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.......................... my flaccid asshole is a strong indication that I didn't run from niggers fast enough

    
    
11. 2023-10-07 at 10:15 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 any army can be defeated I mean just look at the US failures in Vietnam and Iraq and the Soviet Union failing in Afghanistan.
    
    Insurgency movements are tried and true. You clearly don't know shit about the history of warfare

    
    The Army wasn't defeated in Vietnam so much as it's leaders tied it's hands behind it's back making victory impossible. The Russinas on the other hand put no such restriction
    
    

    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladybody lapdancer.......................... I ran from niggers which makes me an expert on everything

    
    
12. 2023-10-07 at 9:37 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'll have you know my findings are pink and chubby.

    
    That fiction is found to be factless.
13. 2023-10-07 at 8:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I find Skittlez has a particular aftertaste unlike any other strain out there.

    
    I find your findings to be findingless.
14. 2023-10-07 at 6:05 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Instigator charcoal has already been grilled
    
    r u having a bbq?

    
    Charcol is not grilled it is burned, baked, and coated.
    
    
    

    At first, the wood is carbonized at a low temperature. Then, after the majority of the burn is complete, the temperature within the kiln is pumped up to a whopping 1000°C, turning the wood red hot. Finally, the charcoal is quickly taken out of the kiln and covered with a powder to bring down the temperature.

15. 2023-10-07 at 4:28 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 I think they have a fighting chance. Apparently they were launching rockets by SEA

    
    Then you don't know shit about waging war or the IDF.
16. 2023-10-07 at 3:46 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118 It's just like ukraine fuys except Israel is Russia
    
    

    
    Hamas may as well have put a rope on their neck and stood on a 3 legged chair.
17. 2023-10-07 at 3:30 PM UTC in 5000 rockets hit Israel
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I thought it was a typo or something but nope, Hamas is claiming 5000 rockets and simultaneous ground attacks

    
    And yet they only killed 40 to 200 people depending on which reports you read.
    
    
    
    

    Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu:
    "Citizens of Israel,
    We are at war, not in an operation or in rounds, but at war. This morning, Hamas launched a murderous surprise attack against the State of Israel and its citizens. We have been in this since the early morning hours.

    
    https://twitter.com/IsraeliPM/status/1710583005230575705
18. 2023-10-07 at 2:28 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME edition
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash +He can't remember what he just said-

    
    It's much easier to follow threads on your board. With only 2 people to keep track of and all...
19. 2023-10-07 at 2:26 PM UTC in Picking off men behind the nightclub
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Chios Honey I couldn't even make any sense on what the hell he said. I think he's glitching

    
    Black the kettle you are calling but pot you are
    
    
20. 2023-10-06 at 10:08 PM UTC in Now my WIFE is very sick 🤢
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by totse2118

    
    LOL I forgot about that horrible painting. If I didn't know better, by the shitty art style, I would bet he sat for wariat.