Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-07-19 at 11:31 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

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2. 2024-07-19 at 10:43 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by RIPtotse Am I the only one that thinks this mightve been orchestrated by trump or something like that to secure the election?

   
   No, there are other retards.
3. 2024-07-19 at 10:41 AM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of Wisconsin
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Its not that fucking bad compared to the deep south. I can still find large swaths of areas free of crime

   
   How would you know anything about the "deep south"? All you know is what you see on TV.
4. 2024-07-19 at 10:38 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas "I was just pretending to be retarded"

   
   You don't need to pretend
5. 2024-07-18 at 3:15 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas

   
   If you want to know the truth I never watched a single second of the video. I posted just to see who would come unglued.
   
   Thanks for playing.
   
   
6. 2024-07-18 at 1:51 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of Wisconsin
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny NoU

   
   
7. 2024-07-18 at 1:47 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ner vegas why bother? in the first 30 seconds it claims that Russia tried to 'take over' the entire Ukraine by marching on Kiev, implying that they had over a million men at their disposal.
   
   nevermind that the initial 'invasion' force was less than 150,000 men, that their goal was to force the Ukrainian government into negotiations on neutrality and the recognition of the breakaway LDNR, and that it was working until Boris Johnson flew in and told them negotiation wasn't allowed.
   
   the entire thing is just retarded clickbait for boomers that still somehow believe Russia ran out of fuel and artillery shells in the first month. of the 7 minutes I watched the only worthwhile point was corruption, specifically in relation to Priggy's endless government contracts

   
   I forgot you a world renowned expert on everything. So sorry..
   
   
   
8. 2024-07-18 at 1:46 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist That sounded more conspiracy theorist than Spectral
   
   
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   That is exactly what they want you to think.
9. 2024-07-18 at 1:42 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny that's not very long. Maybe you just need your old man nap and try again

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker tltldr

10. 2024-07-18 at 6:45 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Elbow Nah. I mean I get it: the man is a husk. But that husk is the figurehead for shitlibs, and the second order sociopolitical effects of that figurehusk being assassinated are what's relevant to me. Taking a shot at him would invigorate the left (well, not the left left, but the left) in the same way taking a shot at Trump invigorated the right. The right is practically acting like Trump did go down already, so I'm picturing Biden getting got and the left being able to match the right's energy, and then Trump actually dying to bring the right's hatred fully to fruition. This would throw the election into chaos, some violence would inevitably erupt, but I think in the end there would be some catharsis and a return to sanity.
    
    As it is, the right is on pace to be fucking insane non-stop until half-way through Trump's term (when the realization will finally dawn on them that he's not actually 'Donald J. "Super Hitler" Trump, Christ's Strongest Soldier' - he's just a kinda lib-ish New York City guy).

    
    tltldr
11. 2024-07-18 at 6:43 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny
    
    and my Sister is a nurse too

    
    Non sequitur
12. 2024-07-18 at 6:42 AM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas lol, fundamentally wrong in the first 30 seconds

    
    A statement with mo substance
13. 2024-07-18 at 6:40 AM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of Wisconsin
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Actually I'm really starting to think Bradley is the Child Molester and as Mentioned, I had told Fonapats what they said about him burying children and being a suspect of this (and I thought they were just drunk and kidding) and I swear Fona had started to tear up a bit and said "Not this shit again".
    
    Bradley goes on and on about this. it's just the only thing he can do is make shit up clearly that guy isn't' me. he looks nothing like me. he doesn't share my facial features my nose nor eyes or forehead.
    
    and most of these sick fucks come from the upper northwest from Ohio to Wisconsin. Wisconsin has the highest rate of Serial Killers of any state on the planet. The HIllside strangler wasn't from California, he just lived here and was from Arizona but also lived in Ohio for some time.
    
    There is something seriously fucked up about you people in the North Midwest. Maybe its some kind of Cabin fever from long winters that fucks your brain up.
    
    Deal with that reality, Faggot

    
    Deflection
14. 2024-07-17 at 4:07 PM UTC in Military Genius Zelensky wants Ukrainians to throw molotovs at Russian tanks
    

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15. 2024-07-17 at 3:14 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of Wisconsin
    

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16. 2024-07-17 at 3:14 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Bought a Bridge camera for myself and a cool ass Back Pack for Gigi. designer one.
    
    its a cool camera but when you zoom all the way in the thing has a hard time stablizing auto focus. but I bought it to take photos of the moon when it sets full and also to replace the expensive camera stolen out of my car. Will never buy a high end camera again with change out lens. but I did check out the new Coolpix 1000 by Nikon which is like 1000 bucks. but its said to be the most advance bridge camera with 125x optic zoom and mirror-less

    
    Still pretending she is around I see. How sad...
17. 2024-07-17 at 3:12 PM UTC in Random Thoughts
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by mashlehash I afforded it today, it's an N64.

    
    Congratulations on scratching up 90 bucks. I dropped that on lunch in Vegas yesterday after buying my new Oakley prescription eyeglasses.
18. 2024-07-17 at 3:08 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Donald Trump
    
    WTF?

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Elbow …if someone assassinates Biden..

    
    That would have same affect on the country as assassinating Ronald McDonald would have in a Big Mac.
19. 2024-07-17 at 3:03 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood YOU POTATO PATSY!

    
    Once upon a time, a long, long while back, in a magical world, there was a special potato named Patsy. Patsy lived on a farm. Unlike the other creatures, she didn't know about her very own magical superpower.
    
    One day, Farmer Pete, a rabbit in farmer's clothing, uprooted Patsy. As soon as Pete touched her, Patsy started radiating light, illuminating the whole farm.
    
    Realizing Patsy's power, Pete built a glass case for her safety. Soon, the news of the glowing potato reached Roger, a rabbit mediator curious about Patsy's power.
    
    Roger proposed a journey to Patsy. The first destination was a shadowy forest. Patsy's light chased away the darkness, making scared creatures feel safe.
    
    Next, they visited a blind mole named Maxwell. Her light, he sensed, brought brightness to his dark world. Patsy felt happy and proud.
    
    Upon returning to the farm, they were welcomed with a grand celebration. Patsy, once an ordinary potato, was now a celebrated hero.
    
    Early next morning, Pete found Patsy gone. A note from Roger explained Patsy's new journey, which made him smile.
    
    Patsy and Roger returned from time to time, bringing light to the farm. Patsy was no longer an ordinary potato but a beacon of light.
    
    Patsy's journey was about discovering her power and realizing the impact she could have on others. She was the light of the magical realm.
    
    Patsy continues to shine, bringing hope and happiness, proving that even the smallest being can make a big difference. She is a symbol of courage.
20. 2024-07-17 at 2:57 PM UTC in Random image thread
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Why are you mocking Moses?

    
    He isn't mocking anyone you dimwit. Daniel Charles Piraro is. He's just laughing at it, much like I laugh at you.