Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2018-03-14 at 12:37 PM UTC in Stephen Hawking has died
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Fuck that crippled prick. He sold out years ago.
2. 2018-03-14 at 12:34 PM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus I've been advocating for it for years. But it's more of a Plan B, if you ever want to generate drama for free. Ban spectral, ban reg, ban alts and dormant accounts, lock him out.

   
   SpectraL is 100 times more entertaining than your silly ass.
3. 2018-03-14 at 12:29 PM UTC in The Wednesday Thread
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Something Squirrel Another hump day another $1000 in my account. Gonna take the bus and buy more ejuice today

   
   Lol@loser who brags about income on this site. You should change your name to Lieutenant Falcon
4. 2018-03-14 at 12:26 PM UTC in Got a new job
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum Goddamn man.
   
   It's actually kind of amazing that nobody has done anything to Bill Krozby yet. We all know where he lives, who his family is, where he works, full name, phone number, birthdate, criminal history, etc. I even have a video of him attempting to steal a woman's phone, which he so generously posted for us all.
   
   Yet not a thing has been done.

   
   It does not surprise me one bit
5. 2018-03-14 at 12:25 PM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Malice, if you assess that you're bad at STFUing, start practicing. It's not hard, just default to not talking and talk when it seems like an overwhelmingly positive option compared to not talking. I don't know exactly how socially retarded you are, but not talking is possibly the most important aspect of interacting with other people. This sounds condescending or whatever but it's seriously the best advice you will ever get on social navigation.

   
   Why don't you take your own advice?
6. 2018-03-14 at 4:42 AM UTC in Deadly bombs go off in Austin, Texas
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS The only thing fat on my body is these delishus tiddies.

   
   Knees, thick, fat, and rather manly.
7. 2018-03-14 at 4:41 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Fucking with member accounts = bad
   Fucking with member posts = bad
   Fucking with member usertitles = bad
   
   Lanny has done all three. Good kid at heart, just really obstinate and arrogant and won't listen to reason.

   
   Quiet coward
8. 2018-03-14 at 4:40 AM UTC in I'm leaving Niggas In Space forever.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Nice.
   
   Here's a picture:
   
   

   
   Totally unscary. If that is something you would not fuck with you're a timid little turd.
9. 2018-03-14 at 1:23 AM UTC in Deadly bombs go off in Austin, Texas
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MAL With my will.

   
   Did you leave everything to Bill Krozby in your will?
10. 2018-03-14 at 1:22 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws So what's the story did he rape someone or not??

    
    No, it was an accusation. #metoo
11. 2018-03-14 at 1:21 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel

12. 2018-03-14 at 1:19 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MAL I just assumed you were making jokes at my expense. Is this true? You weren’t trying to make fun of my because you think I made fake accusations?

    
    Careful making assumptions
13. 2018-03-14 at 1:18 AM UTC in I'm leaving Niggas In Space forever.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I'm not DaGuru. You guys got that totally wrong. DaGuru is his own man.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Confirmed… I have been playing several major alts here.

14. 2018-03-14 at 1:14 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus he needs benzos and amphetamines for entry level college courses
    
    this is clearly a subnigger we're dealing with. not even a subhuman

    
    Go take on online IQ test so you can pay the electric bill.
15. 2018-03-14 at 1:13 AM UTC in Deadly bombs go off in Austin, Texas
    

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    Originally posted by HTS That first pic is Bill Krozby, it's just a really old mugshot from when he was like 20.

    
    Is that before or after your knees got fat. You know that way we can date events. The year BFK 1, the year 0, the year AFK 1...
16. 2018-03-14 at 1:10 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice I’d like to note that I’m unable to function well without medication due to Asperger’s. The amount of symtoms and rate of comorbidity with disorders such as OCD, ADD, depression, and anxiety, is absurd.
    
    Once I get back on my good boy pills, which I genuinely need, you’ll notice a marked undeniable difference. Right now I’m pretty scattered brain and can’t really apply myself. There’s nothing wrong with requiring medication, we’re all dependant on something to live and function properly.
    
    Professor Malice will return one day.

    
    Most if us are dependent on things like air, food, water, shelter, clothing, and some entertainment and social activities. So yeah, it's not the same.
17. 2018-03-14 at 1:08 AM UTC in Issue313 TSTM'd?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MAL Har har. No one accused him of that or would.

    
    It was in a PM
18. 2018-03-14 at 1:07 AM UTC in This was nearly President
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS One of us is #triggered right now, and it's not me.

    
    Your trigger is limp
    
    

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel You stole my gif give it back you rat

    Nopo
19. 2018-03-14 at 12:42 AM UTC in The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus imagine torturing a rat stuck in a trap to death with a bucket full of of venomous slugs

    
    How much rent does that cover?
20. 2018-03-14 at 12:42 AM UTC in I'm leaving Niggas In Space forever.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Just imagine how lame these kids must be to have to be multiple people on a BBS just to come out on top. Outrageous!

    
    DaGuru SMH