Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2024-07-24 at 12:35 PM UTC in Welfare Check
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Morshoo Both Arizona and the District of Columbia are one-party consent states so there’s really no excuse for not recording the call and posting it here

   
   As if I'm obligated...
2. 2024-07-24 at 12:34 PM UTC in Wariat or Warcry has had a substantial effect on me and others.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   ITT op warns us not to be like wariat
3. 2024-07-24 at 4:41 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Then there was Lois Lerner who pled the 5th.

   
   
4. 2024-07-24 at 4:40 AM UTC in Welfare Check
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   So about 2 hours ago I dialed +1 202 698 0555 and requested a welfare check at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. I stated conerns that according to credible unamed sources the primary resident at that address had not been seen in public or heard from in 5 days.
   
   The 1st two officers didn't even catch the address they merely forward the call to the "proper division". The third one, a black bitch, said she would forward the call to the Secret Service.
   
   I told her this was not a federal matter but rather a local matter out of concern for a resident in their jurisdiction who may or may not be in a perilous health situation.
   
   I stayed in character and went at it just as anyone would with a serious welfare check requirement. After all, the welfare of the nations commander in chief should be every Americans concern should they feel or believe POTUS to be missing and or endangered.
   
   I call upon my fellow Americans to unify behind this sentiment, regardless of party or policy preferences, and join me by calling the number listed above and requesting a welfare check at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
5. 2024-07-24 at 3:59 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   If anyone doubts this was a deep state sanctioned hit please explain this body cam footage.
   
   
6. 2024-07-24 at 3:58 AM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Lanny She got pulled apart like a salt water taffy bar melting in the sun fought over by two seagulls.

   
   She hot torn apart and rolled down the beach like a carp on the shores of Lake Erie being contested by a nigger and a seagull.
7. 2024-07-23 at 8:57 PM UTC in Project 2025
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Obbe Everything You Need to Know About Project 2025's Plan for the EPA

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Reduce the number of Americans in your country by killing yourself.

8. 2024-07-23 at 7:39 PM UTC in What's on your active torrent list.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, I used to use usenet…30yrs ago.
   
   Alt.binaries for all your warez and porn needs.

   
   I still use Usenet. It is almost as old as FTP and is still the best for all your pirating requirements. And the speed through a decent Usenet provider is unparalleled. Giganews is awesome with 5 years retention, no speed cap, and plans starting for less than $9.00/month.
9. 2024-07-23 at 7:33 PM UTC in Project 2025
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Lanny Heard brother, I wouldn't want Americans in my country either

   
   Reduce the number of Americans in your country by killing yourself.
10. 2024-07-23 at 7:32 PM UTC in BYE BYE BRANDON!!!!!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Elbow communicating with the totality of the internet through an HR department intermediary

    
    That has to be one of the layers of hell
11. 2024-07-23 at 6:19 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
12. 2024-07-23 at 6:17 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Kimberly Cheatle has resigned
13. 2024-07-23 at 5:24 PM UTC in How do I stop my 14 year old from being so sex obsessed?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ner vegas C-SPAN should be illegal

    
    Why?
14. 2024-07-23 at 5:15 PM UTC in What's on your active torrent list.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Only amateurs use torrents.
    
    Usenet is the real deal.
    
    https://giganews.com/
    
    https://www.newsbin.com/
15. 2024-07-23 at 5:12 PM UTC in Kafka ur thoughts on my work here?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Warcry Does it make you think? And ponder? And wonder?

    
    It makes me think you are delusional. It makes me ponder what lies your mother told you growing up. It makes me wonder how you have managed to not unalive yourself.
16. 2024-07-23 at 5:05 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of Wisconsin
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The real Wozny is a lot chubbier than the guy in that photo.

    
    Also, the guy in the photo has shoulders unlike Pauliwog.
17. 2024-07-23 at 1:41 PM UTC in Quick Mix Ready aka 2k1 aka Paul Wozny is a convicted child molestor from the State of Wisconsin
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny I'v spent time in the South in my teen years. but it wasn't bad then as much as it is now. I also have family living down there. it's posted on crime statistics and shit I read on multiple websites.
    
    People come to California and the first fucking thing they do is go to Oakland or South Central and piss and moan. or they go to San Francisco and get their car busted into with smash and grab. So crime is everywhere but the worse cities in the USA with the most violent crimes are mostly in the southern states.
    
    So the deep south has been infected with major crime over the past few decades. so many people on meth down there. we have meth issues in central California as well like Bakersfield or Fresno, Stockton etc. and in New Mexico and I'm sure Phoenix is a meth capital as well but the deep south it has become an epidemic.
    
    Now go flip French fries and add 7

    
    Did the head in the box tell you so?
18. 2024-07-23 at 1:38 PM UTC in Kamala is the only choice Dems have if they boot Biden
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Im a Centrist. I'd vote for RFK Jr but maybe Speedy is right and this dude is fake as shit.

    
    He was trotted out to dupe the clodpolls in an attempt to split Trump's base.
19. 2024-07-23 at 1:29 PM UTC in BYE BYE BRANDON!!!!!
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    https://niggasin.space/thread/90489
20. 2024-07-23 at 1:26 PM UTC in Pauliwog Likes To Call The Government
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Should he call DC Metro PD and request a welfare check for 1600 Pennsylvania Ave?