Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-14 at 9:57 PM UTC in Next 007 will be stunning, brave
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost I would totally sleep with James Bond. The black female one I mean.

   
   No you wouldn't. She doesn't have a dick or a bus pass.
2. 2019-07-14 at 9:55 PM UTC in Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Lol no it's not.

   
   Yeah, it really is. You should read up on things before you talk about them...
3. 2019-07-14 at 9:54 PM UTC in Donald Trump will lose the 2020 erection
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Still no cases of proof against Dems.
   
   Keep trying big boy!

   
   Keep believing the lies you've read.
4. 2019-07-14 at 9:04 PM UTC in Donald Trump will lose the 2020 erection
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Whatever you say troll. You can’t cite a source for your BS, then you carry no credibility.
   
   Be gone troll. Aren’t worth the time to debate!

   
   There is no debate. You're wrong and lazy
5. 2019-07-14 at 8:58 PM UTC in Donald Trump will lose the 2020 erection
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist None of those links directed to a story about Dems turning in ballots for dead people. You made the statement, back it up tough boy!

   
   It's there you are just too lazy to find it
6. 2019-07-14 at 8:57 PM UTC in Whale joke thread
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   A drug addicted skinny whale with a bus pass got thrown out of the house by a whale with tits, a dick, and fat fins. Then the whale with the tits, a dick, and fat fins felt bad and went out looking for the drug addicted skinny whale with a bus pass. When all of a sudden a midget whale with a rag on its head tried to rape the whale with tits, a dick and fat fins. Causing the whale with tits, a dick and fat fins to swim home, lock its door, and tell the internet all about it, Now that's some funny whale shit right there.
7. 2019-07-14 at 8:48 PM UTC in Donald Trump will lose the 2020 erection
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist

   
   I gave you a link that contains countless documented events. If you're too lazy or too stuooopid to click on it and follow the links you probably shouldn't be doing things like driving, voting, using sharp objects...
8. 2019-07-14 at 8:44 PM UTC in Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny aircraft carrier means targets for ballistic missiles.

   
   China's ballistic targeting system is an archaic joke.
9. 2019-07-14 at 8:42 PM UTC in Donald Trump will lose the 2020 erection
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by GGG Duckduckgo is not a source you fucking moron.
   
   What, try to look it up and realize you were DEAD WRONG so now you must revert back to 'googl it bruh its common noledgr'
   
   You are objectively wrong and I know you can't prove otherwise.
   
   Just go ahead and say it. Admit it. "My name is Speedy Parker and I belive in baseless propaganda"

   
   Don't bother looking thing up yourself just let the legacy media think for you.
10. 2019-07-14 at 8:41 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Speedy Parker is the old black man in the Stephen King book, The Talisman.

    
    The giver of the purple juice
11. 2019-07-14 at 8:40 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Yes, you did.

    
    You did?
12. 2019-07-14 at 7:58 PM UTC in AOC's Green New Deal was rejected, 57 votes to 0...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny your choices are either subjugate yourself under a government or under corporations.

    
    Those are your choices. I made other choices decades years ago.
13. 2019-07-14 at 7:57 PM UTC in Right-wing religious nuts are the biggest hypocrites in America
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG I already have a business so probably not.

    
    Is that why you needed a bus pass to get to job interviews?
    How does that tie in to your business?
14. 2019-07-14 at 7:56 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I already had that exact comic in mind when I made the post.

    
    No I didn't.
15. 2019-07-14 at 2:18 PM UTC in Right-wing religious nuts are the biggest hypocrites in America
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Lol @ people like 50 year old dealer hotel tweaker WELL HUNG trying to talk to anybody about white superiority.
    
    If you were superior your family would probably still talk to you, and you wouldn't be alone in a hotel taking large amounts of Adderall.

    
    Is that where you see yourself in 25 years?
16. 2019-07-14 at 2:17 PM UTC in Donald Trump will lose the 2020 erection
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Got a source yet? There’s plenty about gop fraud. Please site a source for dem fraud. You stated it, back it up.

    
    You don't read very fast huh?
    
    https://duckduckgo.com/?q=democrat+voter+fraud&t=opera&ia=web
17. 2019-07-14 at 1:59 PM UTC in AOC's Green New Deal was rejected, 57 votes to 0...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by GGG Bernie Sanders > all
    
    You cant argue with a man who's had the same message for his entire political career. He was fighting for national Healthcare back in the 80's.

    
    If you want the government to control your health care decisions move to Canada
18. 2019-07-14 at 1:58 PM UTC in AOC's Green New Deal was rejected, 57 votes to 0...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra why?

    
    She won't be 35 until then, Really?
19. 2019-07-14 at 1:55 PM UTC in Spectral and Speedy Parker are one and the same...
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL There's a little Speedy Parker in all of us.

    
    Mostly in those who bend over
20. 2019-07-14 at 1:45 PM UTC in Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung it is a frown. Although you could very well be right. You think China would beat the US in a war? They certainly got many more expendable bodies.

    
    They can't even build their own aircraft carrier, they only have one, and it's powered by diesel.