Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-22 at 3:30 AM UTC in helladamnleete
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks I have no idea what this is but I'll bet that my quality of life will be much better for as long as I don't see it again.

   
   

   Show spoiler
2. 2019-07-22 at 3:29 AM UTC in I got beat up last night
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I know what that feels like. I was hit by a car on a bicycle about 20 years ago. That shit hurts for weeks.
3. 2019-07-22 at 3:27 AM UTC in helladamnleete
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL There's a lot of muscles in the forehead.

   
   
4. 2019-07-22 at 3:15 AM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement I wonder if they stole that from ED or if ED stole it from them
   
   They both probably stole it from somewhere else

   
   It reminds of the "commercials" in the mockumentary C.S.A.
   
   
5. 2019-07-22 at 3:12 AM UTC in There is Hooker Blood in my Garage!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist if op tried to attack a hooker she'd kick his faggot ass. if its anyones blood it would be his, but he prolly just changed the water in a radiator is all.
   
   
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   Upon closer inspection this is clearly hooker blood as evidenced by the tampon wrapper laying on the floor.
   
   
6. 2019-07-22 at 2:04 AM UTC in There is Hooker Blood in my Garage!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra probably transmission fluid
   
   
   hooker blood honestly wouldn't surprise me though

   
   It could be tranny hooker fluid.
7. 2019-07-22 at 1:59 AM UTC in Technologist needs a usertitle.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist I like it till I get hit.

   
   Is that what happened to your teeth?
8. 2019-07-22 at 1:58 AM UTC in Is there anything sadder than crashed advertising?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra think of the massively bloated costs though.
   
   first you have to get a windows license for every display you run, then you need to pay for hardware that can actually run full windows (there's no real barebones/embedded option nowadays) etc.
   
   
   each one of those displays could be run on a raspberry pi with minimal linux, updates managed via ssh/rsync etc.
   
   total cost: $50 + cost of display, nothing ongoing except electricity and network connectivity

   
   Even if you purchase a VLK it's an over priced solution for a single function device. That's what most don't get.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Thanks, but it's basically a generic "windows is fucked and no one will ever figure out why" message.
   
   There are variations on windows that will run literal decades without ever crashing, but clearly, this is not one of those variations,

   
   Are you serious when you say "literal" or just exaggerating? Because if you are serious my perception of you is altered slightly.
   
   Decades = 20 years minimum let's start with that.
   
   In 1999, "decades" ago, all consumer storage in a PC or MAC was HDD or maybe SCSI if you had a high end board or a SCSI controller card. the life span of either is not "decades" of non stop power on conditions or even normal daily use for that matter. So to say there are "variations" of Windows that will run for literal decades is simply an unfounded statement as no install of any OS can be said to have ran for literal decades as the hardware can not run that long to prove or disprove your "theory".
9. 2019-07-22 at 1:41 AM UTC in Technologist needs a usertitle.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Reform_and_Control_Act_of_1986

   
   !. Wikipedia is not an objective source.
   2. What, objectively, is damaging to the US about making it illegal to knowingly hire illegal immigrants within the US?
10. 2019-07-22 at 1:38 AM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country That can be arranged.

    
    Not by anyone who read this crap
11. 2019-07-22 at 1:37 AM UTC in Is there anything sadder than crashed advertising?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls can you change your uploading site?
    
    can never enlarge by clicking it

    
    Here dumbass
    
    
12. 2019-07-22 at 1:33 AM UTC in Technologist needs a usertitle.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Soi,
    Actually I liked Bush Sr, and Reagan. My 2 favorite Republicans.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country But they objectively did so much damage.

    
    Bush Sr was a traitor. But tell me, objectively, about the "damage" Reagan did?
13. 2019-07-22 at 1:32 AM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country My cats all lie on my bonnet now too.
    
    I just dread they'll go into the engine, like this one cute kitten I used to really like did. He jumped out while I was driving down the lane, and I guess I ran him over with the rear wheels … it was something I was very sad to see.

    
    The one I'm talking about hangs from windows panes by the wood, front and back claws out, and chatters at birds. He thinks he's spidercat. He does shit like this...
    
    
    
    *not my cat^
14. 2019-07-22 at 1:29 AM UTC in Technologist needs a usertitle.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    I suggest "Trump Triggered Tart" or Tx3 for short
15. 2019-07-22 at 1:28 AM UTC in Is there anything sadder than crashed advertising?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra I'd rather look at bluescreens than whatever was supposed to be there
    
    
    though it does bother me that they use full windows installs for what amounts to a short slideshow or 30 second video

    
    I know right. Like when you see a jukebox in a bar crashed or rebooting and it's Windows. FFS why?
16. 2019-07-22 at 1:26 AM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I'd rather be Irish than Canadian and I'd rather be Canadian than English.
    
    Guess I win life's lottery, huh?
    
    http://www.unz.com/isteve/ireland-vs-england-the-long-view/

    
    I'd rather be dead than not be an American.
17. 2019-07-22 at 1:24 AM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein
    
    Pro Tip:
    
    If you put your kitten on your windshield..your kitten will become a hover kitty
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    I jus wanted to post that pic ..

    
    That looks like one of my cats but with slightly shorter hair.
18. 2019-07-22 at 1:22 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Sure

    
    Besides your sister for food when you were young?
19. 2019-07-22 at 1:21 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Congrats, you just accepted my authority to certify your faggotry.
    
    

    
    Only in your own minutus universe.
20. 2019-07-21 at 11:44 PM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun I sense speedy is working between riser and candy

    
    I sense an itch in my ass crack. No wait that was your post.