Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-07-22 at 1:37 AM UTC in Is there anything sadder than crashed advertising?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Grylls can you change your uploading site?
   
   can never enlarge by clicking it

   
   Here dumbass
   
   
2. 2019-07-22 at 1:33 AM UTC in Technologist needs a usertitle.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Soi,
   Actually I liked Bush Sr, and Reagan. My 2 favorite Republicans.

   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country But they objectively did so much damage.

   
   Bush Sr was a traitor. But tell me, objectively, about the "damage" Reagan did?
3. 2019-07-22 at 1:32 AM UTC in CandyRein Hate
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country My cats all lie on my bonnet now too.
   
   I just dread they'll go into the engine, like this one cute kitten I used to really like did. He jumped out while I was driving down the lane, and I guess I ran him over with the rear wheels … it was something I was very sad to see.

   
   The one I'm talking about hangs from windows panes by the wood, front and back claws out, and chatters at birds. He thinks he's spidercat. He does shit like this...
   
   
   
   *not my cat^
4. 2019-07-22 at 1:29 AM UTC in Technologist needs a usertitle.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I suggest "Trump Triggered Tart" or Tx3 for short
5. 2019-07-22 at 1:28 AM UTC in Is there anything sadder than crashed advertising?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I'd rather look at bluescreens than whatever was supposed to be there
   
   
   though it does bother me that they use full windows installs for what amounts to a short slideshow or 30 second video

   
   I know right. Like when you see a jukebox in a bar crashed or rebooting and it's Windows. FFS why?
6. 2019-07-22 at 1:26 AM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country I'd rather be Irish than Canadian and I'd rather be Canadian than English.
   
   Guess I win life's lottery, huh?
   
   http://www.unz.com/isteve/ireland-vs-england-the-long-view/

   
   I'd rather be dead than not be an American.
7. 2019-07-22 at 1:24 AM UTC in CandyRein Hate
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by CandyRein
   
   Pro Tip:
   
   If you put your kitten on your windshield..your kitten will become a hover kitty
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   I jus wanted to post that pic ..

   
   That looks like one of my cats but with slightly shorter hair.
8. 2019-07-22 at 1:22 AM UTC in Got molested by a 4'8" Muslim dude.
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Sure

   
   Besides your sister for food when you were young?
9. 2019-07-22 at 1:21 AM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Congrats, you just accepted my authority to certify your faggotry.
   
   

   
   Only in your own minutus universe.
10. 2019-07-21 at 11:44 PM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Erekshun I sense speedy is working between riser and candy

    
    I sense an itch in my ass crack. No wait that was your post.
11. 2019-07-21 at 11:41 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i am so confused right now

    
    That has to do with nothing I've said or done.
12. 2019-07-21 at 11:40 PM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein Some off the best kind of humor is dry.. I can digg it

    
    It doesn't work well in text more often than not but meh, this is all for my own mild amusement. If someone else gets an inner chuckle now and again so much the better.
13. 2019-07-21 at 11:38 PM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country He's Canadian.

    
    That explains everything
    
    

    Originally posted by Grylls id rather be candian than irish

    
    That explains everything
14. 2019-07-21 at 11:38 PM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls if candy was white do you think there'd be all this animosity?

    
    I don't know if she is black skin or white skin. I've never seen her. All I have to go on is the text on my screen. She seems to have pretty thick skin as far as the shit here is concerned.
15. 2019-07-21 at 11:35 PM UTC in Where can I purchase a decent nigger slave
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks If that's the case, it's a REALLY poor strategy from a public relations perspective.
    
    In a climate where ~50% of society think of the alt-right as being some kind of legitimate mass genocidal boogieman, it would probably be a lot wiser to tone down that kinda rhetoric rather than doubling down with more nigger jokes.
    
    

    
    If that's your take you need to learn to laugh
16. 2019-07-21 at 11:34 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls i dont rely on handouts but ill still take them

    
    Then you are not a normal person
17. 2019-07-21 at 11:34 PM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein You’re cold.. cold as ice! 😒

    
    Nah, just a dry humor
18. 2019-07-21 at 11:32 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls is that good or bad?

    
    It means you don't have to rely on handouts
19. 2019-07-21 at 11:30 PM UTC in Should I drown myself in Lake Michigan tomorrow?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls im trying to work out what you mean by attempting an irish accent but i get nothing

    
    he is calling you a normal person
20. 2019-07-21 at 11 PM UTC in CandyRein Hate
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by CandyRein 😂😂😂
    
    I was just curious..I’m ok with all of that..lmao 😋

    
    Good, cuz even though I don't hate you I'm not giving you a cut of my fee. LOL