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2019-07-26 at 2:48 AM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
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2019-07-26 at 2:41 AM UTC in SHOULD I BUY THIS COUCH FROM GOODWILL FOR MY NEW APARTMENT?
Originally posted by Fonaplats I love thy couch. It's comfy. The one section is big enough for Shell and I to cuddle on and I got the guy at goodwill to throw in the throw pillows which was easily a $200 value each, which means I got a $8400 couch for 80 bucks. I saved $8320 just by knowing what I was looking at.
You all wish you had my couch.
This is an $8400 Sectional> What you have is an $80 piece of ugly used furniture.
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2019-07-25 at 10:55 PM UTC in Your thoughts at the momentRight now I feel like I am on the verge of really good idea or that I am about to fart. I'm not quite sure which it is yet but I let everyone know how it comes out.
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2019-07-25 at 8:34 PM UTC in Jeffery (((Epstein))) attempts suicideSomething tells me Nicholas Tartaglione was planted inside to kill Epstein and he failed.
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2019-07-25 at 8:32 PM UTC in Do any of you Republicans still think that climate change is a fallacy?
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2019-07-25 at 8:27 PM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
Originally posted by -SpectraL Satan is an alien. The leader of an army of aliens. And he knows all the tricks. He's millions of years old. He has in his possession an arsenal of highly-advanced alien technology. He hates humans, because he blames Adam for his own downfall. He has sworn to have us all, Adam's offspring, destroy ourselves. He wants to show God how inherently evil we are, how deserving of punishment we are. His diabolical plans to accomplish this task are ever changing, ever adapting, ever devious. He plants weeds in a garden containing a single rose. He lays out the breadcrumbs, so that you might follow. Ever determined. Ever inexorable. Ever fixated on our demise. Nothing under the Sun or beyond will sway him. This is a battle to the finish. But it is not our battle. This battle belongs to the one who will win it. Still, we must defend.
The Canons of the Synod of Constantinople (543)
1. If anyone says or holds that the souls of human beings pre-exist, as previously minds and holy powers, but that they reached satiety with divine contemplation and turned to what is worse and for this reason grew old in the love of God and are therefore called souls, and were made to descend into bodies as a punishment, let him be anathema.
2. If anyone says or holds that the Lord’s soul pre-existed and came into being united to God the word before the incarnation and birth from a virgin, let him be anathema.
3. If anyone holds or says that the body of our Lord Jesus Christ was first formed in the womb of the holy Virgin and that afterwards both God the word and the soul, being pre-existent, were united to it, let him be anathema.
4. If anyone says or holds that the Word of God became like all the heavenly orders, becoming cherubim for the cherubim, seraphim for the seraphim, and becoming (in a word) like all the powers above, let him be anathema.
5. If anyone says or holds that at the resurrection the bodies of human beings will be raised spherical and does not profess that we shall be raised upright, let him be anathema.
6. If anyone says or holds that heaven, sun, moon, stars, and the waters above the heavens are ensouled and rational powers, let him be anathema.
7. If anyone says or holds that in the age to come Christ the Master will be crucified on behalf of demons as well as on behalf of human beings, let him be anathema.
8. If anyone says or holds that God’s power is finite and that he created [only] what he could grasp and comprehend, or that creation is coeternal with God, let him be anathema.
9. If anyone says or holds that the punishment of demons and impious human beings is temporary and that it will have an end at some time, and that there will be a restoration of demons and impious human beings, let him be anathema. -
2019-07-25 at 8:17 PM UTC in Do any of you Republicans still think that climate change is a fallacy?
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2019-07-25 at 8:10 PM UTC in If you could torture every person that has already tortured someone else...
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2019-07-25 at 8:08 PM UTC in Do any of you Republicans still think that climate change is a fallacy?
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2019-07-25 at 8:07 PM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
Originally posted by -SpectraL Reincarnation is a myth, propagated by none other than Satan the Devil. He wants you to think that this life doesn't matter, that you have many more lives, lives to spare, which means you can do anything you want with this one. The real truth is there is only one life. You only have one life. That's why it is critically important you act righteously in this one, or else you go bye-bye and nobody ever sees you again. No more lives, no more chances, no more nothing.
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2019-07-25 at 8:06 PM UTC in If you could ban one thing what would it be?
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2019-07-25 at 8 PM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
Originally posted by -SpectraL And just before Armageddon hits, at the end of the Great Tribulation, there will be a sign. And the sign will be ironic, poetic justice, as biblical fulfillment usually is. At their end, they will cry "peace and security!", but there will be no peace, there will be no security, and then "instant destruction will be upon them, like the unexpected birth pangs of a pregnant woman". They will flee and attempt to hide inside the rock of the mountains, deep underground, begging the rocks to cover them up and protect them from the wrath of God, but not a one will escape judgement for the heinous things they did.
Reincarnation
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2019-07-25 at 7:59 PM UTC in found out where mal works
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2019-07-25 at 7:55 PM UTC in [Serious] Is this the "end times"?
Originally posted by -SpectraL After Armageddon, there will be a thousand years of peace, with Christ reigning as King, the untested and worthy dead will be restored to life, and then Satan will be loosed once again, in order to mislead many. It is a sifting process, much like wheat is separated from the chaff, until only the pure remains.
Reincarnation
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2019-07-25 at 7:47 PM UTC in found out where mal works
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2019-07-25 at 7:29 PM UTC in Building a Pallet house
Originally posted by Lanny Yup, topical forum, the thread has a clear topic and there's some interesting stuff here between you niggers flinging shit. Keep the discussion to pallet and related topics.
Fuck off asshole. I was. He posted what I thought were shitty ideas about building a pallet shelter and I told him why his ideas were shitty. That prevents anyone from using his shitty ideas. So if you want to be serious about telling a homeless junkie how to build shelter do so. Other wise stay out of the way. -
2019-07-25 at 7:19 PM UTC in If you could ban one thing what would it be?
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2019-07-25 at 7:08 PM UTC in If you could ban one thing what would it be?I would ban everyone (except me) who wanted to ban anything.
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2019-07-25 at 7:07 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
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2019-07-25 at 7 PM UTC in If you could torture every person that has already tortured someone else...
