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Posts by Speedy Parker
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2019-09-18 at 1:19 AM UTC in Trump letting the world know that the US is Saudi Arabia's bitch
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2019-09-18 at 1:17 AM UTC in It feels good to fuck the wives of absentee husbands...
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2019-09-17 at 11 PM UTC in Taking a break from NIS
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2019-09-17 at 9:46 PM UTC in It's great that LarryLegend stopped posting...
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2019-09-17 at 9:20 PM UTC in Have you seen this tshirt?
Originally posted by AngryOnion LOL.
Now I’m not a man who would normally pay such a high price for such an extravagant article of clothing, but after receiving my tax return and spending a majority of it on vintage Furbies from 1998, I had just enough to buy this wolf shirt. In blue of course, the mans not gettin me with that extra $4 bullcrap to get it in black. And all I can say is wow… I wish those furbies were returnable so I could redistribute my money on a smarter investment, that investment being wolf shirts… all the wolf shirts.
Now I’ve never believed in magic, and all that fairy talk.. but got dang.. this shirt can turn any man into a believer. I put it on alone in my apartment and could hear all the neighbor dogs howling in the distance.. I washed it.. the power was too strong.. too strong to wear outside the house. After 14 more washes I put it on for bingo night. Now I know what you’re thinking, but hear me out… bingo night involves Frito Pie, why would I ever risk getting chili cheese drippings on such a magnificent garment? And I thought the same thing, which is why I brought a bib I had stolen from a Red Lobster 4 years ago for my Birthday. I wasn’t even done with my Frito Pie and I had women approaching me right and left in admiration of my glorious wolf shirt, even through the bib.. they could feel the power. The power of a man. A wolf man. Hungry. Hungry for Frito Pie and more Wolf shirts. Long story short, I won $750, which I have already invested in more Wolf shirts. My woman’s not happy about all the attention I’ve been getting from the ladies.. but a man with a wolf shirt doesn’t have to settle and she knows that.
I'm pretty sure you mean Werewolf. Otherwise that's just gay. -
2019-09-17 at 9:17 PM UTC in The formula for proper dating age dif
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2019-09-17 at 9:13 PM UTC in Taking a break from NIS
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2019-09-17 at 9:11 PM UTC in found out where mal works
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2019-09-17 at 9:08 PM UTC in I've been depressed most my life...
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2019-09-17 at 12:59 AM UTC in I've been depressed most my life...
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2019-09-17 at 12:54 AM UTC in The formula for proper dating age dif
Originally posted by Wariat People should have sex just for pleasure. There should be nothing else attached to it. So if it gives both parties pleasure or they get off on it somehow or in their own weird ways its fine.
People should have sex for the reasons they choose not for the reasons you want them to. -
2019-09-17 at 12:48 AM UTC in I've been depressed most my life...Fat homeless junkie is depressed. Who would have guessed.
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2019-09-16 at 10:54 PM UTC in Proof Marylin Manroe was offed.
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2019-09-16 at 10:54 PM UTC in Long time member is dead.
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2019-09-16 at 10:46 PM UTC in I wish I lived in Nazi Germany
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2019-09-15 at 2:43 AM UTC in Proof Marylin Manroe was offed.
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2019-09-15 at 2:43 AM UTC in I wish I lived in Nazi Germany
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2019-09-15 at 2:40 AM UTC in If you could have $100million dollars.....
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2019-09-15 at 2:40 AM UTC in Long time member is dead.
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2019-09-15 at 12:48 AM UTC in If you could have $100million dollars.....
