Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-09-29 at 3:42 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG I don't think that's honestly a good tell. I know a lot of people who were effeminate at a young age and didn't turn out gay. I also know a lot of people who were manly little boys and did turn out to be gay.
   
   I mean imagine all the kids you knew who showed no signs of being effeminate but maybe ended up gay.
   
   I definitely didn't and don't act effeminate, and most people are surprised when I tell them I'm bisexual.

   
   I disagree, you act just like a little bitch.
2. 2019-09-29 at 3:41 AM UTC in coldest beer in town
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor i left my coroners in the freezer last night and i was just WIGGING out afraid they woulda all frozen and bursted the glass.
   
   well they are 24 degrees and frost accumulates on them sitting on the counter but yet they are still liquid. some peoples beers

   
   I gotta say I was skeptical at first but some quick math has revealed the with an ABV of 4.5% Corona Extra as a sweeter full bodied beer could possibly maintain a liquid state at 24 F. But just barely, one more degree and it probably would have been a mess.
3. 2019-09-29 at 3:33 AM UTC in Typical republican
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I bet OP can't source the "quotes" in that meme.
4. 2019-09-29 at 3:30 AM UTC in My lil, Boomer is having a Heart Attack!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Why do you call her lil boomer? Is that the sound her feet make when she trods across the floor.?
   
   *Boom boom boom boom* followed by "Fi fi fo fum, I smell fonas dirty bum".
5. 2019-09-29 at 3:28 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist He had very effeminate traits even at that age.
   
   I had noticed it, then my HS boyfriend pointed it out, and by golly we were right.

   
   I actually agree with you on this. I have a cousin who is 16 years my Jr. I knew at age 5 hew was gonna be a peter puffer. All his interests and actions were feminine. Even his thought patterns were of a circular emotional female nature as a opposed to the linear logical patterns in males.
6. 2019-09-29 at 3:23 AM UTC in I smoke a gram an hour
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   @ OP BS.
   
   According to the Oxford Treatment Center the average national price for a OZ od "high quality marijuana" is $326 with Oregon being the lowest coming in at just $211 ( I pay $200 (not in Oregon) but I'm good friends with the grower). Even if we split the difference between the average price and the lowest price that still comes out to $268.5 per OZ or about $9.60 per gram. For simple math let's agree to round that to $10 per gram as we were generous to the low side with the cost per OZ in this example. At one gram per hour that costs you $240 per day or $87,600 per year. Since you are smoking a gram every hour it is safe to assume you don't have gainful employment. So tell us how much do you get to suck a dick? A gram of weed?
7. 2019-09-29 at 3:12 AM UTC in My lil, Boomer is having a Heart Attack!
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats I call Chell lil' Boomer now.
   I think it's cute.
   
   Anyways they have her BP down to 140/100.
   
   She is doing a lot better.
   
   They offered her morphine but i got her popcorn instead because we do recover.
   I am proud of her.
   
   On another note…
   She isn't too happy I lied to her about buying weed at work yesterday.
   
   The good news is she seems totally on board with me growing medical marijuana tho so imma start doing that.

   
   There is no such thing as medical marijuana.
8. 2019-09-29 at 3:10 AM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by G Using "cuck" tells me all I need to know about you son lol.

   
   Trying to use son with someone you know is twice your age tells everyone what they need to know abut you, cuck.
9. 2019-09-29 at 3:09 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by 8stringflinG Lol wait, how do you know he was gay at age 5? Nobody is sexually active st that age.

   
   The same way your mom knew about you.
10. 2019-09-29 at 3:07 AM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    LOL cuck trying to talk down to a man
11. 2019-09-29 at 3:03 AM UTC in NYC has criminalized speech
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    This will never pass muster in federal court
12. 2019-09-29 at 3:01 AM UTC in Someone is smoking pot outside
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls throw some pictures of sheboons and watermelons in here then it might be tropical

    
    Serious question. Did you think that was funny or were you just trying to get attention?
13. 2019-09-29 at 3 AM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG Poor/lazy = bad sense of smell?
    
    You are fucking retarded.

    
    No, you dumb cuck. Poor/lazy = dirty home = nose blind.
    
    Why is it you always have to stay after class to have the lesson explained?
14. 2019-09-29 at 2:56 AM UTC in Trump Vaping ban
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Be still my beating heart 💜💙

    
    That's not your heart that is another tumor pulsing on a major vessel.
15. 2019-09-29 at 2:55 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG

    
    Try holding your breath now that your head is up you ass. That way you won't drown in the cum and maybe, just maybe, it will make me do what you want.
16. 2019-09-29 at 2:53 AM UTC in Trump Vaping ban
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Ohhh💞 you called me my favorite affectionate name again. It must be love.💞💞

    
    Yeah that shit prolly worked on the cucks at DH honey but it doesn't change the fact that you are acting like a dumb cunt again.
17. 2019-09-29 at 2:52 AM UTC in Gave my cat a bath
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by G My home smells of vanilla & cedar. Teddy is a well mannered thoroughbred that only urinates/sprays in the litter box. I wouldn't own a mongrel/dirty feline nor would I emasculate a majestic male w/ such esteemed lineage.

    
    Yeah, like most poor lazy people you are nose blind I get it. Male cats spray if they have nuts no matter who their mommy and daddy were.
18. 2019-09-29 at 2:47 AM UTC in Trump Vaping ban
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Ahhh no, I couldn’t even fathom what goes through a mass shooters mind. Ask hikki.

    
    Now your just back to being a dumb cunt. You can go back to your cage now. I'll rattle it again if I need you.
19. 2019-09-29 at 2:46 AM UTC in Gender Neutral Barbie Dolls?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by 8stringflinG still waiting

    
    You can stick you head up your prolapsed asshole while you wait if you think it will influence my decision.
20. 2019-09-29 at 2:44 AM UTC in Trump Vaping ban
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Idk ask a mass shooter.

    
    In other words you know why but won't admit it.