Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2019-12-31 at 2:59 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL RottenRobert doesn't even know what a statute is.

   
   Most liberals don't. You are an exception.
   
   inb4imnotalibtard
2. 2019-12-31 at 1:42 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by RottenRobert So was Trump

   
   What crime? Crime being defined by a statute. Nixon had three articles of impeachment. They were obstruction of justice, abuse of power, and contempt of Congress. One of those is a crime. Can you guess which one? I'll give you a hint. It's the article that Trump does not have. I know you are mentally challenged as evidenced by the fact that you let cable networks do your thinking. So here is the answer.
   
   https://docs.house.gov/billsthisweek/20191216/CRPT-116hrpt346.pdf
   
   See the difference between the sham that Pelosi won't even send to the senate vs Nixion and his very real crimes?
3. 2019-12-31 at 12:19 PM UTC in Post your best fucked up Haircut
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fuck Your World You use a large straight comb and pull it up or out in the direction the hair grows out and cut off a little from the top side of the comb.. just anything uneven.. make sure they're the same length as well where they should match and clearly shorter from the sides unless you want a cool 60s mod cut

   
   You don't have enough hair to offer advice.
4. 2019-12-31 at 12:18 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by RottenRobert Comparing Nixon and Trump in troubled times
   
   Nixon was a skilled lawyer who had argued before the U.S. Supreme Court and survived political crises both public and personal. He knew the powers and limitations of each piece of the U.S. government — including his own. Nixon was a skilled lawyer who knew the powers and limitations of each piece of the U.S. government — including his own.
   Toward Watergate’s end, Nixon took stock of his situation in light of his deep experience and educated judgment — and, in a farsighted move, resigned the presidency before the U.S. House of Representatives could impeach him. Nixon, in other words, knew when the jig was up.
   
   
   
   
   Today, it’s Donald Trump who’s enmeshed in a presidential scandal. It’s hard to imagine a man whose political experience and temperament are less like Nixon’s. Nixon had a lifetime in politics; Trump never held a political office before the presidency. Nixon, at least in public, spoke and wrote in the measured tones of an accomplished government official; Trump — well, we know how Trump expresses himself. Nixon was a subtle strategic thinker; Trump’s signature skill, as his wife Melania has said, is to "punch back 10 times harder."
   
   Trump will do almost anything to avoid acknowledging that he’s been defeated. He never accepts it — even when it happens.

   
   Nixon was charged with actual crimes. See the difference now?
5. 2019-12-30 at 7:51 AM UTC in HTS is an intelligent young lady, and scron is nothing more than a fuckstick to her
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Shouldn't they actually be donated to someone who needs them?

   
   There are not enough balls to go around for all the little fuckers here that need to grow a set.
6. 2019-12-30 at 7:47 AM UTC in Floor Weed
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Not really.

   Not with Google and wiki within copypasta distance anyhow huh?
7. 2019-12-30 at 7:45 AM UTC in ATTN: HTS
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Poor grammar.

   
   Doesn't matter how he says it it won't change your weight problem.
8. 2019-12-30 at 7:42 AM UTC in Please check my equation - MAGA, Unite the Right endgame
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Literally all of them are so off base about what the Bible actually says.

   
   Which version? Who's translation? See it's all made up or edited to control through fear.
9. 2019-12-30 at 7:40 AM UTC in Cool fake names
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   Buster Cherry
   Peter Dragon
   Dick Burns
   Hugh Jass
10. 2019-12-30 at 7:34 AM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Yep. Simple as buying a machine. They're not expensive at all.

    
    At under $500 I agree, very reasonably priced.
11. 2019-12-29 at 3:21 PM UTC in Please check my equation - MAGA, Unite the Right endgame
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Technologist Can’t find it huh? Gotcha!!! You just proved to me what I already knew, you’re a sham. Happy Sunday to you!

    I didn't look. I already have the information. Do you?
12. 2019-12-29 at 3:19 PM UTC in Floor Weed
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Over here, you can get densely-packed buds at 25-30% THC flower for $170/ounce.

    
    Is there any subject that you don't know everything about?
13. 2019-12-29 at 3:19 PM UTC in Post your best fucked up Haircut
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by bigthink
    
    just trimmed the beard
    
    my tinder is always stacked with at least 4 bitches on call

    
    That is not a beard that is a fur covered chin strap for some kind of helmet worn on a short bus.
14. 2019-12-29 at 3:16 PM UTC in Floor Weed
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The two best weeds I've found so far, after trying pretty well every strain, is the Gorilla Glue #4 and the Four Star General.

    
    Is there any subject that you don't know everything about?
15. 2019-12-29 at 3:15 PM UTC in Floor Weed
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by stl1 What does an ounce of legal weed cost these days compared to non-legal weed?
    
    I remember when you could buy an ounce of not-even-comparable-to-today's weed for $15/ounce.

    
    That was called a lid not an ounce
16. 2019-12-29 at 3:15 PM UTC in Please check my equation - MAGA, Unite the Right endgame
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL You don't scare Jesus.

    
    Without fear he has no power and he don't scare me.
17. 2019-12-29 at 3:13 PM UTC in Dump idiot Trump
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
    
    theres a text file on the internet so that must be easy.
    
    
    
    if the government bans ammo what makes you think they wont also ban ammo making materials and machines.
    
    go back to tending the gardens.

    
    There are billions and billions of rounds of .223 already on the street and over 500 million legal registered weapons chambered to fire them.
18. 2019-12-29 at 1:28 PM UTC in Cool fake names
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Dixon Gorged
19. 2019-12-29 at 1:27 PM UTC in Please check my equation - MAGA, Unite the Right endgame
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus was an angelic creature long before he was born human, and then he returned to an angelic creature after he died as a human.

    
    Right the magic zombie cannibal dude.
20. 2019-12-29 at 12:38 PM UTC in Please check my equation - MAGA, Unite the Right endgame
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL Jesus created all the angels.

    
    Then how is it that there are angels in that jedi book from before christ?