Posts by Speedy Parker

1. 2020-07-08 at 3:49 AM UTC in Space Niggas who don't live with their mother
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   I haven't lived in my parents house since 22JUN80
2. 2020-07-08 at 1:46 AM UTC in My family are all fucking losers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Never burn your bridges when it comes to family, man. That's never a good idea. Things could always turn around and change for the better some day far down the road. You wouldn't want to be the one fuck that up, especially when you don't really have to.

   
   I know a real cheap surgeon
3. 2020-07-08 at 1:40 AM UTC in My family are all fucking losers
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Yeah, but he's saying his family are basically shitty people and don't care about him or anybody but themselves. Those kinds of people are toxic, even among family. That's why I say it's best to just be friendly and respectful with them, but at the same time, don't let them get through the door.

   
   It's better to just have them surgically removed.
4. 2020-07-08 at 1:39 AM UTC in Easiest way to kill yourself besides an overdose
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Well we always want our kids to do better than ourselves. But he still needs his Dad, trust me. My son is almost 23 and still needs his Dad. We’ll be guiding them for life!

   
   Poor kids...
5. 2020-07-08 at 1:38 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I always use Acme products.

   
   That would certainly explain many thing over a lot of years.
6. 2020-07-08 at 1:28 AM UTC in Easiest way to kill yourself besides an overdose
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist How old is he?

   
   not nearly as old as your remaining tit
7. 2020-07-08 at 1:24 AM UTC in Donald Trump's grandfather died during the 1918 pandemic looooool
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Octavian It was his uncle who removed Tesla's research papers.
   
   Fact.
   
   https://www.history.com/news/nikola-tesla-files-declassified-fbi

   
   His uncle didn't remove them. He studied them at the request of the government who "removed" them.
8. 2020-07-08 at 1:23 AM UTC in Easiest way to kill yourself besides an overdose
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole

   Originally posted by Technologist Trippy😞
   
   Please😢

   
   Well then, that inspiring post should instantly change his entire outlook on life, Amazing how you do that.
   
   /thread
   
   
9. 2020-07-08 at 1:20 AM UTC in Brainwashed
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole
   They sound like Alice Cooper and Megadeath got drunk and a had a fetal alcohol baby
10. 2020-07-08 at 1:17 AM UTC in Have you preordered FIFA 21 yet?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Soccer is for girls real men play football
11. 2020-07-08 at 1:16 AM UTC in Easiest way to kill yourself besides an overdose
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Take the bus
12. 2020-07-08 at 1:14 AM UTC in Protest thugs run over in Indiana
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    The driver handled that with text book precision
13. 2020-07-08 at 1:11 AM UTC in My family are all fucking losers
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    @OP Were you a medic or something in the army or was that nuclear rabbit?
14. 2020-07-08 at 1:09 AM UTC in Why has MMR been banned?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by rabbitweed And what is this 'human condom' meme? Does that mean he has a dick in his ass while he himself fucks a woman? Because that sounds like a great deal.

    
    No he was a cuck for hydro when he took it in the ass from her boyfriend.
15. 2020-07-08 at 1:06 AM UTC in I miss warioat
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I don't even know if the butt hole can be shaved. Maybe a cream or something.

    
    Shave it with lighter fluid and a match.
16. 2020-07-08 at 1:05 AM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL The water is 100 to 250 meters below ground level in the Sahara. 820'. That's when I would call in to Headquarters and request a rush delivery of a telescopic attachment of another 400' of auger.

    
    Is that call made on your Dick Tracy watch or on your Duck Dodger super video detetco set?
17. 2020-07-08 at 12 AM UTC in Chineses are White, Michigan State University confirmed.
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny there was never any objective truth or lies to begin with.

    
    Can you ever just keep your yap shut when you don't have anything to add?
18. 2020-07-07 at 11:59 PM UTC in As i get older
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by Grylls No one wants to see you, fucking loser
    
    

    
    Tell me again how I hurt you. It never gets old.
19. 2020-07-07 at 11:59 PM UTC in what's the last thing you bought?
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A 455' telescopic hand auger. Now I can get fresh water wherever I go and I can ice fish anywhere within the Arctic Circle.

    
    Not if you go to the Sahara Desert.
20. 2020-07-07 at 11:57 PM UTC in Yes psychos, all the ¡Science! shows masks do help stop viruses
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by larrylegend8383 "6,000 battle"

    
    essential liberties