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Posts by Speedy Parker

  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by -SpectraL He feels he's now top dog, now that §m£ÂgØL is "banned".

    Must be lonely for him
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Most people usually don't have butt wounds like rape victims such as you.

    Then why is yours hurting so much?
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE So you're a bottom?

    How does it feel to be so angry with someone you don't know?
  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE More like your prostate is being tickled with my cock.

    So you're gay?
  5. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Octavian ITT: Coffin dodgers.

    10mb hardrives? You old mo'fuckers must need embalming.

    So salty. Careful, don't get any in that butt wound.
  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Speedy Pargott having his raped ass soothed ^

    I'm so tickled that I've angered you
  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No they haven't…that's long gone, it's the money the young are putting in now that pays the boomers now. There is no reservoir.

    If it wasn't for the money the boomers put in it wouldn't even exist.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Porch monkey ^

  9. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Yeah nobody admits it now because your pig mother has become a more embarrassing fuck.

  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Yeuxr*

  11. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.... my first storage device was a cassette tape with a capacity measured in KB

    I remember that shit on a Tandy model III
  12. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat I dont think space sutis really have necks as theyre too heavey or at least the drawing ai based it off didnt have one either.

    I don't think you have a neck. Necks have heads on them and heads have brains in them.
  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat

    Now it looks like an open end wrench (spanner for you britfags) with no neck, a torso,two arms with one attached backwards, two legs, no feet, and a cape drawn by a lobotomy victim.
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Wariat This one is just going smooth from inception I literally just started it like 5-10 mins ago and can tell it will be something special:

    That looks like an open end wrench (spanner for you brit fags) with a neck, torso, and one arm which was drawn by a lobotomy victim.
  15. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny because you show.

    You said I couldn't feel it. It I can't feel it I can't show it.
  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny in your esophagus.

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE So is your mom.

    Good one, I haven't heard it since the early 70's
  19. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Bottom bitch

    yore
    /yôr/
    Learn to pronounce
    noun LITERARY
    of long ago or former times (used in nostalgic or mock-nostalgic recollection).
    "a great empire in days of yore"
  20. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by ORACLE Successfully victimised^

    Yeah, you got me so good I can't even leave my porch.

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