Who? Really? I'm Mars, The Red Planet! Amazing. Truly.
I've been observing you for many years. I've seen your entire evolution.
I didn't think the Masters of Earth would evolve from monkeys but hey, shit happens right?
After observing Humanity for about 190 000 Earth years I was glad to see some intelligence and some humans actually come up with theories. Theories about human evolution.
Even though they were horrible, they somehow managed to survive.
Today humans call it "Religion", unfortunately humans created many theories which created many religions. Hinduism, Judaism, Christianity, Islam etc etc...
I'm here to tell you the truth...
ABANDON YOUR RELIGION. I'm serious. Abandon it and help the humans you call "scientists". They're on the right track.
I'm gonna give you a hint! The truth lies within what those scientists call "a black hole". As you haven't figured it out yet, you call it a singularity. The singularity will answer your questions about the Universe, about you and about me.
Bye bye!
Oh wait, also, your fucking robot is tickling me, I almost feel bad for Earth.
BEFORE THE EXPOSED DVD PROFESSOR GRIF WAS EXPOSING ILLUMINATI. HE INFLUENCE SPARKED A WHOLE DISCOVERY AND CREATED A SUBCULTURE AWARENESS OF WHAT GOES ON IN THE INDUSTRY. I WAS THERE AT BLACK AND NOBEL BEHIND CAMERA. WHEN YOU ARE ALERT YOU FALL INTO HISTORIC STUFF STAY AWAKE STAY TUNED
