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2017-09-28 at 12:08 AM UTC in gettitng mash sectonedhow we do this
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2017-09-28 at 12:07 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo rayi have a scar that only 1 other person in sheff has
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2017-09-28 at 12:06 AM UTC in WHEN PUSH COMES TO SHOVEYou all know how it is sometimes in a relationship. There you are after a couple of months/years and you say some relationship ending stuff - words get thrown back and forth and push comes to shove until the inevitable happens.
Now you somehow have to tell the police and hope they will believe you. Or do you?
Today I will be talking about the fast-rot method.
Essentially this involves placing the toothless meat head-down into the ground inside a sleeping bag after administering a live yogurt enema, and then decorating the top soil like a grave. Good for all ages of meat, and specially good for lightweight cuts we can carry with ease. The circumstances are going to be more intimate with disposal of a sex crime given that we'll almost certainly be working alone, but the principles of planning ahead and working methodically are the same as with organized crime disposal.
Obviously, we need to have scoped out a few lonely sites beforehand. Ideally we are looking for woodland not too far away from a road with soil that is relatively easy to dig. Take agardening towel on a few mid-afternoon hikes, why not? Are there dog walkers about? If so, that site is a no-go for meat buriall, too exposed, and dogs love to dig. You'll quickly determine safe spots, take it slow, don't get frustrated or dejected.
We will need, well in advance, and preferably puchased from different stores:
a full gas tank from the day before
sme snacks too eat while you are at it
sleeping bag
old lady's sharp-edged gardening shovel
pliers
garden looper
metal file/rasp
washing up liquid bottle, emptied, cleaned, filled with live yogurt
bottle of sugar cola
dog collar
small wooden cross
plastic carrying bag
change of shirt/t-shirt
small plastic rubbish bag
wet wipes
deodorant
energy drink
A sleeping bag is a good transporter for meat as it keeps fluids inside and draws less attention visually than a huge refuse sack, while fulfilling the same functions.
Strip the meat of any remaining clothes, shove meat into sleeping bag head first.
Go to toilet, you are not making any stops other than at the disposal site from when you set off to when you return.
Move the stuff to your vehicle. If you do not have a garage, move things seperatly, slowly. The more you look rushed, the more local snoops are going to remember it. They won't think twice about you flopping a sleeping bag into the trunk if you do it unhurriedly, but will mentally etch the moment they saw you darting back and forth with small bags, let alone something that looks like it could contain a body.
Drive everything to chosen site, preferably mid afternoon. You'll need light for this, and nothing draws the eye more than a flashlight in the woods at night. People tend to zone out in the afternoons as well, paying less attention to what is going on around them outside of a car window.
Take your old lady's shapr-edged gardening shovel, walk into the woods to the site, start digging diagonally down. You want to get at least two foot down with a slope the length of the sleeping bag going down another foot. Ideally, you want to make a hole vertically the depth of the sleeping bag, and if you feel confident about this, go for it, but an inclined slope with two foot of soil on top works just as well. This will take some time, don't rush it.
Why an old lady's sharp-edged gardening shovel? It's small, it is lightweight, it draws less attention visually carried at your side, and is extremely good at shallow digging.
Dug the hole?Leave the shovel, return to your vehicle, transport the sleeping bag to the hole. Return again to your vehicle, fetch the other items from list 2.
Remove meat from sleeping bag.
Now for some fun! The teeth come out of the head with the pliers, and are dropped into the sugar cola. The fingertips come off with the looper, and into the cola drink they go. Meat has tattoo? Slice that "artwork" off the body with the loopers, and then shred it over the open sleeping bag.
Apply the noozle of the washing up bottle to the anus of the meat, and empty the live yogurt inside. This is the magic ingredient that rapidly speed up decay by bacteria.
Every tool you use goes back into the carrying bag after you use it, including the washing up bottle. Keep the countryside clean (and your tools out of a forensics lab)
Back into the sleeping bag with the meat, head first.
Decant the cola junk into the sleeping bag. The sugar cola has an acid that wrecks enamel, and the sugar promotes bacterial decay all round. The reason to put the fingertips in tere is to keep track of them. The cola bottle goes back into the carrying bag.
Zip up the bag, place it head first down the slope, or head down if you've had time to dig a full height hole. This ensures gravity works in your favor as innards rot and spew out, completely covering the head with digestive mush, and removing all traces of identity.
Fill in the hole. Pat down the earth, scatter any remaining piles after the ground looks flat.
Put the pet grave cross to one side of the grave, put the collar on top of the cross.
Take the metal file, run it along the baldes of everything you have used including the shovel, return it all to the carrying bag.
You will stink after this, and almost certainly be exhausted, especially if you are not a seasoned digger. Head back to your vehicle, change your top use the wet wipes and eodorant. Pop a can of energy drink, drive home, showe, sleep. You have almost certainly just got away with murder as long as you keep your stupid mouth shut as to the specifics of your victim. Your physical association with the meat ended for you when you left the disposal site, keep it that way mentally as well.
You can dispose of the tools individually later on along with the clothing, for now their baldes will not match forensically in the highly unlikely event of immediate discovery of the body.
There are variants to this, and theoretical arguments over depth of disposal hole, when to remove the teeth, whether to remove the fingertips, whether to decant the cola mix into the beg or elsewhere, where to use lye on top of the bag to deter wild animals digging etc etc
The bottom line is there are pet graves all over remote woodlands with secrets in sleeping bags a few feet away with common pose being toothless head down, yogurt in ass up. Those are the key facots. -
2017-09-28 at 12:05 AM UTC in you sound like you won the lottery of poor pplhave some respect for the weed... it is not that by faults of you inferior ppl we must all be obliged to experience life like you do (doing nothing). Also, fuck you. You r gay, grow out of that
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2017-09-28 at 12:04 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo rayCan't believe this shit some people die over this coz no 1 can jus throw away sum riffa like that unless u ain't a stoner or u got too much ove it or u juss insane u should have gave it to us stonerz we never sober everyday all day man a nigga always high
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2017-09-28 at 12:03 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo rayI wish i had a cool job, im stuck walking into naked girls and fapping to their dirty panties and jizzing in their food when they are not home.
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2017-09-28 at 12:02 AM UTC in FUCK YOU ALL EVIL CRACKERS.police bitch get off my shit hoe ... WHITE WHITE WHITE WHITE hahahahahahahahaha yu mad cuz yu aint black bitch we fuckin mad yall lazy fucks bitch we made dis world yall dumb ass didnt know wtf
to do wit out us ples da WHITE CRACKERS loved dat black pussy if yall hated is so fuckin much yu punk fadin bitch -
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2017-09-27 at 11:11 PM UTC in FUCK YOU ALL EVIL CRACKERS.YOU KILLED MUSLIMS
YOU ENSLAVED BLACK PEOPLE
YOU PRETTY MUCH WHIPPED THE WHOLE OF THE NATIVE AMERICAN RACE
YOU TOOK AUSTRALIA FROM THE ABORIGINALS
YOU WENT TO MAY COUNTRIES AND DIDNT GIVE THEM INDEPENDENTS
YOU MAKE RACIST GROUPS LIKE KU KLUX KLAN, NATZI, WHITE SUPERMACY, RACIST FOOTBALL HOOLIGANS
YOU KILL A PERSON BECAUSE OF THEIR SKIN COLOUR
YOU HATE MEXICANS
YOU ALWAYS TARGET THE BLACK PEOPLE
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHITE PEOPLE YOU FUCKED UP? -
2017-09-27 at 11:05 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo raycustom profiles 2 bux a profile
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2017-09-27 at 10:12 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo rayWhy do people call our prophet (pbuh) terrible names like pedophile and murderer?
The prophet did not cons mate his beautiful marriage with Aisha until she reached her menses anyway they were in love!! Also, our beloved prophet only killed those who were guilty. It makes me so sad and hurts me so much to hear these terrible things about out dear prophet. (pbuh).
Why are the unbelievers so disrespectful? -
2017-09-27 at 10:11 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo raydats tiger snuff
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2017-09-27 at 10:04 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo rayfeds dont wont u to get free power from lights
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2017-09-27 at 7:15 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo rayI've been working for the government in a program call ASO (Alien survey operations). We basically survey alien activity and decode messages send to neighbouring vessels via high frequency radio signals.
Last week activity has sky rocketed and they are planning to make first contact within the next 3-4 weeks.
PLEASE do not believe anything they tell you. They will say they are your creators and have come to save us from the perils of our world. They will heal our sick and wounded, only to enslave more of the human species.
There will be a second coming of a different species who plan on saving us from the invaders (Reptilian Species). As soon as first contact is made public, please flee the cities and find salvage in rural or norther parts of the country.
Please take this warning to heart. We need to prevail as a species.
Feel free to ask me any concerning questions you have. -
2017-09-27 at 7:11 PM UTC in 10 clues1- fat people
2- losed lots of war
3- not couldnt win without european help in ww2
4- only eat a burgers
5- killings them all self with guns
6- created religeon
7- bush is murderer and warmongler
8- black president
9- not a healthcare
10- always noicey -
2017-09-27 at 7:08 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo ray
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2017-09-27 at 4:13 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo raymail him salt
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2017-09-27 at 4:07 PM UTC in Deleted posts for: voodo rayHello my fellow Pandas,
I noticed a rather large transfer (~43 LTC worth) of PND the other day on mintpal. I later noticed that the view outside my basement window seemed to indicate a sunny day with few clouds. This contradicted the weather report that stated the day would be cloudy with 60% chance of precipitation. Later, when the volume of PND/LTC lowered to normal levels, I noticed that it was indeed cloudy out and looked like it might rain.
Why would it have appeared to have been a completely different type of day while PND was being dumped by some demon? I am not one to believe in conspiracies, but I have been reading up on CIA use of lenticular printed holograms on windows to induce targets to perceive false weather conditions. This has apparently been used for economic manipulation.
This may be just myself noticing weird coincidences, but I would like to ask all Pandacoin users to pay attention to correlations between large volume transactions of PND and weather patterns outside their window. It would be preferable if you could actually falsify the possibility of false weather projections using lenticular holograms by leaving your house (I am currently unable to do so until I can verify that all entry ways to my home are not covered by government snipers, which I am unable to verify at the moment and have good reason to believe are there - unable to explain here).
Please leave your finding here in the PND bitcointalk forum. I think we may find some interesting patterns emerge. I hope to correspond with you all again at some point in the future, but I cannot make any guarantees at this point in time.
