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Posts by stupid noob

  1. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    I just started a job at a restaurant and all the servers dig me and I don't have to ask for advice about it because I'm not an autistic fuck and I can read obvious body language and speech patterns, and they have nothing to gain from being nice to me.

    Also, I didn't know you were australian. This explains a lot.
  2. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Enterita You have a fat wife as well sir

    She isn't fat anymore. She had a thyroid issue and started taking medication for it and it's fixed now.
  3. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by cupocheer Hey there, noob

    Congratulations!

    You're an old hand at this social forum stuff, huh?
    Nice to see you.

    Who are you?
  4. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Enterita You have 1 leg sir

    Yeah but I have a prosthetic leg that allows me to walk, run, work, do anything you two leggers can do. There is no such thing as a prosthetic for your face unless you start wearing makeup like a massive faggot. That would make you a double faggot.
  5. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by infinityshock he knows I don't mind sharing his ass…as long as I get my cut of whatever he's getting paid.

    $0.02 has been deposited in your account.
  6. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    I get it a fair bit, and they aren't really shy about it. Especially older women. What's funny is when I catch a bitch with a bf tryin to catch sneak peeks and shit in window reflections and shit like that, or when I ignore single ones and they do shit to get my attention. Bitch no. Not havin it fuck off.
  7. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Enterita Um, yes? I impregnated a woman and we're having a child together.

    What have you done, fag?

    You're still an ugly faggot.
  8. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    OMFG this is gold.
  9. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by RottenRobert Was 'monkey dust' responsible for this behavior?

    A man accused of killing his former girlfriend and eating parts of her body has been deemed mentally fit to stand trial by a state psychiatrist.
    Joseph Oberhansley has been in prison in September 2014, when his ex-girlfriend Tammy Jo Blanton was found dead in her home in Jeffersonville, in the US state of Indiana.
    Mr Oberhansley is accused of breaking into Ms Blanton’s house, raping her, stabbing her to death, then sawing her head and body open to eat her brain, heart and lungs.
    Despite the state psychiatrist’s decision, Mr Oberhansley’s competency can still be contested by his defence lawyers, according to prosecutors.

    lol fuck no, that happened near me, and I remember it. Dude was just straight fucking whacked the fuck out mentally.
  10. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Never gonna make it.
  11. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Maybe you're just fucking ugly.
  12. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by NARCassist it totally astounds me how much people who don't use drugs are missing out. and they're all going round thinking they've made the right choice based on total misinformation. its fucking hilarious really.



    .

    I've done every god damn drug there is and I still prefer living clean. Have fun lying to yourself and justifying your use with bullshit logic. Meanwhile I'll be working out, working a job, making money, and being happy and healthy without lying to myself or people I love, nor risking my freedom to chase some neurological shortcut to dopamine.
  13. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by Madman You have no job.

    Giving a weird drug addicted hobo creepy blowjobs dressed as a cat counts as a job right?
  14. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by HTS Yeah. Low T guys are just as sputeful, they just aren't confident enough to beat your ass over it. A high T guy is too directly violent and shitty to be called something so benign as "grumpy".

    Testosterone = violence.

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
  15. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by aldra I always assumed it was stim psychosis that encouraged people to do weird shit like that, not the direct effects

    Yup. People that are already predisposed to be violent monkeys tend to do violent shit during psychosis.
  16. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by RisiR † MDPV is absolutely insane when it comes to masturbation. It's fucking awesome but the comedown and intense psychosis it can cause suck ass.

    The drug doesn't make you a face-eater, though. But if you have any tendencies like that it could trigger them.

    Exactly. Niggers do niggardly shit on it.
  17. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    You're fuckin retarded, it's well known that it is a hypersexual drug, and the face eating was just dumb niggers being dumb niggers that the media capitalized on in order to propagandist against the drug. Have you ever even done it?
  18. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    The face eaters were niggers. It was just typical nigger behavior.
  19. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by stare rape Anything dangerous will be smelled long before tasted

    Bullshit. It's been linked with cancer in men.
  20. stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    The face eating thing is so stupid. I've done shit tons of mdpv and even shot it and the only thing I ever wanted to do was fap constantly. It's John McAfees favorite drug lol.
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