Something weird happened in the 8th grade that I just remembered.

1. 2018-08-13 at 5:36 AM UTC

   #1
   Enterita African Astronaut
   I had a "girlfriend" (that I never interacted with IRL, even though we went to the same school. We just talked on MSN and became bf/gf on that. Don't ask, we were like, 12 years old).
   
   Anyway, my friend (female) from my old school wanted to chat with her, so I gave her her addy. I said, "yo, if you talk about me, copy and paste the convo!!"
   
   anyway, she pasted it, and this was part of their convo:
   
   my "girlfriend":
   yeah i like enter, he's a really coolguy
   
   my "girlfriend":
   really ugly though
   
   my female friend:
   yeah agreed. but its whats on the inside that counts
   
   my "girlfriend":
   exactly
   
   what the fuck? I should've asked at the time; did my friend just write that in as a joke? why would she send that part of the convo to me? :(
2. 2018-08-13 at 5:40 AM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   I think you're probably right, it was a joke. They thought it was amusing that you were so self-conscious as to require a log of their conversation, and they decided to fuck with you.
3. 2018-08-13 at 5:41 AM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   that moment when ur internet gf becomes lanny and tries to cuck you over some BS
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   • Grimace
4. 2018-08-13 at 5:44 AM UTC

   #4
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Zanick I think you're probably right, it was a joke. They thought it was amusing that you were so self-conscious as to require a log of their conversation, and they decided to fuck with you.

   
   Hmm that's a possibility. Like, "let's say something fucked if he wants us to copy and paste it".
5. 2018-08-13 at 8:29 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   or maybe your friend liked you and wanted to be more than friends so put that in to split you and the other girl up.
   
   
   
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6. 2018-08-13 at 10:02 AM UTC

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   stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
   Maybe you're just fucking ugly.
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   • xy0
7. 2018-08-13 at 10:15 AM UTC

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   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by stupid noob Maybe you're just fucking ugly.

   
   now listen here, that argument doesnt have two legs to stand on!
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   • NARCassist
8. 2018-08-13 at 2:26 PM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Have you tried not being a faggot?
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   • stupid noob
9. 2018-08-13 at 2:28 PM UTC

   #9
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano Have you tried not being a faggot?

   
   Um, yes? I impregnated a woman and we're having a child together.
   
   What have you done, fag?
10. 2018-08-13 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #10
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    She liked you even though you were considered ugly. How exactly is this a problem?
11. 2018-08-13 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #11
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    not a penis inspection day thread
    
    weird
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    • the pat-man
12. 2018-08-13 at 4:13 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Sophie She liked you even though you were considered ugly. How exactly is this a problem?

    
    I wish I had your outlook on life.
13. 2018-08-13 at 5:07 PM UTC

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    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by RisiR † I wish I had your outlook on life.

    
    You can if you really want to.
14. 2018-08-13 at 5:26 PM UTC

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    RisiR † 29 Autism
    How?
15. 2018-08-13 at 6 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

    Originally posted by A College Professor that moment when ur internet gf becomes lanny and tries to cuck you over some BS

    
    Ahahahahahhahaa!
16. 2018-08-13 at 6:29 PM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enterita Um, yes? I impregnated a woman and we're having a child together.
    
    What have you done, fag?

    
    You're still an ugly faggot.
17. 2018-08-14 at 1:28 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stupid noob You're still an ugly faggot.

    
    You have 1 leg sir
18. 2018-08-14 at 2:53 AM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enterita You have 1 leg sir

    
    Yeah but I have a prosthetic leg that allows me to walk, run, work, do anything you two leggers can do. There is no such thing as a prosthetic for your face unless you start wearing makeup like a massive faggot. That would make you a double faggot.
19. 2018-08-14 at 2:57 AM UTC

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    Enterita African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stupid noob Yeah but I have a prosthetic leg that allows me to walk, run, work, do anything you two leggers can do. There is no such thing as a prosthetic for your face unless you start wearing makeup like a massive faggot. That would make you a double faggot.

    
    You have a fat wife as well sir
20. 2018-08-14 at 3:03 AM UTC

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    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]

    Originally posted by Enterita You have a fat wife as well sir

    
    She isn't fat anymore. She had a thyroid issue and started taking medication for it and it's fixed now.