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2017-09-24 at 3:25 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe KaneAdam Savage
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2017-09-24 at 3:23 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe KaneYou're a thought
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2017-09-24 at 1:48 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kanedid not read
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2017-09-24 at 1:47 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
Originally posted by CASPER I think theres only two logical conclusions
1. He realized that he'll never have any chance at any sort of fulfillment in life unless he cuts the cord with this "community" and builds some substantial friendships and relationshipos IRL, or decided he would go on hiatus for a few months until he was in the swing of school and everything….. in which case I could not be prouder of my aspie internet-son.
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2. (And these are both equally as possible, so I put them together) He started going to school and due to assburgers and inability to read normal social cues, put his hand on a chicks leg (not likely), or said something inappropriate bordering on illegal (a lot more likely)or said something to someone that he shouldnt have, and ended up getting the shit kicked out of him. Or he went out on one of his homemade "drug cocktails" and cheap discount rack white wine, he went rambling about town, started yelling at the "pitiful normies", got the police called, they determined he was indeed intoxicated, and ended up in jail. Maybe they found something on him. Or he took my advice and tried to score actual drugs/ went to a massage parlor and got caught up in a raid, and not having any irl friends to post bail for him, he mightve called his (secondary, of lesser importance) parents who now have him in their less-loving embrace.
Or he tried to sell gold coins again to the guy he was talking about that he met before, and since he was buttered up so well during the first meeting, with the buyer getting him all druk and taking him to a strip club, this time, the buyer called up a couple of sherm smoking OG niggers to pocket check our lil vato.
E: In b4 "thats not two dude". #2 is all a result of his hikkikomori-ness/ sperg and inability to read peoples intentions.
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2017-09-24 at 1:36 AM UTC in Altruism is the true nature of mankind
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2017-09-24 at 1:35 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-24 at 1:34 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane*Slaps knee*
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2017-09-24 at 1:33 AM UTC in Altruism is the true nature of mankindYes you did don't lie
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2017-09-24 at 1:33 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe KaneYou have the metabolism of a zimmy
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2017-09-24 at 1:27 AM UTC in Altruism is the true nature of mankindWhy Your Church Giving Is In Decline
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2017-09-24 at 1:25 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe KanekREEPY K AY SIM IM HER FAVORITE!!!!!
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2017-09-24 at 1:08 AM UTC in Altruism is the true nature of mankind
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2017-09-24 at 12:47 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-24 at 12:46 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-24 at 12:44 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-24 at 12:43 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-24 at 12:40 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
Originally posted by The Self Taught Man
If you had to live even a few hours of scrawny brand pain and suffering you would scream in terror so loud it would damage your voicebox and end your life as quickly and brutally as possible just so you could get the fuck out of that dimension.
Cheer up champ, you have tits and a child.
Nothing with tits even wants to look at me/talk to me and any children I have are forcibly removed from my life in every possible way so their origins can never be traced back to my DNA, its better to just lie. Them knowing the truth would only confuse and frighten them.
You guys rip on Bill Krozby so much but he is in the court system and people discuss his offspring (even if it is in a negative light), I think you people are pathetic, there are multiple families and basically an entire population of people that spends way more every than any of you keeping me out of their lives, out of sight and mind and spending lots of time and energy ignoring, forgetting and making up lies. Nobody talks about the things I'm involved in, even thinking about them is too bad, they would not dare think about such things. There is a beautiful baby girls life at stake if they do.
A lot of time and energy went into making sure nobody finds out what horrible things I have done, people have been covering up my mistakes ever since I was born, my entire life is chaos and destruction, God blessed even, or perhaps demonic blessings, the true nature of triangles created me to destroy, I am a child of Shiva.
Without destruction you humans would never have anything to improve or defend against.
Post last edited by SCronaldo_J_Trump at 2017-05-23T19:35:21.889343+00:00
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2017-09-24 at 12:39 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-24 at 12:38 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe Kane
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2017-09-24 at 12:34 AM UTC in Deleted posts for: Joe KaneReplace everything with X Z Δ
