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  1. she shouldve shot you first
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  2. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    I'm glad.
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  3. Originally posted by 霍比特人 cry harder dude. What's your major in, history?

    interior design
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  4. RestStop Space Nigga
    Sounds like heartburn tbh.
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  5. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Ocassionally but thats the leat of my worries. I get shakes and naseua the most. Thats why ive been cutting back drinking.
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  6. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It could win many emmys.

    Thoughts?
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  7. cry harder dude. What's your major in, history?
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  8. Or is it heart trouble?

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  9. Originally posted by mmQ Granted but its only magic power is that it can turn into a sack of shit.

    I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.

    Granted, but all your family and pets die

    I wish I had a deathnote
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  10. ur always dieing man whats up
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  11. bling bling Dark Matter
    :~{
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  12. Originally posted by Wasp Sugar Having a big screen to watch porn on is always better. Not to mention the full keyboard so you can type perverted compound phrases as fast as your brain can think them up.

    10/10
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  13. Originally posted by cerakote >not using your phone for porn so you can jerk off in bed like a real person

    do people literally unironically actually really sit in their desk chair when they beat their dick??

    Oh wow, um, two part answer.

    Why would I jack off using a tiny ass screen unless I was scared of my parents coming in? Do you even open multiple tabs? Phone meth wanking is like a desperate last resort. Something you do in a Jack in the Box bathroom, not in the comfort of your own home.

    Having a big screen to watch porn on is always better. Not to mention the full keyboard so you can type perverted compound phrases as fast as your brain can think them up.

    Also, bringing a laptop to bed for fapping is more than possible.

    I actually did do that a lot, but after a while, laying on your bed for 17 hours straight while masturbating and craning your neck can be rough on your back and neck.

    Sitting in the upright position, intermittently leaning back in a reclining office chair, is the optimal position for meth fuelled masturbatory sessions.

    you'll learn.
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  14. Originally posted by mashlehash Quit stalling, my bread.


    lol
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by 霍比特人 I wish I had a magic lamp

    Granted but its only magic power is that it can turn into a sack of shit.

    I wish I could fuck all the baddest bitches across the globe.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick Wheres their nose?

    He was a chin
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  17. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by greenplastic What's the mechanism that prevents you from being born if you lack the potential to be a genius?

    Natural selection.
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  18. I wish I had a magic lamp
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  19. Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick


    The Dissociator effect.

    true.
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  20. Originally posted by greenplastic why in gods name would you do lsa when 1p-lsd and ald-52 are god tier drugs available easily over the clearnet?

    The Dissociator effect.
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