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2017-07-06 at 11:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist just a word of advice mate. girls are creeped out by weirdo's. very few want to fuck them.
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All malice has to do is manipulate them into it. The trick is to go for the young and ugly ones with low self esteem.
Were he a woman he could just get pregnant and trap them into a relationship.
Or he can be a sugar daddy. People love a good sugar daddy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-06 at 11:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by cerakote >not using your phone for porn so you can jerk off in bed like a real person
do people literally unironically actually really sit in their desk chair when they beat their dick??
Oh wow, um, two part answer.
Why would I jack off using a tiny ass screen unless I was scared of my parents coming in? Do you even open multiple tabs? Phone meth wanking is like a desperate last resort. Something you do in a Jack in the Box bathroom, not in the comfort of your own home.
Having a big screen to watch porn on is always better. Not to mention the full keyboard so you can type perverted compound phrases as fast as your brain can think them up.
Also, bringing a laptop to bed for fapping is more than possible.
I actually did do that a lot, but after a while, laying on your bed for 17 hours straight while masturbating and craning your neck can be rough on your back and neck.
Sitting in the upright position, intermittently leaning back in a reclining office chair, is the optimal position for meth fuelled masturbatory sessions.
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2017-07-06 at 11:18 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-06 at 11:47 PM UTCI'm thinking about titling my memoir "Shitposting the Years Away".
Originally posted by Captain Falcon
You should have read about the old guy she's taking care of, it's incredible how fucked up, lazy, dysfunctional, and disgusting he is. I swear, he could be a character in 120 Days in Sodom or something. Jesus christ, this is a great example of why assisted suicide should be legal. Just give him a peaceful exit, he probably doesn't really want to live anyway and won't tell anyone about it, lost the will to live a long time ago and became passively suicidal.
Put my ear muffs on and clocked myself at 700 words per minute. I wasn't even at full speed reading rate, but taking in every word, a high comprehension rate. Would have been faster with my ear plugs as well.
Really curious about what I could reach once I get around to picking up the wraparound sunglasses I bought and modifying them into the type used my competitive memorizers, but probably with larger holes: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/02/20/magazine/mind-secrets.html
They use ear muffs and plugs as well, as do I.
Everyone should give it a try for reading, at least muffs + plugs, instead of trying to multitask, adding "noise" and introducing an array of negative neurological factors from reading or having the TV on or something. It isn't a problem if you don't have ADD or willpower issues and genuinely enjoy/have an interest in what you're reading.
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2017-07-06 at 11:50 PM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I'm thinking about titling my memoir "Shitposting the Years Away".
Put my ear muffs on and clocked myself at 700 words per minute. I wasn't even at full speed reading rate, but taking in every word, a high comprehension rate. Would have been faster with my ear plugs as well.
Really curious about what I could reach once I get around to picking up the wraparound sunglasses I bought and modifying them into the type used my competitive memorizers, but probably with larger holes: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2011/02/20/magazine/mind-secrets.html
They use ear muffs and plugs as well, as do I.
Everyone should give it a try for reading, at least muffs + plugs, instead of trying to multitask, adding "noise" and introducing an array of negative neurological factors from reading or having the TV on or something. It isn't a problem if you don't have ADD or willpower issues and genuinely enjoy/have an interest in what you're reading.
I like to have music on while i do stuff. In fact i always have music on.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-07 at 12 AM UTCLanny already posted this song in a thread before the lyrics do be fly tho':
and i listened to pump fake 3000 times and wished i could find my place, my generation.
sitting home alone after a fucking shitty show where no one showed up like they said they would.
and now we're grown ups. we're fucking grown up. with a bummed out swan song wasted on closed ears.
fuck this fuck everything no one even cares i wish they would care.
i hope that i die so people might listen to the songs i write, or wrote.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-07-07 at 12:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 When I do go to China I'm going to take a picture of the great wall and we can see how it compares
Ooh, nice one.
This could make a good user title for Hydro: The great wall of text
Interesting note: This abnormal/atypical writing style is actually far more common among people with aspergers. If you go to the aspie subreddit or wrongplanet and look at posts/threads you may come across multiple people that write like this. It's been noted that aspies often great difficulty with concise writing because they have some sort of deficit, I don't know what neurological basis might cause it, in telling what's truly important to keep in. I may have had a similar problem as a child.
A large part if it likely stems from the GABA/glutamate imbalance and excess synapses which causes abnormally high neurological activity. We tend to constantly be in (deep) thought or at least repeatedly get lost in it, go on these trains of thought about things that come up in our lives or just ideas that pop up in our heads, things we wonder about. There's an incredible amount of analyzation that goes on, rumination, theorizing, considering an immense amount of possibilities, connecting information, introspection. Along with that our thoughts can be far more rapid than normal, just a rapid fire chain, or a continual stream branching off into related connections. The introversion that's far more common, which can reach levels at the extreme end of human variation (me), also affects this, giving us far more time to think. Another factor is the extreme hyper-systemizing and low emotionality high rationality many have, along with other personality and lifestyle variables, always having been outsiders, independent thinkers, which leads to us having far lower concern for the insubstantial fixations common among the masses (sports, celebrities, pop music, gossip, that sort of shit, even other people in general), so our mind, our thoughts, can have a far higher fixation on our special interests, on information we consider important/value, than the normal person.
Man, I'm great at analysis. I should put this to use. I wonder what career would be a good fit for this. I could probably excel in a relevant field of study/major and eventually make bank with financial analysis if I really wanted to. Oh, nevermind, I can't concentrate for shit unless I'm genuinely interested in something and there are tons of traits I have that would make this a terrible fit; I'd underperform or burn out so fast. That and I have an unusually low drive for money, am incredibly uninterested in and unmotivated by it. -
2017-07-07 at 12:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 When I do go to China I'm going to take a picture of the great wall and we can see how it compares
Ooh, nice one.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Pretty much.
LIfe has been really, really fucking hard since these seizures began… since all this shit began… OMFG.
Psst, along with being one of the most powerful drugs for anxiety, without the long term problems of benzos, Nardil should also lower the seizure threshold considerably due to the long lasting effect of GABA-T inhibition and increased GABA levels in the brain. You and PoC should definitely get on it if you can one day. Someone contacted me on Reddit and told me they had a serious goal of acquiring Nardil powder on the private market, I think I passed on along some info I had. It should be pretty cheap if they pull it off. I'll contact them and ask for an update.
Also, I forgot to mention, there's no reason why you can't have borderline personality disorder as well as aspergers.
You should really have PoC take the autism quotient test one day, he shows numerous strong symptoms, although of course it could be a coincidence or an overlap with something else. There's a lot of data showing that people tend to be attracted to others like themselves and that these are the relationships most likely to succeed, that last the longest. The same is true for aspies, but I don't know PoC well enough and I don't know if you see similarities in him, think of him this way. -
2017-07-07 at 12:21 AM UTCLOAF N JUG
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2017-07-07 at 12:34 AM UTCAnd to think, this guy used to be one of our funniest posters
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2017-07-07 at 12:39 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-07-07 at 12:40 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 When I do go to China I'm going to take a picture of the great wall and we can see how it compares
Ooh, nice one.
Originally posted by hydromorphone Pretty much.
LIfe has been really, really fucking hard since these seizures began… since all this shit began… OMFG.
Psst, along with being one of the most powerful drugs for anxiety, without the long term problems of benzos, Nardil should also lower the seizure threshold considerably due to the long lasting effect of GABA-T inhibition and increased GABA levels in the brain. You and PoC should definitely get on it if you can one day. Someone contacted me on Reddit and told me they had a serious goal of acquiring Nardil powder on the private market, I think I passed on along some info I had. It should be pretty cheap if they pull it off. I'll contact them and ask for an update.
Also, I forgot to mention, there's no reason why you can't have borderline personality disorder as well as aspergers.
You should really have PoC take the autism quotient test one day, he shows numerous strong symptoms, although of course it could be a coincidence or an overlap with something else. There's a lot of data showing that people tend to be attracted to others like themselves and that these are the relationships most likely to succeed, that last the longest. The same is true for aspies, but I don't know PoC well enough and I don't know if you see similarities in him, think of him this way.
Originally posted by RestStop Also this :
I wonder, what if women with big butts evolved to prefer larger penises because the size of the buttocks limits full insertion due to creating a barrier, slamming into them when trying to go balls deep. Doggy style is actually the natural sex position of humans and the standard among hunter gatherers. I could see various other factors as well. Fertility leading to a greater desire for pregnancy, the full penetration of a long penis possibly increasing the chance of this. Higher sex drive leading to a greater preference for this, studies suggested that there's a genuine preference in general among women, which affects their perception of physical/sexual attraction, particularly during ovulation and generally affected by hormone levels. The association with masculinity and androgen levels. Oh, and the shape of the head of the penis may have actually evolved because it considerably increases the amount of semen that can be scooped out by it. No, really, it may sound disgusting, but our ancestral species were fucking filthy and probably had considerably higher sex drives and mating frequency, the females likely had more mates, there was less monogamy, if any. Of course attractive/big butted women are going to attract far more mates, likely mate with more individuals, particularly in our evolutionary past, so it makes sense that larger peni would have an advantage here as well.
This would be kind of funny if true, because in a way it would suggest that men with small peni may be fucked, at least in terms of long term retention and the risk of affair. Well, no, we do wear clothes now, women's perceptions in particular, visual in this case, can be greatly inaccurate and affected by the circumstances and emotion, they can't accurately judge the size of an objected in their vagina at all, the size of the va jay jay isn't that large, on average, particularly the segment that's most sensitive, there being a large reduction past that, and of course the whole "It's how you use it" factor.
Would still be funny to post this somewhere and give betas, manlets, fuglies, forever alones, people insecure about their penis size, and other sexual/dating market disadvantaged types yet another reason to feel hopeless and insecure. Oh, incels! Yes, these would be the best audience for my theory. It's going to piss them off and depress them so much.
Hey, research, that's where my analyzation ability could be immensely useful. Just pumping out ideas for papers, theories that should be studied/researched, writing critiques.
I don't want to do it, though, researching and writing papers a major pain in the ass, you're generally limited to what you majored in, getting a PhD is horrible, generally a terrible choice and path in life for the vast majority (The vast majority aren't able to get into academia, let alone a good university, and barely produce any papers), and there are numerous problems with academia, not having the freedom to choose what you really want to research most of the time.
If possible I would prefer to just write outlines, an analysis and writeup of the theory that doesn't have a depth suitable for publication, along with supporting research I either find or remember with my autsim powers, and just make it available for anyone that wants to complete it to do so as long as they provide credit. I could assist them, have access to in progress and early drafts, send criticisms, suggestions, supporting evidence/papers I find. -
2017-07-07 at 12:45 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Ooh, nice one.
Psst, along with being one of the most powerful drugs for anxiety, without the long term problems of benzos, Nardil should also lower the seizure threshold considerably due to the long lasting effect of GABA-T inhibition and increased GABA levels in the brain. You and PoC should definitely get on it if you can one day. Someone contacted me on Reddit and told me they had a serious goal of acquiring Nardil powder on the private market, I think I passed on along some info I had. It should be pretty cheap if they pull it off. I'll contact them and ask for an update.
Also, I forgot to mention, there's no reason why you can't have borderline personality disorder as well as aspergers.
You should really have PoC take the autism quotient test one day, he shows numerous strong symptoms, although of course it could be a coincidence or an overlap with something else. There's a lot of data showing that people tend to be attracted to others like themselves and that these are the relationships most likely to succeed, that last the longest. The same is true for aspies, but I don't know PoC well enough and I don't know if you see similarities in him, think of him this way.
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2017-07-07 at 12:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Needledick_Needledick_Needledick This hangover
Maybe I should be a fag and go to the hospital or something. I could shit & piss myself to make it seem legit.
Pro-tip: If you're ever and the ER and don't want to wait or are sick of waiting, just pretend to pass out. They'll take you in ASAP.
It's a dick move because there could be someone with serious issues who you'll crowd out, it's not like it's arbitrary or they're just doing it to be lazy, dicks, or piss you off (Hmm, I don't know, the system could well be flawed and inefficient, but, hmm, I doubt it. It's too regimented/regulated, well researched, and one of the most important institutions there is.). So you could end up making someone suffer, worsen their ailment or cause long-term or even permanent problems, maybe even die.
It's easy to just avoid thinking about these things, though, let your rational self-interest take over. Hours in that incredibly unpleasant, disease/infection, some treatment resistant, environment, bored as shit, having to put with whatever your problem is. My life above all others, ultimately. Unleash your inner Ayn Rand! -
2017-07-07 at 1:11 AM UTCThe song of my people.
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2017-07-07 at 2:14 AM UTC
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2017-07-07 at 2:15 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice He only had that job because his father gave it to him, did it because he wanted to fit in, hated it, and didn't even do anything, just pretended to work!
That nigga went HAM when it came to hookers and blow though. That side of him is covered more extensively in the book than the movie. -
2017-07-07 at 2:22 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice I'm thinking about using my newfound sexual prowess/powers to become a sex legend in the bay area, using a viagra spray to rapidly achieve and maintain rock hard erections. My plan is to start of small, relying on word of mouth, particularly at college, possibly targeting the girls optimal for this, then move on from there, possibly locating and joining/participating in sex clubs, networking with swingers and other sex centered individual arrangements, as long as there isn't a serious risk of STDs (Stick to middle class or higher educated whites and east-asians, don't go full homo, avoid super-sluts and nutjobs).
Then I'll launch a extensively planned and detailed marketing campaign online, utilizing certain subreddits to attract or seduce the highest quality women I can find, and finally creating the harem I deserve, living the anime protagonist dream IRL. I damn well deserve it after 27 years of complete celibacy and isolation, never so much as having held hands or gone on a date (By choice). If there's anyone who should be given the blessing of other men, not elicit jealousy, insults, or attempted sabotage toward, it's me. I've had such a joyless life filled with suffering. Do you know how terrible it is to be a*utistic? You've observed me for years, can you imagine what a horror it would be to be me?
I'm unable to come right now due to inorgasmia and can last forever with it still feeling good, anyone want to meet up?
Hmm, that could be a good strategy for casual sex, especially if I got in shape again/took steroids and posted new pics. Yeah, I could also post about having read "She Comes First", which is a very good book about giving women oral sex, my sexual skills in general. unfortunately I don't actually have any experience and even I would consider lying unethical.
I don't know, there's a good chance I could end up freaking out due to extreme isolation, psychological factors, and a hardcore case of the tism. Intimacy (not exclusive to sex) is my greatest fear. Then again, my level of detachment could greatly help if it doesn't occur, how I actually become far calmer and behave more neurotypical during intense situations, but I don't know if this applies to sex.
I genuinely believe I could ace my first time simply through sheer strategic ability, my grasp of psychology, machiavellianism, analyzation ability, sensory hypersensitivity and very high level of awareness. I've read and know what idiotic mistakes to avoid, they're pretty obvious. -
2017-07-07 at 2:34 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 Malice did you use any steroids when you were heavy into working out? Recently read that testosterone alone (without exercise) can increase muscle mass and I thought that was pretty incredible. I've been working out on/off for the last year or so and I'm seeing GAINS but I can't help but wonder what it'd be like with the cheat code.
I wouldn't though. I fucking hate needles.
Yeah, but only enough test to get me to a normal level. I had my sex hormones tested and it was abnormally low, which explains why it was so hard to gain mass, although my strength was decent, but it could have risen a lot faster with what an absurd amount of research I put into weight lifting and everything related to it (Diet, supplements, health in general, sleep/recovery). I also should have used an aromatase inhibitor, foregoing one was really foolish, but fortunately I didn't get gyno or anything. It's possible that higher estrogen made me more depressed.
Fuck, my levels were literally that of an 80 year old man and I still made decent gains relative to most, who just end up quitting or utterly fail. If you take into account how much of an improvement a proper cycle would have made, I could have fucking exploded. It's not an exaggeration to say that I could have had a super saiyan transformation (hyperbole, of course).
Work through your fear. Why let it own you? It's worth it because the benefits are so immense. In terms of cost (not merely monetary) and benefit, this is one of the best investments/decisions you could make.
I have a fear of injury, but learning how to do it was easy and I never had an incident. You can even inject some steroids, testosterone at least, subcutaneously. which I started doing, using insulin syringes. There are benefits to this, it may be superior to IM. Another thing is that intramuscular injections are remarkably safe, as long as what you're injecting is as well. They're so safe that some top global health organizations don't even recommend bothering to disinfect the skin first. I'm not kidding, it sounds absurd, but it's true. It really isn't a big deal or painful, and it doesn't take long.
Orals are not an option, btw. Either IM or don't bother using steroids. SARMs are taken orally, and there are some powerful ones. I think LGD-4033 may be the most powerful, but I'm not sure. They aren't anywhere near as powerful as steroids, but they definitely do provide a considerable boost.
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2017-07-07 at 2:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by 霍比特人 All malice has to do is manipulate them into it. The trick is to go for the young and ugly ones with low self esteem.
Were he a woman he could just get pregnant and trap them into a relationship.
Or he can be a sugar daddy. People love a good sugar daddy.
they love sugar daddies coz they're rich, so i doubt he could afford that tho.
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