Originally posted by Kinkou
bet the lil beetch asked for it
Paid $20 for it
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Not now Bradley.
Also I’d like to note this thread really missed the point of the female gaze.
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Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
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Originally posted by Kinkou
In the great words of Sancho, cottdamn mamacita can a pleya hit it one time
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If you go to a doctor they can do an ECG to check out your heart's electrical function or send you to a hospital to get one done.
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How do I get into the women's secret society?
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Biden is a fucking idiot. and Trump will fuck the middle class and make his rich friends richer
everyone should just set themselves on fire all at once. big cook out festival come November
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HMU in DM I will help you lose weight and make you cut on cam for my sexual pleasure. Only if you’re underage though ❤️
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Originally posted by Kinkou
remember all those times I asked to be friends
and you put me on your block and kill list?
lol
It’s kind of funny because as a fellow aspie I feel like you’re exactly the friend she needs and wants. But that’s ok. I’d rather not share you as a bestie.
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I feel like I'm going to die soon, not tonight but maybe within the month. My heart feels worse.
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Originally posted by Kinkou
beetch my skin doesnt need a bunch of poison to look perfect
It’s actually true. I stopped using any products other than cleanser and moisturizer and my skin has been perfect. Even the expensive makeup still breaks you out.
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Originally posted by Kinkou
he's into being dominated, I bet he's tried and tested this, tried to even get me in a damn catsuit
He's the new Malice
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Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
In a small town mildly bleak.
Lived a man named Fonaplats, meek
He spent his days in a drug-induced haze
Doing heroin in a neverending craze
He would take pictures of his poop
And suck big black dick to get his goop.
Of fellow addicts to give him a high
With each passing day, he would slowly die
But one fateful day, he hit bridge bottom
Realizing his life was filled with sorrow and boredom
He made the decision to get clean
And turned his life around to be seen
He bought his girlfriend Chell a couch
A symbol of his newfound self-doubt
No longer wasting his money on useless things
He started to spread his financial wings
Fona became a good friend to all
Despite his past, he always stood tall
He shared his story of recovery
And became an inspiration to many
Now a successful father and employed
He no longer feels all paranoid
He plays video games all night long
And shows others that they too can be strong
A role model to men in need
Fona proves that with determination and deed
One can overcome the darkest of days
And live a fulfilling life in many ways
So here's to Fonaplats, a nigga reborn
From a loser to a winner, not to be torn
May his story inspire others to see
That change is possible, for you and for me
I look up to Fona and his journey
His resilience and strength, like a jedi attorney
I strive to be like him in many ways
But with better spending habits for all my days.
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Originally posted by Dirtbag
I cr but it was a waste of my life. It was about these Asian men that come to an erotic massage place late at night, and one by one they're picked off for the viewing pleasure of the tiny dick owner. The girls are forced to castrate them all. One has some thing inserted in her vag that castrates them during sex. One if the girls falls in love with one of the men and tries to save him, resulting in a very bloody shooting scene in the reception area. At the end when the man she loves is dying he wants to show her a picture of his mother for some reason and she says she recognises his mother, that she had also been a whore. The man dies in horror. I don't think anyone lives cr.
Originally posted by Dirtbag
When I was a 15yr old bat I'd watch B-horror movies every night to 2am. Its probably why I'm the way I am.
Are you sure that wasn't a snuff film lol
Originally posted by Kinkou
do these things actually even exist lol
Yeah, they do exist. From what i've seen the bathrooms most likely to have them would be in sex toy stores
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
I used to skip smoke weed outside a toilet block that's now been demolished, at the time it was a popular cottaging spot but two me it just a shelter where i could roll spliffs out of the rain.
Imagine a horrible cement cubicle smelling of piss and strong bleach and shity low grade cannabis resin.
Anyway it took me years to realise it was a spot for guys but I remember there use dto be disgruntled old men hanging round
TL;DR
I COULD OF BEEN RAPED IN MY SCHOOL UNIFORM.
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POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Lanny Lanny
what is it like riding a snow mobile. is it like a motorcycle or a water craft?
a trail sled is like a motorcycle or drift car
a powder sled is more like a jet ski cuz ur out on open deep snow carving turns or a mud truck cuz ur down in the shit trying not to get stuck. or a hill climbing off road 190 hp rocket ship capable of going where no man has gone before.
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Originally posted by Lanny Lanny
You fucking cat lovers make me sick. a Dog is super loyal. I dont hate cats but I would pick a dog over a cat any day of the week.
try and get a cat to lick peanut butter off your balls. your balls would get rekt!
FLMAO
You know how rough a cats tongue is?
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2024-07-04 at 7:25 AM UTC
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Look at him
he looks like Dobby from the Harry Potter films
you have odd tastes
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Originally posted by Kinks
she's missing because she realized Fox was after me
oops
I tend to have this effect on females
you are a dadsnatcher
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