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Posts That Were Thanked by Kinkou

  1. 2024-07-19 at 4:21 PM UTC in Crowdstrike anti-malware breaking Windows PCs this morning
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol crowdstrike. Honestly most large outfits in the security space are basically cargo cultist chimps with keyboards imo. I worked for a mid size security company for a while, all the brains in the org were in the c-suite or sales (shocking, I know) who outsourced everything to vietnam supervised by a handful of onshore people who either didn’t know what they were doing or had given up trying to do anything more than make the sales material not be sufficiently untrue so as to open the company up to litigation
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  2. 2024-07-19 at 2:55 PM UTC in Crowdstrike anti-malware breaking Windows PCs this morning
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    BitLocker is Microsoft's encryption tool, and it makes a device's storage inaccessible without a recovery key. As such, trying to work through some of the current recovery options on a modern device will likely require the use of that recovery key. Pity the administrators who dutifully kept a list of those keys on a secure server share, only to find that the server is also now showing a screen of baleful blue.

    Another Redditor posted: "They sent us a patch but it required we boot into safe mode.

    "We can't boot into safe mode because our BitLocker keys are stored inside of a service that we can't login to because our AD is down.
    https://www.theregister.com/2024/07/19/admin_crowdstrike_update_mess/

    LMAO some organisations have encrypted themselves out of their own systems.
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  3. 2024-07-19 at 8:07 AM UTC in Crowdstrike anti-malware breaking Windows PCs this morning
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    oh I was wondering why Crowdstrike sounded familiar, they're those retards that insisted Russia hacked the 2016 US election.

    lol fags
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  4. 2024-07-19 at 6:32 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    10,000 uSD
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  5. 2024-07-18 at 12:43 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    ner vegas African Astronaut


    Pepe Escobar's a shitposter too
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  6. 2024-07-18 at 3:44 AM UTC in Kafka has rejected me
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Dirtbag The most decent people here after me are Candy, Scron and Wariat. Though I'm not compatible with them. Scron is on thin ice for not being a feminist. Wariat is on thin ice for spamming me.

    'a convicted child molester who continually spams his weird, meth-fueled fantasies is one of the only decent people here.

    and by decent I mean he's about the only person who doesn't challenge the retarded opinions I constantly vomit onto the site because he's too busy with his own'
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  7. 2024-07-18 at 1:33 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kinkou I AM THINKING

    everything has been very stressful recently

    but it is getting better


    <3

    HEALING
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  8. 2024-07-17 at 2:37 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow Fuck, dude. I'm losing my mind. The right's gone all cancel culture-y after the shooting. I always knew on some level that I was politically homeless being a freeze peach troon and all, but man… if the right doesn't even value speech anymore, that's basically it. It's ogre. Everyone's a censorious scold when you scratch the surface just a little.

    Not that this directly affects me, being in Canada and all, but like… the run on cultural effects are not good. I feel like the only way to restore balance is if someone assassinates Biden and then Trump (and it has to be in that order). Turn the system off and back on again.

    I dunno why you're surprised, whoever's in power is going to use that power to attack their ideological enemies
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  9. 2024-07-17 at 2:26 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Fuck, dude. I'm losing my mind. The right's gone all cancel culture-y after the shooting. I always knew on some level that I was politically homeless being a freeze peach troon and all, but man... if the right doesn't even value speech anymore, that's basically it. It's ogre. Everyone's a censorious scold when you scratch the surface just a little.

    Not that this directly affects me, being in Canada and all, but like... the run on cultural effects are not good. I feel like the only way to restore balance is if someone assassinates Biden and then Trump (and it has to be in that order). Turn the system off and back on again.
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  10. 2024-07-16 at 11:59 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I sensed the anger in her so I made her a Sith Lord


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  11. 2024-07-15 at 8:59 PM UTC in The Autism Quotient Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.
    Elbow African Astronaut
    I'm basically a normie.



    But apparently I have become more autistic over the years:
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man It was a joke, Malice. The joke being I have a social life.



    I can't tell if I meant the idea that I have a social life is a joke (because I did not), or if I was pretending to have a social life.
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  12. 2024-07-14 at 1:55 PM UTC in Donald Trump just got shot
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
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  13. 2024-07-14 at 12:04 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
    ner vegas African Astronaut
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  14. 2024-07-13 at 7:09 PM UTC in Donald needs to take a hint
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Elbow Shhhhh. Cats are pure and good. Cats should be cared for and pampered. This is not just the toxoplasma gondii speaking.

    I love them, I have too many, but I'm not gonna pretend they're not little monsters
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  15. 2024-07-12 at 4:26 PM UTC in Jesus Christ
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kinkou someone tell me what happened to the cat, I'm not gonna read all this shit

    A forum user named "Dirtbag African Astronaut" is embroiled in a conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira. The tension began when the neighbors, who own a dog, started calling Akira's name, seemingly to antagonize Dirtbag. In response, Dirtbag considered practicing archery toward the neighbors' house, escalating the conflict. Dirtbag plans to install CCTV due to the frequent barking of the neighbors' dog at night. There are suspicions that Dirtbag might have stolen Akira from the neighbors or another house with many cats.

    Other forum members have weighed in on the situation. "Donald Trump Black Hole" references the "Prime Directive" from Star Trek, suggesting non-interference, while "CandyRein Black Hole" advises Dirtbag to calm down. Supportive users like "Warcry" and "Lanny Lanny" offer understanding and help. The conversation contains strong language and heated exchanges, with some users proposing violent solutions and others urging caution. Concerns about the escalating tension and potential for violence are shared by many participants.

    **TL;DR:** A forum user named Dirtbag African Astronaut is in a heated conflict with neighbors over their cat, Akira, leading to escalating tensions, CCTV plans, and divided advice from other forum members ranging from violence to caution.
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  16. 2024-07-12 at 4:10 PM UTC in Jesus Christ
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinkou someone tell me what happened to the cat, I'm not gonna read all this shit

    The cat came back and is fine I think. She’s still plotting to kill her neighbors
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  17. 2024-07-12 at 3:52 PM UTC in Please suggest a user title for me.
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    dog lover, geologist
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  18. 2024-07-11 at 11:12 PM UTC in Introduce weekly bans for shitposters
    Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga
    shit posting and fellow shit posters is why im here.
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  19. 2024-07-11 at 4:19 AM UTC in I miss my bf
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by Dirtbag He didn't tell you about the other pic?
    Is it your stretched asshole? I want a pic of 3 fingers in there
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  20. 2024-07-11 at 4:06 AM UTC in I miss my bf
    Crispy reverse pedophile
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