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  1. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    It looks like pizza hut rejected you based on the quality of your car.
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  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    "I don't want to depress people."

    Then stop making videos you stupid bitch!
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  3. cerakote African Astronaut
    what do you call a 20 year old who drinks lean and smokes lots of weed

    A YUNG MAN
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  4. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by greenplastic the military I tried to go to zoklet on a government computer and it came up blocked by their enhancements as "child porn" which pretty much scared the shit out of me. That's only slightly related but w/e.

    lol.

    military, easily scarred.

    why so scared ???
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  5. lol jk
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  6. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume remember the 80s and 90s?
    remember the shopping malls?
    the smells?
    the atmosphere?
    remember artists being able to buy 20 mansions and 200 automobiles because of their mega-supportive fanbase?

    Remember desert storm?
    *looks whistfully off into the distance*
    A time when men could be men and men could kill sandniggers and feel good about it.
    *superimpose images of an american flag and two eagles fucking*
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  7. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Drinking a 12 pack in a short period of time is gross. Beer drunk in general is gross unless you have a low tolerance. Too much liquid, too much grainy food-like stuff in your gut. The civilized man goes 100 proof to get drunk.
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  8. kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by mmQ Morjellin was a cuck

    You jelly brah?

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  9. infinityshock Black Hole
    these are the bitches who would have been sabertoothed tiger food 10,000 years ago.
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  10. Discount Whore 2.0 Houston [retell my unflavored scrape]
    astrology is for tumblr fags
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  11. You should listen to Crystal Castles passively watching porn doing your laundry, you might have a flicker of doubt, telling you you're on the wrong path, but just ignore that.
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  12. Originally posted by 10 Ft. Ganja Plant perseids can clock out at 1 meteor per minute oh and these showers radiate from their respective constellations so get up on identifying them now

    Maybe one day (Soon) Earth will cross paths very close to a Comet's tail like Haleys Comet in the early 1900s and just light up the sky like crazy.

    would be a trip to watch.. especially if really large rocks came flying in and loud bangs like that in Russia.. but not loud enough to knock down homes.
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  13. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by cerakote i do this

    i wash out all my cans with hot water and crush them so when i throw them in a bag by the rest of all my scrap i dont have to worry about attracting roaches

    i hope it cost you more to wash them than what you get selling them
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  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 I get these once in a while

    I even experience like a wall of nothingness taking over my consciousness, like what people who have "clinically died" says it feels like

    For me it's usually more relief than fear though, and when I wake up I get mad and think, "wtf brain? Why would you do that if i'm not actually dying?"

    Don't blame your brain he's an honest chap. Brain is trying to prepare you for a situation like that.
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  15. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by RestStop I already knew esoteric. My username on Reddit is actually a twist on that word. I wiki'd "illuminati" and "Obscurantism" was the first word I clicked on.

    only betas go around and find new words to learn,

    betas create new words and thrust them on everyones faces.

    lrn2betanism.
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  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by NARCassist what are you a fucking girl or summing?




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    Naw Brah it's a little known fact that tru OG Blood trap niggaz paint their fingernails before indeed "set tripping" something about the vibration in automatic assault weapons being tamed with nail polish.
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  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I DO see a fucker with a bag of dog-shit on his trailer-hitch all the time, which you maybe remember. It's just ALWAYS on there and the vehicle is almost always there, but sometimes the vehicle isn't there, which makes me think he doesn't have to work too much, and so the running late for work theory is shit, and even then he could throw it away when he gets home. I just don't get why a person would want to have a sack of dog shit hanging from their car anyway. lol

    But anyway. Thanks for your explanation. Now let me ask you this- in your "playing it backward" model, are you suggesting that it is LITERALLY impossible for us to CONTINUE playing it backward, beyond what is the farthest we know as you've described as 'all matter was squished so close together?"

    Like, why were the coins in the piggy bank? Were they always there? Who put them there? We could determine that stuff based on the playing it backward model, because now we're dealing with a different line of science, know what I'm saying, like, the equivalent of detective work. I can't mathematically tell you how the coins got there in the first place, though we can mathematically reverse the spilled coins to their original place, BUT I can ask around, and I can view surveillance footage, I can do forensic analysis, "study the coin scene" so to speak, and potentially learn who is responsible for putting the coins in there to begin with, and then when you find that person you obviously just rape them and go home.
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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    who cares what girls think? just bang em and move on. its your insecurities that make you look weak to girls anyway, either don't have any or don't let them show. a confident man is a big turn on to a chick.




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  19. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I don't know why people want to have kids at all. I just don't understand. life isn't that great (obvs. just an opinion) and you don't miss out on anything if you never existed.

    is it just some weird desire to mold another person into what you wanted to be?
    a meal ticket?
    a mistake?

    It's too much.
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  20. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I've always said, in the event that you are having severe anxiety issues making it thus near impossible to cope with any situation, that you should smoke an aggressively large amount of marijuana in as small a time-frame as possible and go attempt to do 10 minutes of stand-up at an open mic night in your area. Wear dirty clothes and shit in your pants just a little bit before you go on stage.
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