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  1. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Technologist I bet if you set small goals, a year is plenty of time.
    I know when you’re down like this it’s hard to look far enough into the next hour, let alone setting goals; but you have to force yourself. You have to kick yourself in the ass enough times to decide you’re ready for a change. Going through down times like this can give you enough incentive to get you out of it. I’ve isolated myself before, but that just makes it worse, you don’t have people to give you another perspective. You have to force yourself to get out. I’m no psychologist, I just know how I’ve felt when I get depressed.

    Thanksfor the advice.

    Here are my goals...

    #1 - Rebuild my place so I can install my old equiptment in a spare room so I can grow weed again

    #2 - NOT SELL ANY WEED TO ANYONE

    #3 - Somehow get a social circle of Cannabis lovers that like me because I grow the dankest buds

    #4 - Get a girl I can share my dank buds with

    #5 - Being able to afford top notch steroids again

    #6 - Build a home gym

    #7 - Not wanting to kill myself

    Yea, that's basically it. I don't want much from life. I just want to have a good time and some action. That's it.
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  2. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Creep Crawler Workshop was the shit but I always wanted to get this DIY candle making kit but for some reason never got it.

    Probably because I'm a bit of a pyromaniac.
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  3. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I had a Super Nintendo, though.
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  4. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Okay.

    Today is Black Friday. FIFA Ultimate Team has special promos where they offer a variety of special packs (loot boxes). I prepared way too much money for this day. Usually the market crashes on during this promo because everyone opens packs and more good players get pulled and listed on the transfer-market. Everyone in the community is prepared for this event. Everyone except fucking EA.

    They offer those packs during so called "lightning rounds". 100.000 packs on offer, first come first served. Every hour there is a new lightning round. Soo, I'm sitting here waiting for shit to drop. Full hour, I go into the store "Jumbo Rare Player Packs" that cost either 100.000 coins in-game currency or 1.000 FIFA Points (10 bucks) a pop. I try to open packs but get an error message that the store is currently having problems.

    I rage hard but whatever. All 100.000 packs are gone within two minutes. Ok. I wait another hour. ULTIMATE PACKS! BAM! They cost 25 bucks each and you have a good chance of packing something decent. I get my hands on two Ultimate Packs and both times I get completely shafted and pack utter trash.

    I can't even begin to desrcibe to you how fucked I feel and what that means to me. I have been playing this franchise for 21 years. I grew up with it. Now.... I just can't get fucked to get myself to play this shit anymore.



    I know you think it's just a video game. RisiR you're a faggot. Grow up and fuck me instead of playing with your toys but I fucking used to love this game. It's seriously what I'm best at. It's so hard for me to accept that it's over but I just can't let EA fuck me anymore. I'm one of the best players on the planet. I qualified for 3 out of 4 major tournaments so far. Maybe the best non-pro "free agent" in the world.

    I just fucking can't do this anymore. I can't compete with people who get sponsored tens of thousands of dollars to build their teams. Not when I get SO EXTREMELY FUCKED when I put money in the game. I'm done. Fuck you. This game is trash.

    It's been 26 minutes since I got RAPED buy jediA and my heart is broken and will never heal again. This relationship is over. I'm fucking done with you. No, I won't fucking look you in the eyes. Stop touching me. You're destroying my fucking life and you don't care. I have played over 800 matches in the last two months and THAT'S how you treat me? You cheating fucking piece of shit. I hate you.

    I'm having a fucking crisis here, man. I'll just play a couple matches of OH WAIT FUCK YOU. NEVER AGAIN. Fuck you.

    I don't even fucking know what to do anymore. This is bullshit.
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  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Okay, picture this.

    You're laying on your back and your daughter is on her knees over you. Your head between her legs and me behind her fucking her doggystyle. She's really horny and I start fucking her in the ass and with every (hard) stroke she gushes out a little bit of pussy juice onto your face. Every now and then I pull out and let you taste her ass from my wet cock.

    That's really hot, right?
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  6. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by cupocheer Popcorn, please.😁

    You can pick the corn out of my shit and pop that. I hope you choke on it.
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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I'm going through a similar phase. I can still get it up, no problem. I just don't enjoy it that much.

    This thread fluffed my dick up a bit to be honest. Maybe we can help eachother.
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  8. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I wish I was a gullible little baby that could enjoy stuff like this but sadly I was cursed with a triple digit IQ.
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  9. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by gadzooks Fat Joe still around?

    I used to always mix him up with Big Pun.

    Both fat hispanic rappers.

    One died though (Big Pun).

    Almost as if they were

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  10. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Is it the story of two Canadian boys that found love right here on the last place you would expect? They are both in denial and pretending that one is a girl? Yea? Already seen that one.
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  11. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Have you ever considered that Chinese women in their homeland have extremely high standards in regards to status and a cultural obligation to not engage in sexual actitivty with filthy savages from the west?
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  12. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by mmQ I have 800 FB friends

    Are you a fucking Youtuber? 800... you are like this lonely drunk Pizza dude in the stone cold fucking nothingness of Fargo (I have only seen the movie) in my mind. Like Malice with a cat, a hat and a car.

    800 my nigga. I don't think I have talked to 800 people in my entire life.
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  13. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Spectral thinks it's a fight when he tackles a 40 year old alcoholic woman that's running away to the ground and illegally handcuffs her until the cops arrive.

    Nigga.

    I could slap you in a coma.
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  14. RisiR † 29 Autism
    hydromorphone - the thread.
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  15. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I don't know, how do you lose a toe in a bar fight?

    Probably a gay bar and GGG was a Coyote Ugly dancer. One of his customers got too far while GGG let vodka run down his leg into the dudes mouth and started chewing on his toe. Then GGG tried to kick him in the face but the dude already had a solid grip on the toe and snapped it off.

    Yea, that's probably what happened.
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  16. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I sincerely believe that I could severely cripple you while simultaniously stimulating my prostate to an amazing orgasm.
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  17. RisiR † 29 Autism
    After I shoved Malice inside HTS's asshole we can have an anal birth ceremony roleplay. HTS can feel like a mother, Malice can feel like he has a mother and I can act out my urge to kidnap a baby from a hospital and rape it.
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  18. RisiR † 29 Autism
    I thought it was here. That would have been funny. Mash slowly sitting back, sucking some air through his teeth before lighting a cigarette, telling the story of how he became mad with perfect sanity just to go hamleham again in his very next post.

    Mash, if you are still inside there somewhere. You were a cool dude and a good buddy and the urge to punch your hair never faded. <3
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  19. RisiR † 29 Autism
    If I was a roll I'd be a high dose of Molly.

    Always rollin dirty like a muddy Roly Poly.

    My shit so sacrilegious, Satanists think I'm holy.

    There once was a boy named RisiR but that's another story.
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  20. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Psychedelic euphoria is the absolute pinnacle of happiness.
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