2018-11-23 at 10:24 PM UTC
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I am FOREVER done with FIFA
Got fucked again. Didn't pack shit. Now I can either put in more money or cut my losses and move on which I'll do.
I'll probably illegally sell my team on ebay and get a couple thousand bucks back and get banned on purpose. Fuck this shit. A videogame shouldn't cause this much misery.
I luckily got Red Dead 2 from my brother so I guess I'll play that or whatever. This feels like a loved one died.
2018-11-23 at 9:58 PM UTC
in
Hey DontTellEm
None of you have posted anything that even scratched my nuts. It's shameful that I even interact with you. I'm honestly disgusted with myself.
2018-11-23 at 9:55 PM UTC
in
I am FOREVER done with FIFA
5 minutes until the next lightning round...
It's called Diabolo. Probably because the devil invented it or some shit.
2018-11-23 at 9:49 PM UTC
in
Hey DontTellEm
So, you think this site is more valuable than a car? Just fuck off.
Seriously, fuck you. I don't even know why your child molesting ass has a problem with me. I actually said you were a cool dude but then you started following me around trying to fight me to heal your bruised ego. Guess what, bitch nigger. You can't win here. I'm so much better than you at this forum shit it's not even comprehendable. Just fucking stop. Stop talking to me. Your garbage man aura is tainting my vibes and and I don't need your stink on me. Just stop.
2018-11-23 at 9:40 PM UTC
in
Hey DontTellEm
I hated you all before Enter showed up to witness this tragedy.
What would you do to my kids?
2018-11-23 at 9:37 PM UTC
in
Hey DontTellEm
You all fucking suck. Crawl back into the normie mud pit you all came out of and stop destroying my forum.
Fucking useless bunch of fucking losers.
2018-11-23 at 9:33 PM UTC
in
I am FOREVER done with FIFA
Okay.
Today is Black Friday. FIFA Ultimate Team has special promos where they offer a variety of special packs (loot boxes). I prepared way too much money for this day. Usually the market crashes on during this promo because everyone opens packs and more good players get pulled and listed on the transfer-market. Everyone in the community is prepared for this event. Everyone except fucking EA.
They offer those packs during so called "lightning rounds". 100.000 packs on offer, first come first served. Every hour there is a new lightning round. Soo, I'm sitting here waiting for shit to drop. Full hour, I go into the store "Jumbo Rare Player Packs" that cost either 100.000 coins in-game currency or 1.000 FIFA Points (10 bucks) a pop. I try to open packs but get an error message that the store is currently having problems.
I rage hard but whatever. All 100.000 packs are gone within two minutes. Ok. I wait another hour. ULTIMATE PACKS! BAM! They cost 25 bucks each and you have a good chance of packing something decent. I get my hands on two Ultimate Packs and both times I get completely shafted and pack utter trash.
I can't even begin to desrcibe to you how fucked I feel and what that means to me. I have been playing this franchise for 21 years. I grew up with it. Now.... I just can't get fucked to get myself to play this shit anymore.
I know you think it's just a video game. RisiR you're a faggot. Grow up and fuck me instead of playing with your toys but I fucking used to love this game. It's seriously what I'm best at. It's so hard for me to accept that it's over but I just can't let EA fuck me anymore. I'm one of the best players on the planet. I qualified for 3 out of 4 major tournaments so far. Maybe the best non-pro "free agent" in the world.
I just fucking can't do this anymore. I can't compete with people who get sponsored tens of thousands of dollars to build their teams. Not when I get SO EXTREMELY FUCKED when I put money in the game. I'm done. Fuck you. This game is trash.
It's been 26 minutes since I got RAPED buy jediA and my heart is broken and will never heal again. This relationship is over. I'm fucking done with you. No, I won't fucking look you in the eyes. Stop touching me. You're destroying my fucking life and you don't care. I have played over 800 matches in the last two months and THAT'S how you treat me? You cheating fucking piece of shit. I hate you.
I'm having a fucking crisis here, man. I'll just play a couple matches of OH WAIT FUCK YOU. NEVER AGAIN. Fuck you.
I don't even fucking know what to do anymore. This is bullshit.
The toy you spin with the sticks and throw in the air?
I used to love that shit as a kid. I was really good at it, too. I used to be able to do all kinds of tricks where you wrap the string in a certain way and build a structure for the thing to spin it. Wrap the string around it twice and you can get some serious spin on it hammering it with one stick and then you swiftly unwrap it once and shoot it in the air so it makes a screeching sound.
Fuck, what's it called?
2018-11-23 at 7:31 PM UTC
in
Anyone remember Muzzy?
I had a Super Nintendo, though.
2018-11-23 at 7:30 PM UTC
in
Anyone remember Muzzy?
Or because my parents never loved me. Maybe both.
2018-11-23 at 7:30 PM UTC
in
Anyone remember Muzzy?
Creep Crawler Workshop was the shit but I always wanted to get this DIY candle making kit but for some reason never got it.
Probably because I'm a bit of a pyromaniac.
