Of course.... hahahahaha. You'll always find a way to fuck with me universe.
So, I have been dating a pretty cool girl I like a lot but she has a life here and now I also got a job offer in the Cannabis industry 400 miles away from here.
I'm not at a point where I can/want to suggest that we move together, especially so far away but it's a once in a lifetime chance to enter that industry because there has been made a pretty rad innovation that hasn't hit the market yet and those guys want me.
Lanny can't even count. He's like one of those feral children but he has inherited a significant amount of wealth from his cottonfarming family and is now able to employ a room full of monkeys that take care of him and the website (which runs on a 1976 Fairchild Channel F).