recipe for delicious cheese sandwich

1. 2017-06-02 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Alright first you gotta get a trader joes brand everything bagel, cut that shit in half and then put two slices of american cheese in there. Now slap the sides together and microwave for 40 seconds, pull it out and enjoy
2. 2017-06-02 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by greenplastic Alright first you gotta get a trader joes brand everything bagel, cut that shit in half and then put two slices of american cheese in there. Now slap the sides together and microwave for 40 seconds, pull it out and enjoy

   
   Napa valley has some awesome micro cheese factories. but then there is Tilimook Ore cheese (Sharp Chedder)
   
   Simple maynais or miracle and 2 slices of sharp, microwave about the same seconds.
   
   I would make like 2 of them and watch SNL when I was younger and right after I got married.
   
   Ritual I stopped about 10 years ago. think I'll go make one right now!
3. 2017-06-02 at 2:55 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
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4. 2017-06-02 at 2:56 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra fanglekai detected

   
   what...absolutely not...
5. 2017-06-02 at 8:09 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   oh shit I failed a drug test because of this
   
   Wat do op?
6. 2017-06-02 at 1:18 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kolokol-1 oh shit I failed a drug test because of this
   
   Wat do op?

   
   i'm not responsible
7. 2017-06-02 at 2:03 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by greenplastic i'm not responsible

   
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8. 2017-06-02 at 5:01 PM UTC

   #8
   

   bling bling Dark Matter
   wot is micowave
9. 2017-06-02 at 5:02 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by bling bling wot is micowave

   
   nood
10. 2017-06-02 at 5:08 PM UTC

    #10
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    idoit i live in yokshire
11. 2017-06-02 at 5:09 PM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by bling bling idoit i live in yokshire

    
    dnt lie u pussy cheff boi
12. 2017-06-02 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #12
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    1 v1 kitchen knife roundabout!
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    • aldra
13. 2017-06-02 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #13
    

    bling bling Dark Matter
    use t grill
14. 2017-06-03 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #14
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by bling bling idoit i live in yokshire

    
    innit
15. 2017-06-03 at 11:27 AM UTC

    #15
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by greenplastic american cheese

    
    Your degeneracy needs to be stopped.
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    • aldra
16. 2017-06-03 at 4:24 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Dissociator African Astronaut
    eat 50 benzedrex cottons, over the course of a couple months, youll start to shit this yellow ooze. Collect enough ooze to cover the sandwich with, put it in a frying pan simmering with robitussin, and put 4g of geeked up in it. Fart on it and then eat it.
    
    
    :))