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Posts by Grimace

  1. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    lol Speedy Parker's definition of how a robot.txt works. lol
  2. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    What the fuck? Aren't you supposed to be a millionaire? You pledge $3.50?

    Jesus Christ.
  3. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter Do you like my plan and think it'll work?

    Look, not all women are bitches. There probably really is some cunt out there who is ripe for you. Ya dig? That said, to all the others, burn their lives. Burn it like a cane field in high winds. Make them pay
  4. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    I have awakened! Ancient spirits of evil....transform this decayed form into....


    Wait. No. It's not time for that. No one is on here on Sunday. Except Enter. Fox Paws comes in sometimes. Site is dead as fuck on Sundays. I assume it's because everyone got LIT on Saturday and is now RECOVERING on Sunday.

    Uh....discuss and stuff.
  5. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We're gonna get these bitches, Enter. And when we do....ohhhhh goddamn...when we do...they're gonna fucking pay.
  6. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    HTS, for science, please layout your last sexual encounter ala totse erotica text file style.
  7. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We are as morally obliged to stop eating meat as a vegetarian is to start eating meat. It's an absurd notion, Zanick.
  8. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    WE SMOOTH said so. So, yeah.
  9. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by mmQ Are there any noteworthy differences between a

    boypussy
    boypussi
    boipussy
    or

    boipussy?


    You forgot boipussi
  10. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Enter
    fucking disgusting NIGGER FUCKER

    I laughed hard, almost spewing my breakfast out.
  11. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    The first time being intoxicated on a drug or alcohol, I was 13. I was rummaging through my parents room, looking for a cigarette. I had just started experimenting with smoking and liked the general lightheaded feel, I guess.

    Anyway, I was looking for one and I heard my parents come home. I found the pack of cigarettes and originally only meant to take one and put it back, but there was no time, I just jammed the whole thing in my pocket and left to my little spot in the woods where I smoked the cigarettes I stole. I opened the pack and LO AND BEHOLD! There was a single joint mixed with the cigarettes. My heart fluttered with delight. I smelled it over and over and contemplated how I could take just a little bit out of the joint without them knowing. I ultimately decided I couldn't and just smoked the whole thing.

    The first hit, I coughed while blowing it out, not used to the somewhat harsher weed smoke. My saliva thickened and pooled in my mouth and I remember the almost out of body experience I was having. I sat there in the woods and zoned out for what felt like an eternity and eventually looked at a squirrel in a tree. For some reason, it was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever seen and started laughing hysterically. The more I laughed, the more absurd I knew I must have looked, which fueled even more laughter. Tears streaming down my face and the muscles in my face and stomach hurting, I finally calmed down enough to smoke the rest of it.

    It was so new and foreign to me, this bizarre state of mind I was in. I was ultimately discovered for stealing the weed, but there wasn't much they could do because it was THEIR WEED that I stole. Haha.

    Ahhh good times. I remember all my "first times" with drugs, but it's too much to type out on my phone, so fuck it. You get the FIRST of the FIRST of TOIIIIMES!
  12. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws You looked like you had touched nary a drug in your life!!

    Lol, right? I was just a wee 16 year old boy. That was before the heroin and crack GOT ME 2 years later. I was and had been using drugs of all varieties for nearly 3 years up to that point. I just wore it well. Tee hee.
  13. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Wait so where’s the collage

    It was all a big sham!
  14. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    We used to tie our bedsheets in knots and flush it down the toilet and laugh like hell when it started to overflow and flood the tier. Haha. Prison. Good times.
  15. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    So what happened during the ultimate destruction ceremony of Tokerface? I don't recall.
  16. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Are you sure you're using Testdisk correctly? This is precisely the scenario Testdisk was made for. I use it all of the time to recover lost partitions.
  17. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Jeremus Shut the fuck up, panny. You're just spamming at this point.

    Are you angry? Violently enraged? Did you go to bed that night thinking of how I shit on some shit threads on a forum designed to be made of and about shit?

    Did my comments scattered about randomly through several threads cause your enjoyment of them to come to a screeching halt?

    Do you have anything purple in your refrigerator?

    If you've answered yes to any of these questions, then you're a loser and I win. Tee hee.
  18. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Power punch my baby shitter.
  19. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by Purewhitepanda You calm the fuck down Nigga and who said anyone had a problem with each other. I do though have a fucking problem with your bitch ass 2 cents you had to add to a conversation you thought you just needed to comment in because your right i don't get pure Heroin faggot ass nigga. I get the purest motha fucking Heroin ever known to man that you can literally cut it up to 100% and that shit still come back pure as fuck at a 101%.

    You're drunk.
  20. Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    SPECTRAL..I.....THE LAS............
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