2018-03-25 at 11:20 AM UTC
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Bounty: Kill SpectraL
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
lol Speedy Parker's definition of how a robot.txt works. lol
2018-03-25 at 11:17 AM UTC
in
Bounty: Kill SpectraL
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
What the fuck? Aren't you supposed to be a millionaire? You pledge $3.50?
Jesus Christ.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I have awakened! Ancient spirits of evil....transform this decayed form into....
Wait. No. It's not time for that. No one is on here on Sunday. Except Enter. Fox Paws comes in sometimes. Site is dead as fuck on Sundays. I assume it's because everyone got LIT on Saturday and is now RECOVERING on Sunday.
Uh....discuss and stuff.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
We're gonna get these bitches, Enter. And when we do....ohhhhh goddamn...when we do...they're gonna fucking pay.
2018-03-25 at 11:01 AM UTC
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ATTN: HTS
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
HTS, for science, please layout your last sexual encounter ala totse erotica text file style.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
We are as morally obliged to stop eating meat as a vegetarian is to start eating meat. It's an absurd notion, Zanick.
Grimace
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[my enumerable hindi guideword]
WE SMOOTH said so. So, yeah.
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[my enumerable hindi guideword]
The first time being intoxicated on a drug or alcohol, I was 13. I was rummaging through my parents room, looking for a cigarette. I had just started experimenting with smoking and liked the general lightheaded feel, I guess.
Anyway, I was looking for one and I heard my parents come home. I found the pack of cigarettes and originally only meant to take one and put it back, but there was no time, I just jammed the whole thing in my pocket and left to my little spot in the woods where I smoked the cigarettes I stole. I opened the pack and LO AND BEHOLD! There was a single joint mixed with the cigarettes. My heart fluttered with delight. I smelled it over and over and contemplated how I could take just a little bit out of the joint without them knowing. I ultimately decided I couldn't and just smoked the whole thing.
The first hit, I coughed while blowing it out, not used to the somewhat harsher weed smoke. My saliva thickened and pooled in my mouth and I remember the almost out of body experience I was having. I sat there in the woods and zoned out for what felt like an eternity and eventually looked at a squirrel in a tree. For some reason, it was the funniest goddamn thing I had ever seen and started laughing hysterically. The more I laughed, the more absurd I knew I must have looked, which fueled even more laughter. Tears streaming down my face and the muscles in my face and stomach hurting, I finally calmed down enough to smoke the rest of it.
It was so new and foreign to me, this bizarre state of mind I was in. I was ultimately discovered for stealing the weed, but there wasn't much they could do because it was THEIR WEED that I stole. Haha.
Ahhh good times. I remember all my "first times" with drugs, but it's too much to type out on my phone, so fuck it. You get the FIRST of the FIRST of TOIIIIMES!
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
We used to tie our bedsheets in knots and flush it down the toilet and laugh like hell when it started to overflow and flood the tier. Haha. Prison. Good times.
2018-03-20 at 6:56 PM UTC
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Captain Falcon...
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
So what happened during the ultimate destruction ceremony of Tokerface? I don't recall.
2018-03-20 at 6:39 PM UTC
in
Hard Disk Recovery
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Are you sure you're using Testdisk correctly? This is precisely the scenario Testdisk was made for. I use it all of the time to recover lost partitions.
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
Power punch my baby shitter.
2018-03-18 at 10:03 PM UTC
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ATTN: SPECTRAL
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
SPECTRAL..I.....THE LAS............