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2017-10-08 at 6:50 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by Sophie It's the age of the shitpost. Get with the program.

Which program? Does not compute.

2017-10-08 at 6:48 PM UTC in "Latest Threads" seems to show what it wants.

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by mashlehash Lanny won't fix a thing

It just so happens, when I read this comment, I was listening to Aerosmith - Don't Wanna Miss A Thing

"Lanny just won't fix a thang!"

2017-10-08 at 6:46 PM UTC in AND I DONT WANT NOBODY.

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

I want YOU though.

2017-10-08 at 6:45 PM UTC in "Latest Threads" seems to show what it wants.

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by Sophie Latest Threads gets updated by latest posts.

Yes. I am well aware. But when I did my test, 7 out of 10 times it showed the same threads. 3 of those times, was a totally different list of threads altogether.

2017-10-08 at 6:44 PM UTC in When Cats Knead On Your Dick

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

It's a PART of them, Panthrax.

2017-10-08 at 6:43 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get Rekt, Faggot!

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

This site basically revolves around SG, Half Baked, and this goddamn Retarded Thread. Outside of that, there is no discussion whatsoever. What puny attempts there are are never followed up, and fizzle out like a flame in the wind.

2017-10-08 at 6:41 PM UTC in When Cats Knead On Your Dick

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by Panthrax whats cat kneading? this homeless kitty cat always does this stupid shit with its paws its like putting its claws in and out and purring.
so i cant let it chillax with me cause u can hear it just fucking up ur pants or furniture

You know, bro. When they "massage". That "in and out" thing they do with their paws and claws, bro.

2017-10-08 at 6:35 PM UTC in "Latest Threads" seems to show what it wants.

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

I clicked it 10 times in a row to see if it was just a fluke. 3 of the 10 times it showed totally different threads than the other 7. Just reporting a bug, LANNY!

2017-10-08 at 6:30 PM UTC in Dogs that sit right on your crotch

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by -SpectraL Cats are a little better, but they're still filthy and annoying. They piss all over the place, leave fur on all your clothes, stink up your place, tear things up, and they're whiny. Fuck cats. Animals are meant to out in the bush, not in your living room.

1. They piss and shit in a box. Always. It's ingrained in them.
2. Sure, they shed. So do dogs. We shed our skin too. Wonder what your bed looks like under a microscope?
3. Any animal is bound to cause stink. We, also stink.
4. Get them a scratching post or a cat tree. Allure them with catnip. Solved.
5. Whiny. Yes. They are. Needy little things.

2017-10-08 at 6:27 PM UTC in Dogs that sit right on your crotch

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by -SpectraL Don't care. I find them noisy, messy, and extremely annoying. Taking in a dog is like taking in a literal human two-year old, that stays a two-year old for 20 years. Who in their right mind would sign up for that? I'll take my chances with the disease.

You a cat man, Spec?

2017-10-08 at 6:26 PM UTC in When Cats Knead On Your Dick

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

You know what I mean. They jump in your lap and find it neccesary to knead right on your dick and stare down at it or directly in your eyes with this bizarre look. You become aroused, but you know it's bad. REAL BAD. So you throw them off of you and scold them, still feeling the feels of a rock hard dick.

You know?

2017-10-08 at 6:24 PM UTC in the agenda

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

hold me real tight fam, but just stay out of my way

2017-10-08 at 6:23 PM UTC in some random guys resume is in my google docs account

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Change your password immediately. He could have shared his Google Docs with your email address, thus, it showing up for you. Just to be on the safe side, change your password.

2017-10-08 at 6:22 PM UTC in dope sickness

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by greenplastic yea, i know, i also excluded the situation where someone has been shooting up daily for a long ass time because it's my personal experience that myself and most of the other opiate users i know don't have the funds or lifestyle to be able to. in fact i only know one guy who is like that and the only reason he can manage it is because his wife basically works and is the head of the household and essentially takes care of him because he doesn't give a fuck about anything except heroin. the rest of us get $100 and go to town but then maybe were broke for a couple days or have to go to work and cant be nodded out or whatever

See, I was the opposite. Everyone I knew was IV using heroin addicts along with me. We were a little group of about 15 people. We'd call each other constantly, each of us trying to see if the other had some sort of scam going on or was able to get dope. This was a daily lifestyle for us. We were flat fucking broke. I lived under a goddamn bridge for an entire summer in 2007. I still managed my habit with window washing, gas station "I am out of gas" scams, and straight up theft/robbery.

2017-10-08 at 6:16 PM UTC in dope sickness

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Too many nights I spent curled up in the fetal position in my bed, no sheets over me because I was profusely sweating yet freezing at the same time. With each shiver, my body aches and thrashed in pain. All of my joints had a mixture of Restless Leg Syndrome and Rheumatoid Arthritis all attacking me at once. I tossed and turned and only got up to shit pure liquid into the toilet. The mere scent of it caused me to projectile vomit all over the floor, my tremors more pronounced now that I am standing up. Nose running, eyes running, just absolutely fucking miserable. Then someone ended up coming over with something. I didn't give a shit what it was. I specifically remember sitting in my 97' Honda Civic in my driveway, a friend handed over his bottle of 10/650 Lortabs and I instantly counted out 10 and chewed them up, swallowing them with the needle water bottles that littered the floor of my car. I felt better within like, 20 minutes, but the APAP was enough to cause me to hurl profusely in the driveway. Ahhh...old times.

2017-10-08 at 6:11 PM UTC in the agenda

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Originally posted by Panthrax Reminsa me of this sik shit i was reading about a dog eating puppies

i seen dat fam

2017-10-08 at 6:08 PM UTC in What's the first sexual thing you saw growing up?

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

I was walking alongside the highway with a neighborhood friend and we stumbled upon a Hustler magazine. Like excited little boys we were, we scooped it up and trekked into the woods were we looked at it in wonder. Breasts. Vaginas. Ass cheeks. Thighs. It aroused me, my senses awakened and I became aware of a new sensation in my pee-pee. I will remember it always.

2017-10-08 at 6:06 PM UTC in the agenda

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

bro. i sikked the puppies. i sikked all of them. just stay out of my way.

2017-10-08 at 6:05 PM UTC in dope sickness

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by greenplastic oh, looks like you didn't comprehend this part of my OP:

Dang. You're so mean!

2017-10-08 at 6:04 PM UTC in the agenda

Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]

Originally posted by Panthrax Who me n u?

And fleet week?? More like fleek week

Fleek me bro. Fleek me HARD

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