Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-03-05 at 2:29 AM UTC in YO MALICE!!!
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher This is not the real malice

   
   Easy way to find out
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-03-04 at 11:13 PM UTC in super glue on toilet seat
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher Lol who the hell sits on a public toilet without covering it first

   
   Ftfy
3. 2017-03-04 at 11:10 PM UTC in YO MALICE!!!
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Hash Slinging Slasher The weed did make him kinda stupid tbh

   
   Yeh smoking catnip will do that to ya
4. 2017-03-04 at 7:19 PM UTC in How do you store it?
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   In my ass where they shud be
5. 2017-03-04 at 6:05 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Tru. Explains why I like you, too.

   
   Captain faggot just come out the closet. Qft
6. 2017-03-04 at 6:02 PM UTC in My Headphones make weird noises
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Noises are from the feds listening in. Throw laptop, amp and headphones into the bath while its running and you're in it.
7. 2017-03-04 at 5:51 PM UTC in I'm a human being and sometimes I cry
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Do you need a kleenex?
8. 2017-03-04 at 5:49 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon Kek.
   
   Idk I guess I'm biased since I like Snoopy, and I know a small bit about his motivations. You can't really account for where the heart goes.
   

   
   Spoken like a true faggot
9. 2017-03-04 at 5:46 PM UTC in Hi, I'm new here
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   Yeah fuck him, little mudfarmer dick.
10. 2017-03-04 at 5:44 PM UTC in YO MALICE!!!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Pitbull shoulda called himself patball
11. 2017-03-04 at 5:43 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Shame she dont look like one too
12. 2017-03-04 at 5:40 PM UTC in YO MALICE!!!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon The point is to be googleable. If they were just Churches, you'd never be able to look them up

    
    Good point, fair 1. Foxes missed a trick there then. Shoulda called herself fuxes.
13. 2017-03-04 at 5:34 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon Still around, I talk to him on Steam sometimes. He still owns http://www.molotoveverything.com and he's just doing life shit.

    
    Is he still fucking that seadonkey wife of his like some dirty beastophile?
14. 2017-03-04 at 5:14 PM UTC in YO MALICE!!!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Ninja you dirty filthy ninja
    
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=XTjePuG8Fdg
    
    Edit: seems too filth for ytfags, original took dawn lol. Yall have to make do with that one.
    
    Post last edited by NARCassist at 2017-03-04T17:27:13.156444+00:00
15. 2017-03-04 at 4:35 PM UTC in WTF is up with user titales
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Totse 2001 What happens if an "N" word gets placed in a Whitey in Texas.. you get Whitney Houston
    
    
    i forgot how the actual punchline goes but if you dont like it.. make a better one

    
    That was lame even for you soppy cunt. You're as soppy as whitneys last joint.
    
16. 2017-03-04 at 4:31 PM UTC in YO MALICE!!!
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Sophie Also, i like this one.
    
    
    
    Especially when she raps in Afrikaans.

    
    Funny, i had a feeling that would appeal to you
    
17. 2017-03-04 at 4:26 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock hopefully that faggot died in a grease fire
    
    

    
    Maybe he saw sense and beat his wifes/dogs skull in with a claw hammer
18. 2017-03-04 at 4:19 PM UTC in Hi, I'm new here
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Obvious fed. Nobody talk to him.
19. 2017-03-04 at 4:10 PM UTC in Yo Sophie, I found a way to bridge the gap between u and ur waifu
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock of course you do…part of your fantasy that any woman would have anything to do with you, knowing theyre the only race that tolerates micro-penis afflictees.
    
    stick to homosexual encounters in dark alleys and glory holes, you fucking bosnian faggot

    
    Lol made me think of snoopy. What the fuck happened to that slav fuck. Did he get sent back to romania when they shut down the calais jungle, or did he drown trying to cross the channel on an inner tube?
20. 2017-03-04 at 4:04 PM UTC in Teehee :)
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Established tee hee fred