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2017-03-23 at 7:42 PM UTC in Zhitposting
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2017-03-23 at 7:36 PM UTC in god damn having a broken dick sucks
Originally posted by infinityshock you literally should get a public relations consultant to review your posts before you make them. other than being called a 'faggot' the next worst insult for someone with a penis is to be accused of peeing while sitting down.
I piss in a toilet with no lights on just fine…and never get so much as a drop of piss anywhere but in the bowl. then again…considering your penile-disfunction it's no wonder you can't aim that poor worm. it's a wonder you're able to direct your piss anywhere other than in your underwear.
you talk like you have the life experience of a 15 year old. -
2017-03-23 at 7:33 PM UTC in Zhitposting
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2017-03-23 at 7:20 PM UTC in god damn having a broken dick sucks
Originally posted by infinityshock say it enough and you might even start to believe it.
no one else does.
everyone knows your broken ass is a result of unrestrained ravaging by large groups of we'll endowed, viagra-consuming, vagrant niggers.
obvious, infaggotryshake's got gay buttsechs on the brain, is obvious. -
2017-03-23 at 6:44 PM UTC in trolling usa studentsshuda shut one in the fridge first.
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2017-03-23 at 5:43 PM UTC in White Womenno, the reason white man advanced so much is because they are greedy warmongering assholes. all our technologies were born out of the want/need to commit war.
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2017-03-23 at 5:39 PM UTC in immature as fuck
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2017-03-23 at 5:36 PM UTC in god damn having a broken dick sucksi've done more drugs than i could even try and remember and i dont get this problem. you're just a limp dick beta faggot.
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2017-03-23 at 5:32 PM UTC in I dont get it
Originally posted by SCronaldo_J_Trump Most savage reply on this forum and In totse history. Bill Krozby owned every single one of you and tore you all new assholes *slow clap* serves you rattex for shitting up good threads for the past two weeks. You spend so much energy being retards you let Bill Krozby outperform you on posting.
Lolololol. Screenshots incoming. Bill Krozby is legend
thanked but i assume you're aware that you're included in what you said.
inb4 any zek an zedie bollocks -
2017-03-23 at 4:52 PM UTC in Terror attack outside U.K. Parliament, dozens injuredthey make such a big deal of this shit to deliberately terrorize the population. but way more people were killed in road accidents yesterday, and do everyday. they dont bang on about that tho, cause its not scary enough. terrorism scares people cause mr average feels they have no control over being a victim of isis. its the authorities and media making the big deal about this thats really scaring everyone because there is value in being the protectors. so who is really the terrorist?
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2017-03-23 at 4:42 PM UTC in god damn having a broken dick suckslol, op's a limp dick hahahah.
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2017-03-23 at 4:40 PM UTC in Not a Cop
Originally posted by Totse 2001 Not a Cop, Not an Agent. I'm just me. Civilian. though I tried to Join the Military at 17, they changed the rule that month where they were no longer aiding you in a GED (reagan cutbacks) and wouldn't take you unless you graduated high school or did the GED on your own. So I had to go to that.. which would of been a 2 month process for the most part (In california)
the closest I'v been is ROTC. so don't think I'm a cop you paranoid faggots
thats exactly what a cop would say. -
2017-03-23 at 9:17 AM UTC in I know for a fact that NIS has the biggest Honey G fans in the world
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2017-03-23 at 9:07 AM UTC in do u ever almos diei'm way too smart to masturbate.
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2017-03-23 at 9 AM UTC in If you could snap your fingers and learn any language in the world...cockney coz its so badass you slaaaags.
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2017-03-23 at 8:59 AM UTC in We should collaborate and submit a definition for Shitfucker to urbandictionary.
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2017-03-23 at 8:49 AM UTC in If you could snap your fingers and learn any language in the world...any chinese people that are worth talking to already speak english.
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2017-03-23 at 8:28 AM UTC in Terror attack outside U.K. Parliament, dozens injured
Originally posted by aldra the story is confusing as fuck
apparently a guy went on a rampage with a car, was engaged by police, car was disabled, he got out and was then somehow able to stab several cops before he was brought down?
if anyone knows please clarify because it makes no sense to me.
all i know is he killed a pig so is alright as far as im concerned. im in the line to buy him a drink as we speak. -
2017-03-23 at 8:24 AM UTC in stealing a ufoyou'd need a piece of scaffold bar and a screwdriver.
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2017-03-23 at 8:22 AM UTC in being a wussi'd be fucking embarrased to wuss out so i go for it on principal.