Posts by NARCassist

1. 2017-03-19 at 6:59 PM UTC in SCronaldo_J_Trump Is a Star Wacker
   

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   can someone peter andre ffs.
2. 2017-03-19 at 6:44 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   basicaly its boring as fuck and full of retards. if you're not careful you end up getting in rows over dumb unimportant shit. if you're a pussy you'll get bullied to fuck. half the jail are on spice and think they're fucking scarface. its fucking tragic how these conduct themselves.
3. 2017-03-19 at 6:41 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   Originally posted by Bill Krozby british jail is easy as fuck according to reject, he said you tossers get tea and you're let out the next day for severe offenses.
   
   he even said you get all you can eat pancakes

   
   maybe so, but the faggotry is looked down on just like any other nonse.
4. 2017-03-19 at 5:29 PM UTC in selling ramen noodles on ebay
   

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   i'm starting up an ebay shop selling specks of dust. we should link.
5. 2017-03-19 at 5:26 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   Originally posted by infinityshock don't try denying it. prison is prison no matter what continent it's on.

   
   no mate, you don't want to be a poof in british jail.
6. 2017-03-19 at 4:58 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   we're not americans, we don't go on like that over here.
7. 2017-03-19 at 4:54 PM UTC in immature as fuck
   

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   Originally posted by greenplastic umm no dude u have no idea how oppressed i am
   
   how would you feel if u couldn't do drugs and have sex CONSTANTLY. if u had to go ONE WHOLE DAY WITHOUT listening to any music or drugs.

   
   i just spent two year in jail pal.
8. 2017-03-19 at 4:29 PM UTC in top 3 favorite comedy movies
   

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   also 4 lions
9. 2017-03-19 at 4:29 PM UTC in top 3 favorite comedy movies
   

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   booty call with jamie fox is faf
10. 2017-03-19 at 3:34 PM UTC in The Henry Interview Sessions: Lanny
    

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    who's logic?
11. 2017-03-19 at 3:33 PM UTC in Totse Day
    

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    july 4th
12. 2017-03-19 at 2:51 PM UTC in Fuck the poh leece.
    

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    the only good cop is one with a .45 sized hole in his head.
13. 2017-03-19 at 2:43 PM UTC in Paranoia or being played
    

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    i can help protect you online, just give me your cc number, expiry date and passwords and i'll get straight on it.
14. 2017-03-19 at 2:12 PM UTC in immature as fuck
    

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    sounds super hot. check out 'menstruation porn', thankfully its actually a thing.
15. 2017-03-19 at 2:09 PM UTC in Fuck the poh leece.
    

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    i know a cop but i can't tell him that because thankfully he's dead.
16. 2017-03-19 at 2:06 PM UTC in immature as fuck
    

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    Originally posted by Bill Krozby you live a good life.
    
    I've only had sex with 1 asian chick back when I was twenty and she was hot but the sex was awful and she was bleeding everywhere
    

    
    sounds hot.
17. 2017-03-19 at 12:54 PM UTC in roommate tried to rape me
    

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    fucking twinks. i bet the dude dint pay and now you're screaming like a little bitch. dint he like that little bitey thing you do?
18. 2017-03-19 at 10:57 AM UTC in How to determine who is lying.
    

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    Originally posted by Rhymin Hymen So how does one determine if an ambidextrous is lying?

    
    if they tell you they're a lefty when they're really a righty.
19. 2017-03-19 at 8:03 AM UTC in burning cars remotly
    

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    Originally posted by infinityshock you wouldn't know what to do with thermite if someone crammed a few pounds of it up your ass

    
    and like you would, you faggoty wannabe plastic redneck cocksucking cunt.
20. 2017-03-19 at 7:59 AM UTC in Individuals Who Need To Step Forward And Identify Themselves On This Site
    

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    ima make a how to website showing step by step how to make a really shitty pizza.