Knor is the best stock atm imo
2017-03-04 at 12:49 PM UTC
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YO MALICE!!!
I like chvrches, that bitch is banging. That thing switching the u for a v really worked and caught my interest. Gun is a good video. Since then i also noticed pvris, wondering about this v trend thing. The bitch in pvris is banging too.
I dont like malice tho. Id like to push him into a tiger cage and say 'have fun catfucker'.
I encountered a real life touretter the other day at tesco. I was in the carpark and suddenly heard 'asshole', then twice more. Being a major asshole i automaticly switched to fight mode, but couldnt see anyone. Then inside the store i heard it again from the guy ahead of me who was twitching his head. So i realized tourettes and laughed then carried on looking for crumpets and teabags. And after all that i got home and forgot butter. Tourettes dudes are fucking wankers.
2017-03-04 at 12:24 PM UTC
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harassing your pets
When i was a kid id grab the cat hard and growl while it was fast asleep. It would jump halfway up the wall and gave me endless lolz. Then it would slope off giving me this snarly look that said 'ima get you one day you little prick'.
2017-03-04 at 11:50 AM UTC
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got farted on by a stripper
When strippers fart in your face your legally obliged to pee in her butt and she cant refuse. However the window of opportunity closes once you leave the establishment. So looks like you missed the 'golden' opportunity kiddo.
2017-03-03 at 4:39 PM UTC
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hi can sum1 repotr for me
I just reported op for being hardcore buttfucker
2017-03-03 at 4:35 PM UTC
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wtf
Yes, the whole system is one big automated pee in yo butt machine.
I have the buttpee1000
2017-03-03 at 4:24 PM UTC
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wtf
A waste disposal unit? Yes.
Have you never seen one before?
Have you seen a fosset before?
So where the fuck is san diego zoo then? Im fucking confused, all this time i'ma thinkin its in san diego, i feel like a right twat now.
Thats the offially accepted way of identifying a hardcore homo. Liking abba and/or judy garland. Faggots absolutely love that shit.
Pyongyang, i bet its in pyongyang
Lulzyst fred on this board
As long as she a fit nigger im good wi that
Popular music = "oh yeah, according to dah pop chartz this is what everyone else listens to. So if i listen to this then ill fit in with everyone elses and be all cool leik".
Lets face it someone gonna do him. I placed a $10 bet on lone gunman.
