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2017-05-17 at 11:16 AM UTC in who's stupiderif someone says something then its a word.
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2017-05-17 at 11:14 AM UTC in Whats the scariest thing thats ever happened to you?well obviously, else you wouldn't have proceeded to shoot yourself in the face, i'm guessing.
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2017-05-17 at 11:09 AM UTC in Whats the scariest thing thats ever happened to you?
Originally posted by DocFoster Accidentally shot myself in the face with a bow in the woods. Was hanging out with the neighborhood bully because I had no other friends, and one who beat me was better than the ones who beat me only. He'd just gotten a bow and so we went out into the Minnesota woods to shoot it. We stole tons of yard ornaments from the rich private property we lived near. We set up a range far from home. Shooting went well mostly. Shooting at hard targets resulted in a few ricocheted shots, but nothing dangerous.
Then one did, and it hit me in the mouth. Lodged in my head. Fucker knocked me right down. He saw the arrow in my head and me on my back and legged it. Left me for dead. Took me a while to get back up. Blood all over my shirt, arrow dangling from the side of my mouth, lost in the woods. That's some scary shit. Wandered around til I heard the road, and slowly got back home. Somewhere on the road is when I finally pulled it out.
Ended up being fine. I was thankful it lost energy in the ricochet and that it wasn't an inch in any other direction. I was also thankful it wasn't a broadhead.
Got stitches, threw out the bloody clothes, got a scar now faded, and got grounded. Fucker and his friends later subjected me to more horrors. I never learned my lesson about the guy.
Guy later ended up fucking his dog.
I hate this town even all these years later
that's a pretty damn retard thing to do, lol.
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2017-05-17 at 11:03 AM UTC in The BDSM Affinity Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.walls have ears
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2017-05-17 at 10:19 AM UTC in The BDSM Affinity Test - Everyone here should seriously take it.^lulziest line in wolf of wall street
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2017-05-17 at 10:18 AM UTC in The BDSM Affinity Test - Everyone here should seriously take it."I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOUR SAFE WORD"
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2017-05-17 at 8:04 AM UTC in The Grand Unified Theory of Trianglism.and way off track
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2017-05-17 at 7:50 AM UTC in What happens when you die? Best and worst case scenarioseems legit
Originally posted by http://wondergressive.com/death-solved-by-vestigial-gland/ We now know what happens at death:
Resting comfortably in the recessed center of your brain, encased snugly within the corpus colossum, wrapped tightly between the dual-hemispheres of spongy nerve bundles, encased in the quarter-inch-thick armor-plating of skull, finally surrounded by your main and expressive organs with which you face the world, exists a tiny gland, long considered vestigial (serving little to no function), that holds the key to our interpretation of existence as we know it. I’m speaking of the pineal gland. This minute spec, roughly the size of a grain of rice, is more heavily protected than even the heart with its literal cage of protection, because if something happens to your heart you die, but if something happens to your pineal, you can’t go to heaven.
Never heard of it?
This pineal gland has influences on both melatonin and pinoline, but our interest is in the gland’s role in the creation of dimethyltriptamine, or DMT. This chemical, DMT, may well be the reason we, as a species, are capable of sentience itself.
I’m not a chemist; break it down.
First, DMT is a narcotic, schedule 1. It’s scheduled as a highly illegal substance all over the planet, largely because DMT is one of the most potent psychedelics known to man. Intensely powerful. Yet, every day your pineal produces this stuff.
Secondly, DMT is the chemical that elicits dreams. That’s right. Each night as you drift to slumber-land, not only are you tripping on a psychedelic, but you’re also premeditatedly committing a federal offence; possession or consumption of DMT could land you a felony charge.
And third, this illegal gateway to dreamland is released in massive amounts at the moment of death. When I say massive, if a water glass of DMT evokes a dream, at death, an equivalent river excretes into your system. Any druggies reading this?
How have I not heard of this before?
Well, the pineal’s significance is neither a new idea, nor an unfounded one. Spanning the expanse of human civilization runs an undercurrent of worshipful adoration to the almighty pineal, more widely known as the inner eye, all-seeing eye, or the like – considered the body’s gateway to the soul.
Egypt had its Eye of Horus (now emblazoned on the US dollar bill). Hindu culture has its bottu (the familiar forehead dot). Even the ancient art of yoga recognizes the brow chakra, or ajna, as blossoming at the pineal, or third eye. That’s only to name a few.
The hell you say! The truth behind the cult of the pineal has gone largely unnoticed collectively, though the symbols themselves have been downright ubiquitous. Tibetan Buddhists, as well, have long carried a belief that the soul enters the fetus precisely 49 days after conception. Likely, reading this, you are not a Tibetan Buddhist – their numbers fall less than 20 million – and whether you subscribe to an eternal soul or not isn’t the point, because day 49 is the moment the pineal is formed in a fledgling brain.
Great, so what does all this have to do with death?
Well, on an experiential level, shrooms distort perception, coke smacks you with raw energy, ecstasy grants superpower orgasms (ladies), and most notably, weed slows time – time distortion seems to go hand in hand with most psychedelics as well – so time passage then is totally subjective. Ask Einstein.
Meanwhile, among DMT smokers, out of the macrocosm of potential experiences, two major themes emerge nearly universally:
1) A stretching of time – they experience the hectic 6 or 7 minutes as a near eternity or lifetime. Imagine Cobb’s 50 year night in Inception.
2) They experience religious incarnations with a tilt toward whatever sect the subject is affiliated with.
Here’s the clincher: after death, while this massive psychedelic dose courses through the brain, there is this mysterious several minutes where the brain still functions. With our new perspective, however, we at last understand what these minutes are…
These few minutes after death, subjectively, are experienced as an eternity, engrossed in the DMT universe. Also, the trip itself is a highly personal experience dictated by the deepest realms of the subconscious.
Therefore, whatever at your deepest core you expect to happen when you die… Congratulations, that’s what’ll happen… Every religion was right.
Mystery solved. Peace on earth.
If you’re resourceful, you can find this stuff and try it. The bigger question now is: do you really want to know where you’ll be spending eternity?
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2017-05-16 at 8:01 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshin
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2017-05-16 at 7:09 PM UTC in ｌｅ ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ ｆｏｎｔbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallshit
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2017-05-16 at 7:07 PM UTC in ｌｅ ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ ｆｏｎｔ@captain faggot - if it was done using html tags, the tags would show when you clicked quote. this is some script whichcraftery going on here.
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2017-05-16 at 6:47 PM UTC in *hears multiple gunshot outside the house*yeah well, you will go living in Zimbabwe.
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2017-05-16 at 6:44 PM UTC in who's stupider
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2017-05-16 at 6:37 PM UTC in ｌｅ ｖａｐｏｒｗａｖｅ ｆｏｎｔ[wobble]jah[/wobble]
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2017-05-16 at 2:39 PM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinFOK JULLE NAAIERS
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2017-05-16 at 2:36 PM UTC in I Saw DMT.I approve of this fred
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2017-05-16 at 10:19 AM UTC in Rape culture in americathis fred has been raped
this fred is now the latest victim of rape culture in America
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2017-05-16 at 10:18 AM UTC in Saving SilvermanI see what you did thar
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2017-05-16 at 10:17 AM UTC in What happens when you die? Best and worst case scenariobut hell is where the cool people would be.
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2017-05-16 at 10:15 AM UTC in Spinnersfun sized chix are hot
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