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2019-07-15 at 2:17 AM UTC in Say you work at Wal-Mart and you see a shoplifter about to walk out...
Originally posted by gadzooks I watched an older couple pocket a $150 bottle of high end scotch right in front of me once.
Not gonna lie, I was pretty pissed off about it because I'm in there with my saved up money humming and hawing over whether I can afford it or not, and three assholes just throw it into a bag and walk out like it's nothing…
I'm not too keen on playing the rat card, but I was definitely kinda perturbed by em.
I did tell the store after the couple left. They actually rearranged the planogram / layout of the store shortly thereafter.
so you were pissed at them coz you don't have any balls? how's that their fault?
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2019-07-15 at 2:12 AM UTC in Speedy Parker is so fucking stupid he thinks I'm Ghostomfg speedy parker must be fucking retarded. §m£ÂgØL is way too fat to be scrawney, lol.
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2019-07-15 at 2:09 AM UTC in Been on Twitter lately?only ever used twitter to do a bit of affiliate marketing years ago. never saw the point to it as it was full of fags and idiots so never went back.
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2019-07-14 at 9:45 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
Originally posted by Common De-mominator Like, why would a muscle meat mountain hunk want a fucking WOMAN to handle hin, he has no time for their frivolities and frailties, he wants gachi anikis like himself.
holy shit how gay would you have to be to think like that?
'why would you want a woman to handle you?' -hahahhahhahahh ohmydaize
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2019-07-14 at 9:38 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition
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2019-07-14 at 9:35 PM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
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2019-07-14 at 9:33 PM UTC in Best conspiracy theories
Originally posted by -SpectraL The Britain government and the British police forces have been completely hijacked by fascist tyrants. The modern-day Gestapo, in the flesh. They're here. The Thought Police have arrived, exactly as foretold for decades. Very sad to see Britain go. It was once a great nation.
wow speckles, tell us more? this is some seriously new and cutting edge news right here that nobody has ever heard before. we're gonna need you to put us all in the picture on this specs.
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2019-07-14 at 8:57 PM UTC in Do you guys think a good strategy to get into a 16 yo’s pants
Originally posted by Ghost I used to get high and message random girls on Facebook because I thought it was funny and one girl was a depressed self conscious 13 year old that started getting complimented by a random 20 year old and she would come in to my work and give me hugs in the back room for cheering her up.
We were just friends tho and I was never creepy to her.
that could have seriously backfired on you tho.
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2019-07-14 at 8:52 PM UTC in Do you guys think a good strategy to get into a 16 yo’s pantshebephiles totally prove my theory that its the risk that attracts people sexually to underaged.
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2019-07-14 at 8:26 PM UTC in Best conspiracy theories..maybe we could play a game of pool with these couple of pool balls i got here in this sock
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2019-07-14 at 8:25 PM UTC in Best conspiracy theories
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny quite a phantasy you have there.
im sure we could be pretty good friends with lots to chat about irl.
yeah yeah bennt, we'll chat about loads. just come down to my cell, come in and shut the door up. i'll be waiting for you pal, i'll even put the kettle on. how many sugars, 153 was it?
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2019-07-14 at 8:19 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?i had a mate called andy parker.
any relation?
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2019-07-14 at 8:17 PM UTC in Who wants to have sex with me?
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2019-07-14 at 8:14 PM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?i can't remember the name now of the insurance company that had the phone number 282820, and their tv ad had an owl that would go 'too-whit-too=whit-too-whoo'.
that was pretty clever.
bennt vader could never come up with summing that clever tho, coz he's dumb as fucking shit.
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2019-07-14 at 8:08 PM UTC in Who wants to have sex with me?
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2019-07-14 at 8:05 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?no you didn't spectral parker
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2019-07-14 at 8:02 PM UTC in What do you do when people tailgate you?
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny jokes on you.
you failed to notice the biggest complex i have,
im actually a beta pretending to be an beta.
pretending to be clever is just a distraction.
nobody thinks you're an beta bennt.
but no, you're desperate to be seen as intelligent by your peers. my guess is that growing up your father would constantly call you an idiot. that's left you desperate to get recognition for your intellectual achievements. however you don't actually have any, so that's never gonna happen.
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2019-07-14 at 7:56 PM UTC in I missed a chance to buy Belle Delphine's bathwater
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2019-07-14 at 7:54 PM UTC in Can someone explain to me the recent fascination with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
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2019-07-14 at 4:59 AM UTC in What do you feed a Mexican stud horse?how much hay for a blowjob?
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