Posts by NARCassist

2017-08-03 at 9:32 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you

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doesn't understand the concept of being comfortable with your sexuality. but that's ok, its 2017 and nobody is judging you.

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2017-08-03 at 9:13 PM UTC in Say something positive about the poster above you

NARCassist gollums fat coach

needs to pray the gay away

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2017-08-03 at 9:12 PM UTC in the photoshop fred

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader i couldnt see properly cos i was cringing and squirming and i saw 3 heads so … i thought

you make it sound like you were jerking off

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2017-08-03 at 9:07 PM UTC in SckBch

NARCassist gollums fat coach

fake jedis

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2017-08-03 at 9 PM UTC in the photoshop fred

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader b] how did you feel with 3 cocks hanging on your monitor while your at it ???

indifferent tbh. also i wasn't so put off by the sight of cock that i counted an extra one. i guess your mind was elsewhere at the time, or it was just a case of wishful thinking. lol.

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2017-08-03 at 8:52 PM UTC in the photoshop fred

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by infinityshock fake pic.

what makes it obvious is that theyre white…when everyone knows Bill Krozby only fucks niggers. and…Bill Krozby is always the bottom bitch.

the camera never lies dude

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2017-08-03 at 8:45 PM UTC in the photoshop fred

NARCassist gollums fat coach

here's a job i did once for Bill Krozby. he asked me to shop out the two other dudes for him from this pic

which i think i did a pretty good job of. i can't see any trace left of them once i'd finished filling in the background, leaving it looking like the two other dudes were never in the picture at all.

i admit i did have to crop away some of the lefthand side of the pic because i fucked it up and it looked weird, but now i think it looks pretty good.

what you guys think? does the background look like it matches the rest of the picture. is there any sign that the other two dudes were ever in the pic to begin with? i'm pretty happy with the way it came out tbh.

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2017-08-03 at 8 PM UTC in the photoshop fred

NARCassist gollums fat coach

how is that^ done? that can't be down to using just a flash surely?

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2017-08-03 at 7:24 PM UTC in the photoshop fred

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by infinityshock it looks fine to me. 99% of people wont be able to tell it was photoshopped until/unless someone else points it out to them.

definitely this. you prolly wouldn't have noticed had you not seen the before and after to compare.

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2017-08-03 at 12:22 PM UTC in How long do we keep this cat stuff going on for?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

the jolly green giants cock

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2017-08-03 at 11:47 AM UTC in i want to see your drawings

NARCassist gollums fat coach

how long mescaline trip last for?

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2017-08-03 at 11:31 AM UTC in cant think of something horrible enough to do to tits

NARCassist gollums fat coach

i once saw this fucked up bdsm porno where these two women had ropes lashed proper tight around there tits and were then suspended in the air hanging just by their tits. some gimp masked dude then proceeded to whip the fuck out of their tits and other parts of there body. i mean like he was whipping them proper hard. i think he may have done other tortury shit to them iirc, i dunno, this was like 20 years ago.

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2017-08-03 at 11:25 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

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Originally posted by RisiR † The entire italics part is about jerking off….

definitely didn't read.

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2017-08-03 at 11:23 AM UTC in i want to see your drawings

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by RisiR † I like Mescaline, too. Good stuff.

that's one i've yet to try. how would it compare to acid would you say?

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2017-08-03 at 11:19 AM UTC in making the pussy purr

NARCassist gollums fat coach

lol, no

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2017-08-03 at 11:05 AM UTC in making the pussy purr

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by RisiR † The motivation behind this thread are the feelings you have for a hooker. LOL.

Post pictures. Maybe she's hot enough to make me contribute.

na, it was something somebody mentioned in a pm that give me the idea.

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2017-08-03 at 10:22 AM UTC in How long do we keep this cat stuff going on for?

NARCassist gollums fat coach

nobody cares

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2017-08-03 at 9:03 AM UTC in THE OFISH 2017 COLLAGE THREAD!!!

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by Captain Falcon I gave you logical reasoning and tautological proof. You gave me bullshit. That's the difference, and why I am right.

When someone says "metrosexual" in a conversation today, do you think they are saying "mothersexual"?

you do realize you've totally missed the point of what was being stated, don't you?

also...

Originally posted by NARCassist well yeah, everyone who is alive today knows what metrosexual means. aldra was pointing out the fact that the use of the term being applied in this instance wasn't particularly well thought out as it literally translates to 'mothersexual'. obviously the faggots din't do their homework when they went 'herp, metro rhymes with hetero and means like modern, derp'.

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says^ it all dude

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2017-08-03 at 8:49 AM UTC in i want to see your drawings

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader i dont know who that is so I googled and still couldnt see the connection.

he seems to be some insignificant artist.

damn, you gotta be trollin?

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2017-08-03 at 8:47 AM UTC in Things that women are better at

NARCassist gollums fat coach

Originally posted by benny vader they dont do that anymore with the advent of cloud storage facilities.

well, i wouldn't know. plus it was only a joke, don't get your 5 year old girlfriends panties in a twist.

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