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  1. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    we're gonna indulge in so much vice



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  2. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    sploo's gonna be my vice president



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  3. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah that's it, i'm gonna gay the world up to create peace on earth.



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  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i hear they come with pumps as well



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  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    my manifesto will cause the greatest shift in power in the whole of human history and will end all war.



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  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by sploo pic dumping acc im basically the best human alive

    no that will be me when i release my manifesto



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  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    See captain falcon for details.



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  8. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the triangles scare the fucking shit outta me tho



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  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you don't scare me kid



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  10. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Is ray william Johnson related to Robin William (lie a hyphenated) or is Ray William just on the aids.

    he could well be. but i can tell you who he's not related to tho, robin williams, that's who.



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  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by SBTlauien A phone is a computer.

    lol, spekky's such a numpty huh?



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  12. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    also illegal search and seizure isn't a thing here. the cops can just say they could 'smell cannabis' on you and search you. if they find drugs you fucked.



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  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Wick Sweat Lmao, the UK has like no consequences. The cops wear flourescent yellow and shit. In the US the cops sneak up on you in dark blue and charge you with felonies. In the UK you get put in a paddy wagon by a pussy with nothing but a baton, taken to the station and given a stern talking to. Maybe house arrest that THEY pay for. And you can just choose to be, on the dole. And live as a broke ass nigga doing drugs. In the US you get locked up like panthrax. There's more.

    i don't get it. you talk like that's better, lol.

    also, you're completely wrong anyway, they have plain clothed pro-active squads here. especially the met(london cops) are fucking ruthless. i was scoring with a couple of pikeys one night when i very first started using smack. these guys pulled the car up and both went across the road to a phone booth, leaving me in the back of the car. this was back when i was still selling a lot of ecstasy. this crusty white guy with dreadlocks and everything suddenly gets in the front of the motor from fucking no where. i figured he obviously a pal of these pikeys, or maybe he was the dealer they were calling. i had 70 pills down my balls at the time. this guy gets in and he's like 'you alright mate?', so i'm like 'yeah, you alright'. then he goes 'i'm a police officer, keep your hands where i can see them', and flashes his badge at me. out the window i see like 6 plain clothes just rush the fuck out of the pikeys. plus a few more appear surrounding the car. then they searched me and this cop run his fingers down each side of my bollocks narrowly missing the bag of pills by millimeters. then they let me go while they arrested the driver coz he had a crowbar under the driver seat. i dodged a 5 year that night.

    also cops don't have firearms on their person but most have them in a strongbox in the trunk of the car.



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  14. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Doesn't roll around in his own shit.

    man, scat is fucking disgusting.



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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    a link would be nice so we could see it pal



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  16. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i think these are the sort of thing you're after:

    http://owl.phy.queensu.ca/~phil/exiftool/

    https://mat.boum.org/

    http://www.exiv2.org/

    http://www.sentex.net/~mwandel/jhead/

    https://0xacab.org/mat/mat/issues



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  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    your dad likes to wank





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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    the jolly green giants cock



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  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by mmQ OK. A hint.

    It is a THING.

    It can MOVE.

    the jolly green giants cock



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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    'if i had sensitive skin' =/= 'a very insensitive dick'



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